Two Bland Gays

That's a wrap on Season 2! This week, Kevin and Justin catch up one last time before Justin makes his way south. Justin finishes packing up his apartment, Kevin throws Justin a surprise going away party while Justin throws up on himself. The Gays talk plans for remote recording, or being replaced by Bland Straights?!

Thank you for an incredible Season 2 with us! Keep listening and share the gay humor with your pals! See you for soon for Season 3!


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This weeks cocktail is the Adios Motherfucker - Make your own and drink along with us!


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Surprise! This isn't the end of season 2 just yet! This week Kevin takes an emotional breather since he still has one more week with Justin! Justin gets ready to move to warmer weather, Kevin throws an axe and The Gays prep for the movement of Joro Spiders (Yikes). The Gays prep for summer weather, Drag the Drag Queens for a terrible Snatch Game, talk about a woman putting mentos up her ass and break down Qwyneth Paltrow's Vagina candle....

This weeks drink sampling was the Topo Chico Hard Seltzer Pack! 9/10 would recommend. Pick up your pack and tell us what you think!
 

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This week the Gays brace themselves for Spring! Kevin and Justin talk about St. Patricks Day, Breast implants, all kinds of piercings and Straight men not washing their asses. 'Straight men' that say NO HOMO, being in non-sexual relationships with women, uncomfortable in-person encounters and Kevin buys the Gays some Wigs!

Last but not least, Justin announces some BIG changes he's making in his life, and it get's Kevin ready for some tears  👀


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This week, the Gays are coming to you from Uranus and beyond. The Gays talk the importance of boozing, how rude hang overs can be and the necessity of a themed party. Kevin turns 30 this year and he's going all out 90's prom for the event. The Gays take an embarrassing trip down memory lane, talk Porn preferences, the importance of alone time in relationships and Kevin recaps and gives a sneak peek into his dating life.

The Gays touch on how Truth Social is their new Only Fans, Donald Trump is a rodeo clown & take a trip to space with the new Coca Cola Space themed soda. Kevin and Justin talk marriage plans, not signing a prenup when they meet their sugar daddies and trying to Anna Nicole the first 90 year old man they see.


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I hope you like it freaky, because these gals are a little leaky! It's our Valentine's Day episode, and this week...we're a little all over the place. This week, the Gays talk Valentine's Day, Rom Coms, dating apps and more. Kim and Kanye's nonsense is on blast, and the gays discuss their Valentine's Day plans

This week we're sampling the Budlight Hard Soda Seltzers. 0/10 would not recommend trying them.

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Grab your tight end, It's an educational week at Two Bland Gays! Our pal Jake teaches The Gays everything they need to know about football and the Superbowl. Get ready & take a drink you're as confused as we are...All we know is our goal is your hole.

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This week Kevin and Justin try the brand new Truly Margarita pack and give you their honest ratings of each flavor! Justin and Kevin catch up after their New Year celebrations apart, talk about their clairvoyant abilities about Betty White, Kevin almost shits his pants on the drive over, and the Gays flashback to the days of FourLoko.
The Gays share their love for Margaritas all around, talk snow bunny plans for this winter,  Kevin becomes a Gaymer and the gays break down the Tea about Queer Eye.


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We're Here, We're Queer, We're Ready for 2022! It's officially a brand new year, and we're more than ready to kick 2021 to the curb. This week, The Gays chat about Dating in 2022, Gay dating apps, Sniffies, ridiculous social trends and The Golden Girls (recorded 1 day prior to Betty White's passing). Deja Skye weighs in on their RuPaul's Drag Race episode, The Gays go live on IG and talk their current favorite shows, and their plans for 2022.

Happy New Year, you Gays! We hope the new year treats you better than this messy past year...Pass the wine!

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The HoliGays are here again! This week, Kevin and Justin are feeling holly and jolly as they get ready for the Holidays.  Justin is a regular present wrapper, while Kevin's presents get stolen,  talk Holiday traditions, their favorite reindeer and new HoliGay flicks.  With 2022 right around the corner, they guys also discuss resolutions, 2022 plans and hopefully finally getting over this Pan-demi Lovato!

Happy Holidays from the Two Bland Gays, and a Happy New Year! We are so lucky to have such incredible listeners and we can't wait to bring you more TBG in the New Year!

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Oh the HoliGays...they're here again! It's officially December, and The Gays are in the full holly jolly spirit! This week Justin and Kevin finally taste the brand new Truly Holiday Party Pack, just in time for Christmas! Kevin chats about his career moves and Justin is beat down by Holiday allergies.

The Queens are officially here for RuPaul's Drag Race Season 14, and we're breaking them down for you. Who we love, who we hate, who smells and who looks like the shop at Claires.


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