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Two Average Chimps episodes
- 2AC S4 Ep 4 Hot Boxing Valentines
Matt and Mike molest the microphones and discuss hot-boxing stairwells, why Valentine's Day sucks, and cranky old people, all whilst sipping Old Bardstown Kentucky Straight Bourbon.
1 hr - 2AC S4 Ep3 You Really Shouldn't Put That There
Matt and Mike molest the microphones and discuss people molesting themselves dangerously, all whilst sipping Green River Wheated Kentucky Straight Bourbon.
1 hr 2 min - 2AC S4 Ep. 2 Man Versus Hands
Mike and Matt molest the microphones and discuss a Mass-Hole tournament, Man Vs. Food, and a whole new meaning to sitting on your hands, all whilst sipping Elijah Craig Toasted Barrel Kentucky Straight Bourbon.
1 hr 1 min - 2AC S4 Ep1 - Holiday Hot Box Karma
Matt and Mike molest the microphones and discuss the new season of Chimps, Holiday celebrations, Hot Box Karma, and Frank's OnlyFans page, all whilst sipping Tullabardine Single Malt Scotch Whiskey.
1 hr 2 min - S3 Ep. 17 - Nashville Holidays
Matt and Mike molest the microphones and discuss a hockey tourney in Nashville, Thanksgiving, and getting ready for Christmas, all whilst sipping Tomintoul Speyside Glenlivet Scotch Whiskey, aged 16 years.
1 hr - S3 Ep. 16 - Happy Ghost Season
Matt and Mike molest the microphones and discuss Halloween, the official kick-off of the holiday season, and ghost tales, all whilst sipping Dad's Old Hat Rye Whiskey.
1 hr 2 min - S3 EP. 15 - A Nostalgic J.O.
Mike and Matt molest the microphones and discuss Halloween, why Grandpa Joe is a J.O., and the movies from our childhood, all whilst sipping King's Falcon Speyside Single Malt Scotch Whiskey.
1 hr 1 min - S3 Ep. 14 - Traveling with Gen-Pop
Matt and Mike molest the microphones and discuss the joys of public transportation, vanity plates, and an update on Farts in a Jar Guy, all whilst sipping George Remus straight bourbon whiskey.
1 hr 2 min - S3 Ep. 13 - Whiskey Toilet Wouldn't Rather
Mike and Matt molest the microphones and discuss terrible whiskey, a bathroom symphony, and a "Would You Rather" you WOULDN'T rather, all whilst sipping Toki Suntory Japanese Whiskey.
1 hr 2 min - S3 Ep. 12 Expensive and Not Slim
Matt and Mike molest the microphones and discuss the summer hiatus, the most magical expense on earth, and two husky Chimps judging the rest of the not-slim world, all whilst sipping Coit Spirts Indiana Straight Bourbon Whiskey.
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About Two Average Chimps
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Matt and Mike are two friends sitting in a garage having absurd, quasi-intellectual, and sometimes funny conversations about life in their forties, all whilst having a drink or three.