Two Bland Gays

Welcome back to Series Queeries, Gays! This week we're diving back into the magic as we dive back into the Wizarding World of Harry Potter! Part two of our Harry Potter Series Queeries focuses on Movies 5-8. Follow Justin and Kevin as they break down the second half of the Harry Potter series! Breaking down the storylines, talking wizard crushes, what kind of insurance policy does Hogwarts have, and picking our faves and least faves movies in the series. Also Lavender Brown can go right to hell. 


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Let's get stuffed! This week, Justin and Kevin put their stretchy pants on as they gear up for Thanksgiving 2021. This week, The Gays chat about Thanksgiving dinner, getting stuffed by food and Grindr hook ups and new music from Taylor Swift and Adele! Did we mention, Britney Spears is finally free?! Kevin gets ready for a date and Justin is OVER cleaning up and getting ready for the Holidays.


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It's officially November, which means the gays are officially feeling Holly and Jolly! This week Justin and Kevin recap their Halloween festivities, tell the tales of their Haunted House visit, and gear up for the Holiday Season! The new Budlight Seltzer Ugly Sweater pack is officially here, so the gays tested it our to find out if it's a treat or a lump of coal.  Kevin introduces Justin to the Taco Bell app, Justin gets a dose of the Princess Switch and the guys share their love for Justin's Gram.

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Happy Spooky Szn, ladies! No tricks, only treats this week! Kevin and Justin dive into all things Halloween! The gays discuss their favorite horror movies, going to haunted houses, costume ideas, fall activities and more!


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ONE YEAR! Can you believe? Justin and Kevin look back on the exciting first year of Two Bland Gays! A whole 365 days of these girls gabbing on their mics and LETTING. YOU. HAVE. IT. The gays discuss their favorite moments from the show so far and recap the fun along the way.

Justin and Kevin talk Broadway reopening, Dear Evan Hansen as a movie, Justin breaks down his viewing of the OG Halloween and their favorite Jonas Brother to marry. Kevin shoots a second shot at a guy that turned him down, almost shits in a bucket, the 50th Anniversary celebration of Disney World and discuss what their lives would be like if they were Housewives.


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Fall is in the air! This week the gays chat about fall sports, their gay hands, fans of true crime, gay bars and being final girls in horror movies! Justin decides it's time for him to get in on the horror movie game, but DO NOT get it twisted, he has no will to live. Also Pizzahut is the top pizza in the chain pizza business. We said it.

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Welcome back to Series Queeries, Gays! This week we're getting a taste of the magic as we dive into the Wizarding World of Harry Potter! Part one of the two part Harry Potter Series Queeries focuses on Movies 1-4. Follow Justin and Kevin as they break down the first half of the Harry Potter series! Breaking down the storylines, talking wizard crushes, what kind of insurance policy does Hogwarts have, and picking our faves and least faves so far!

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September means it's officially spooky for these Gays! Justin and Kevin reunite after an impromptu mini break (life gets busy, y'all).  This week the gays talk the start of Spooky Season, their reintroduction to The Real Housewives franchises, their favorite Housewives, and share tales from their vacations from each other.

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Justin + Kevin break down their first Renaissance Fair experiences. Kevin looks for his Knight in shining armor, but is offered a mans giant pickle instead. Justin finds love with an attractive knight during a joust, the Gays become wizards and steal a wand from a child and Justin's boyfriend runs off with the Queens handmaid.

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It's Summertime, baby! The gays are taking a break from being beach bums to share their thoughts on having fun in the sun! Kevin shares stories from family vacations past, Justin vacates a poop filled pool, and the boys take a trip down waterslide memory lane.

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