Matt and Mike molest the microphones and discuss those around them who need neck punches and the art of subtle parenting, all whilst sipping Wild Turkey Kentucky Spirit Single Barrel Whiskey.

Mike and Matt molest the microphones and discuss summer vacations, the passing of icons of their childhood, and whatever else pops into their chimp brains, all whilst sipping Redwood Empire Pipe Dream Whiskey.

Matt and Mike molest the microphones and discuss midlife crises, yay or nay on going braless, and face sitting, all whilst sipping Hogsworth bourbon whiskey with Armagnac.

Mike and Matt molest the microphones and discuss the Chimp socials, AI art, Father's Day, and the Jr Chimps getting all grown up, all whilst sipping Sazerac straight rye whiskey.

Matt and Mike molest the microphones and discuss graduation season, professional pillow fighting on the Ocho, and honest obituaries, all whilst sipping Kirkland Small Batch Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey.

Matt and Mike molest the microphones for the first Al Fresco episode of the season and discuss Easter, the emergence of T&T, and dance competition animals, all whislt sipping American Highway Kentucky straight bourbon.

Mike and Matt molest the microphones, ditch the script for a night, and follow tangents all whilst sipping Lusty Claw Selected Kentucky Straight Bourbon.

Matt and Mike molest the microphones and discuss a visit to our Nation's Capital, a game of bingo, and two chimps on a farm, all whilst sipping Rabbit Hole Cavehill Kentucky single barrel whiskey. https://twoaveragechimps.com/

Matt and Mike molest the microphones and discuss Chimp mindfulness, sending nudes, and Matt's new bus crush, all whilst sipping Rye 3 whiskey.

Matt and Mike molest the microphones and discuss hot-boxing stairwells, why Valentine's Day sucks, and cranky old people, all whilst sipping Old Bardstown Kentucky Straight Bourbon.