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Two Average Chimps
Two Average Chimps episodes
- The Chimps Are Back In Town!
Mike and Matt molest the microphones after a VERY brief hiatus (a year and a month) and discuss shenanigans just like old times.
55 min - 2AC S4 Ep. 13 - Neck Punches for Everyone
Matt and Mike molest the microphones and discuss those around them who need neck punches and the art of subtle parenting, all whilst sipping Wild Turkey Kentucky Spirit Single Barrel Whiskey.
1 hr 1 min - 2AC S4 Ep. 12 - Summertime is Hot
Mike and Matt molest the microphones and discuss summer vacations, the passing of icons of their childhood, and whatever else pops into their chimp brains, all whilst sipping Redwood Empire Pipe Dream Whiskey.
1 hr 3 min - 2AC S4 Ep. 11- Braless in a Midlife Crisis
Matt and Mike molest the microphones and discuss midlife crises, yay or nay on going braless, and face sitting, all whilst sipping Hogsworth bourbon whiskey with Armagnac.
1 hr 3 min - 2AC S4 Ep. 10 - Socially AI Chimps
Mike and Matt molest the microphones and discuss the Chimp socials, AI art, Father's Day, and the Jr Chimps getting all grown up, all whilst sipping Sazerac straight rye whiskey.
1 hr 1 min - 2AC S4 Ep. 9 - Pillow Power
Matt and Mike molest the microphones and discuss graduation season, professional pillow fighting on the Ocho, and honest obituaries, all whilst sipping Kirkland Small Batch Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey.
1 hr 2 min - 2AC S4 EP8 Al Fresco Animals
Matt and Mike molest the microphones for the first Al Fresco episode of the season and discuss Easter, the emergence of T&T, and dance competition animals, all whislt sipping American Highway Kentucky straight bourbon.
1 hr 2 min - 2AC S4 Ep 7 - Chimps Tangled in Tangents
Mike and Matt molest the microphones, ditch the script for a night, and follow tangents all whilst sipping Lusty Claw Selected Kentucky Straight Bourbon.
1 hr 2 min - 2AC S4 Ep 6 Two Chimps, One Farm
Matt and Mike molest the microphones and discuss a visit to our Nation's Capital, a game of bingo, and two chimps on a farm, all whilst sipping Rabbit Hole Cavehill Kentucky single barrel whiskey. https://twoaveragechimps.com/
1 hr 3 min - 2AC S4 E5 Mindfully Sending Nudes
Matt and Mike molest the microphones and discuss Chimp mindfulness, sending nudes, and Matt's new bus crush, all whilst sipping Rye 3 whiskey.
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About Two Average Chimps
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Matt and Mike are two friends sitting in a garage having absurd, quasi-intellectual, and sometimes funny conversations about life in their forties, all whilst having a drink or three.