Two Black Eyes Podcast

This is a true classic straight from the childhood of at least two of the members of Two Black Eyes. This movie features career-defining performances from Joshua from Friends, Lea Thompson (remember her from last episode), Lamar from Revenge of the Nerds, Leaf Phoenix (wait, Joaquin Phoenix?), and Tom Skerritt. In a movie only the 80s can bring us, several adolescents, a child, and one adult woman get sent to space on accident, facing countless obstacles along the way including unrealistic expectations of a high school student, impossible physics, and absurd portrayals of AI.

Needless to say, this movie is a must-watch because it's entertaining as hell and available in its entirety on YouTube. That's how great it is. The whole movie is available to watch for free in 20 minute increments and no one gives half a crap to make them take it down.

In this intrepid bonus episode, the groups discusses non-traditional meat choices in America, slippery slopes, and solidarity. Shockingly, the majority of our group hasn't had horse meat and the minority . . . er . . . not majority, apparently have. The rest is both self explanatory and equally offensive. The scene isn't though? That's a small victory.

The group discusses the interesting relationship between a senior and a senior?? By that we mean really old man and high school student. If you don't know what Back to the Future is, welcome to our planet intergalactic traveler. Quick summary, Marty McFly goes back to the 1950s in a time machine built by his inventor friend/mentor Doc Brown. He messes up the timeline and risks his own erasure from the universe.

Also, a LOT of questionable concepts and decisions are made in this film that never really seemed weird as a kid. But as an adult, this movie seems more like something you would think you need to use incognito mode to Google.

This is a discussion and scene from a pre-format episode (i.e. before we used movies as our muse). Back then, we would get points based on good improv practices and the highest scorer was the boss for the next session. We cleverly called it the Who's the Boss System.

Kat was the boss for this episode and we tried an organic improv approach. Instead of telling a story for inspiration or using the discussion, we used in this case a phrase and in other cases that may appear later a word to just jump into a scene and find the game.

I make no promises. Just like the main podcast.

Our would-be improv group debuts with a classic. A young bully roughs up an innocent kid who uses karate for revenge. The question is who is the bully? Maybe not who you think.

Stop painting the fence, waxing on, waxing off, or whatever else you're doing and get ready from some comedy.

Our would-be improv group debuts with a classic. A young bully roughs up an innocent kid who uses karate for revenge. The question is who is the bully? Maybe not who you think.

Stop painting the fence, waxing on, waxing off, or whatever else you're doing and get ready from some comedy.

The group discusses the entirety of this mortal sin of a movie. In a world with no base reality whatsoever, we overcome all obstacles to at least get out some scenes out. In hindsight, there was some truly hilarious stuff in this movie, like watching a preachy Birdemic. But I can't tell you to watch it. It's painful. You'll want to punch the screen. You'll wonder why Nicolas Cage's hair looks like a wig made of black cotton candy. You'll wonder why I thought watching this movie was a good idea. It wasn't.

The group talks about a classic 80s romp involving a group of adolescents

and children being sent into the cold, black void of space because of a

developmentally challenged robot. Yes, you read that correctly.

In this intrepid bonus episode, the groups discusses non-traditional meat choices in America, slippery slopes, and solidarity. Shockingly, the majority of our group hasn't had horse meat and the minority . . . er . . . not majority, apparently have. The rest is both self explanatory and equally offensive. The scene isn't though? That's a small victory.

The group discusses the interesting relationship between a senior and a senior?? By that we mean really old man and high school student. If you don't know what Back to the Future is, welcome to our planet intergalactic traveler. Quick summary, Marty McFly goes back to the 1950s in a time machine built by his inventor friend/mentor Doc Brown. He messes up the timeline and risks his own erasure from the universe. Also, a LOT of questionable concepts and decisions are made in this film that never really seemed weird as a kid. But as an adult, this movie seems more like something you would think you need to use incognito mode to Google. Enjoy!