Two Bland Gays

The Gays are BACK! Justin and Kevin reunite after a month apart, and it feels so good. So right. So Bland. This week, Justin and Kevin catch up on their wild month apart and dig into the misery that is adulting. The Gays break down marriage, Bills, buying a home and babies, or their lack there of.

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That's a Wrap! This week, Kevin and Justin celebrate the end of season one of Two Bland Gays! Some might say, they celebrated too hard....To end Season One, Justin and Kevin recover from an aggressive celebratory hangover and share tales from their boozy past.

We hope you've enjoyed the FIRST full season of Two Bland Gays, we can't wait for you to hear what we have planned for Season Two! More laughs, more drama, more interviews, more EVERYTHING! See you in July


This weeks episode is sponsored by: The Weinert's Elk Creek Farm!
Local and family owned, the Weinert's Elk Creek Farm specializes in premium and organic CBD oils, lotions and edibles. 3rd party tested, everything is clean, safe, non-GMO and gluten free! If you're new to CBD, or looking for a higher quality product, the Weinert Family has you covered! Shop online 24/7 at WeinertsElkCreekFarm.com AND use code: TBG25 at checkout to SAVE 25% on your first order!

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Move over Straights, it's officially Pride Month! This week, Kevin and Justin get ready for Pride Month festivities, Kevin shares his thoughts on the warm summer sun, Justin shares his worst nightmare at the movies, and the gays chat about New Movies and TV Shows. RuPauls Drag Race All Stars Season 6 has been announced and the gays are ready to give your their input!

This weeks episode is sponsored by: The Weinert's Elk Creek Farm!
Local and family owned, the Weinert's Elk Creek Farm specializes in premium and organic CBD oils, lotions and edibles. 3rd party tested, everything is clean, safe, non-GMO and gluten free! If you're new to CBD, or looking for a higher quality product, the Weinert Family has you covered! Shop online 24/7 at WeinertsElkCreekFarm.com AND use code: TBG25 at checkout to SAVE 25% on your first order!


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Move over IMDB, Welcome to Series Queeries! The first of many bland movie review episodes under Two Bland Gays! This week, Kevin and Justin deep dive into The Twilight Saga. Kevin has NEVER seen any of the batty vamp flicks, so Justin sets him up to become a Twi-hard. From the OG to Breaking Dawn Part 2, The gays share their overall thoughts, feelings and final reviews of the Saga and whether they'd watch them again, or give them the steak!

What are your thoughts? Are you a Twihard? Want the gays to review another movie series? LET US KNOW! Follow us on Instagram @TwoBlandGays and let us know!

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The Gays are On Duty! Kevin and Justin catch up as the world begins to reopen! Justin becomes a boat gay with a bad sun burn, while Kevin becomes a country gay that shoots guns and drives a quad.  The guys get a little spooky talking about fear of Disney animatronics, creepy customers, retail scaries and getting ready for Halloween (6 months early)....

This weeks episode is sponsored by: The Weinert's Elk Creek Farm!
Local and family owned, the Weinert's Elk Creek Farm specializes in premium and organic CBD oils, lotions and edibles. 3rd party tested, everything is clean, safe, non-GMO and gluten free! If you're new to CBD, or looking for a higher quality product, the Weinert Family has you covered! Shop online 24/7 at WeinertsElkCreekFarm.com AND use code: TBG25 at checkout to SAVE 25% on your first order!


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Crack a bottle of Rosé, it's going to be a long one! This week, Kevin and Justin would absolutely not volunteer as tribute...Justin shares an awkward Mother's Day brunch story, Dorie breaks the horrible Mother's Day news, the gays break down gender stereotypes about your favorite Mario characters and discuss the best Pokémon types. The gays discuss future podcast dreams, youtube favorites and how iconic The Simple Life was. Kevin is a Twilight newbie, Justin considers a career in writing movie reviews and Gale is bae over Peeta 4 eva.


This weeks episode is sponsored by: The Weinert's Elk Creek Farm!
Local and family owned, the Weinert's Elk Creek Farm specializes in premium and organic CBD oils, lotions and edibles. 3rd party tested, everything is clean, safe, non-GMO and gluten free! If you're new to CBD, or looking for a higher quality product, the Weinert Family has you covered! Shop online 24/7 at WeinertsElkCreekFarm.com AND use code: TBG25 at checkout to SAVE 25% on your first order!


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This week, Kevin and Justin dig into premium CBD products, discuss the RuPaul's Drag Race season finale, gay fashion and fun 90s fave board games. The gays talk about Zac Efron's terrible plastic surgery and how Colton Underwood is a HARD PASS...Justin decided that being a Crocs gay is his calling, while Kevin exercises for the first time in months and nearly dies...

This weeks episode is sponsored by: The Weinert's Elk Creek Farm!
Local and family owned, the Weinert's Elk Creek Farm specializes in premium and organic CBD oils, lotions and edibles. 3rd party tested, everything is clean, safe, non-GMO and gluten free! If you're new to CBD, or looking for a higher quality product, the Weinert Family has you covered! Shop online 24/7 at WeinertsElkCreekFarm.com AND use code: TBG25 at checkout to SAVE 25% on your first order!


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This week Kevin and Justin are ready for a throuple date with you! The gays asked you questions on Instagram on the ideal throuple date to go on with us, and they BREAK. IT. DOWN. Kevin and Justin talk sex with Godzilla and King Kong, dream of a boat girl lifestyle, battle out who's the true UNO champion and sample disgusting Easter candy.


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It's here, it's hot and it's a long one. This week, Kevin and Justin name Jennifer Coolidge the official TBG Mascot, share their real feelings on the season 13 girls of RuPaul's Drag Race,  and Kevin finds the perfect Tinder match for Justin! Justin and Kevin talk Easter, being God Fearing women, Justin dreams of a Disney Princess Wedding and getting Kinky with stinky kinks. Justin proposes a new dating site called...Only Hams??


Two Bland Gays is a bi-weekly podcast hosted by Kevin Murray and Justin Newkirk. Join us every other week as we discuss pop culture, current events, movies and music, embarrassing personal stories and more.

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It's a special St. Patrick's Day episode this week! Justin and Kevin are joined by their friend + festive bartender Jake for specialty cocktails + shots! The gays share embarrassing party stories from St. Patrick's Day's past and Kevin shares some exciting personal news for his future!

Two Bland Gays is a bi-weekly podcast hosted by Kevin Murray + Justin Newkirk covering Pop Culture, current events, life stories, light politics and more!

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