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This week it's all about the hot takes. The 'Unpopular Opinions', the controversial statements. Buckle up, we're breaking them all down this week!

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This week Kevin and Justin reconnect after an impromptu hiatus! Justin fills us in on her move back to New York and becomes a Southern Belle in the Outer Banks along the way. Kevin jet sets around the US and gets a little thirst for southern boys in South Carolina.

Phantom of the Opera closes and the gays have thoughts, Justin dishes on some Florida politics,  Kevin has some stories to share about 6AM gym sessions and changes teams when it comes to Moes. The Gays catch up on the Real Housewives of New Jersey and discuss which Housewife Husbands they'd smooch.

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This week, Justin and Kevin become Spice Girls, recap their wedding guest experience, Kevin becomes the Thor of the Gay Community and shoves a Jersey Mike's Sub right up his ass. Justin and Kevin talk their top three of RuPaul's Drag Race and the Future of TBG?!

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Hi Gays! The Two Bland Gays are back after a much needed siesta! This week the gays catch up after their time apart. Justin shares some big news about his future, Kevin shares a health update (or lack there of), and recap their feelings about what's been going on in the Housewives universe.

Kevin and Justin talk Piss & Scat Play, Bloody Marys vs. Mimosas debate and Kevin gets a free burger to shove up his ass.

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Let your Jingles Jangle, Gays! It's the Holiday Season! This week the Gays catch up and discuss all this Christmas and Winter. The Gays talk 'Holiday Movie Must-Watches' and absolute will not watch, Christmas in Florida and Christmas feast requirements. Christmas cocktails, ugly sweater parties and what reindeer you identify as.

That's it! That's a wrap on Season 3! We'll be taking a winter break for some personal time and growth! Take care of yourselves out there and we'll see you in February!

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This week the Gays reconnect after Thanksgiving! Kevin breaks the news about Kirstie Alley, Decide who the REAL Queen of Rap is, Our Spotify Wrapped Top Artists, and living in a small town. The Gays share Black Friday and retail horror stories, play 'Fuck, Marry, Kill' and talk Classic Country. 

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Gooble Gooble, you Gays! Thanksgiving is upon us!

This week, Kevin and Justin reconnect after a few weeks apart over a tradition of eating their weight in food - Thanksgiving.

This week, the Gays talk about their favorite thanksgiving foods, memories and getting ready for the Holiday season. The hunchback purchased Twitter, Our teenage crush passed away and Taylor swift crashed the internet.

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You've waited, you've wanted, it's here. Welcome to the 3rd Series Queeries - featuring the incredible masterpieces of HalloweenTown - Volumes 1-3! We don't count the 4th movie because it's a mess....

Here's our feedback of the first 3 movies. Don't be shook...


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Two whole years! Can you believe? This week, The Gays are celebrating (and mourning)! 

This week, Justin and Kevin talk about Playboy, National Coming Out Day, what to do in a non consensual rough sex situation, treating your sugar daddy like your real father and their love for Sara Barielles. Kevin gets scolded for not getting fire ball, gets too drunk on Vanderpump Rose and shares one of his favorite moments with Justin
Justin gives his opinion on Gay for Pay workers, ponders what Dakota Fanning is up to these days and gets real on his first kiss with a guy! 

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Call us Perez, because this week is all about the Entertainment Industry and Celeb drama! This week the gays check in after Hurricane Ian! Justin survived his first Florida Hurricane by being 3 sheets to the wind and both Bland Gays recover from sickness. The Gays reconnect over two major cheating SCANDALS from the unmemorable Try Guy and Adam Levine, discuss why it's so difficult for men to keep it in their pants, and what they would do if they were one of these trash can humans wives.

The Gays jump into movies and break down Hocus Pocus 2, the new Jeffrey Dahmer series and Lifetimes insensitive release of the Gabby Petito movie. Where was Thora Birch for Hocus Pocus 2? Allow us to fill you in...

Lastly, it's officially Fall. Which means only one thing for these two strapping young lads - Football Season. Listen in as The Gays discuss which openly Gay sporty sport guys they would have sex with and who they would pass on....


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