Two Bland Gays

This week the Gays sample a new hard tea pack by the brand Loverboy! (We recommend listening before buying...) Kevin and Justin talk reality TV, the Golde Bachelor, Flavor of Love,  Rock of Love and what their show names would be.  The Gays discuss their must-listen christmas albums, pop christmas songs and play a fun game of would you rather - Burp in someones mouth or toot on the dick.


This weeks cocktail was the Loverboy - Hard Tea Pack!
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This week the Gays are Homo for the HoliGays! Halloween is over and we’re ready to deck the halls and get ready for winter. The Gays discuss Holiday movies, Soups, sickness, showers & crack some seltzers.

Kevin shares intimate details about how he finally met his true love, Justin shares his opinions on the upcoming Wicked movie, the Gays share what their bachelor parties would look like if money was no object.

Listen up, Truly…These Gays want a job! Kevin and Justin tell you what it would be like if they were brainstorming the perfect truly pack and what flavors they’d bring in if they were on the planning team at Truly HQ!


This weeks sampling was the Celebration Pack by Truly!
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It's a Halloween Miracle! The Two Bland Gays are back to celebrate Halloween and their 3 year podcast anniversary together!

This week the Gays take a page out of their own book and answer more questions to help you get to know them, three years later! From guilty pleasure movies and date nights to being called a Great Value Tyler Oakley. 

This week Kevin and Justin sample a Sour Patch Kids sour pickle and almost throw up, discuss Britney Spears new book and social media, get spooky for Halloween and once again, talk about their large supple breasts.

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This week the Gays recover from a dramatic computer crash and episode loss. Kevin indulges in childhood buffet memories, Justin quizzes Kevin on Theater trivia, and they share their clear love and devotion to Jimmy Buffet. The Gays give Lauren Boebert tips to successful theater fondling and start a Gay Coven together; talking powers and favorite brooms and and magical flops.

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This week the Bland Gays flash back to the 90s & 2000s as they talk High School Musical actors, smooch-able teen crushes from Disney Channel, fun Nintendo games from the 90s and reminisce on fun snacks & drinks from the early 2000s.

Justin gets attacked at a drive-in zoo, Kevin warns of disease filled Florida, a woman gets catfished out of $10,000 and the Bland Gays discuss conning celebs out of money to fund the podcast.

This weeks cocktail is the Sunny D Canned Cocktail! Listen now to see what we rated this cocktail.


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This week Kevin and Justin get real with the woke agenda and who they want to hit with a folding chair. The gays discuss must-have coffee brands, McDonalds poor gay favorites, thoughts on the Barbie movie and Kevin moves and becomes a beach bum.

This Weeks Cocktail is the Vizzy - Mimosa Hard Seltzers

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This week Kevin and Justin reunite from a Pride Month vacation! The Gays catch up on what they've been doing since they last recorded. Justin becomes a water girlie, Kevin gets sexually harassed by a fish, no one celebrates America's independence and they spill their thoughts on the Colleen Ballinger drama.

Kevin gets robbed by Party City, Justin steals the spotlight from Kevin and the gays bond over the beauty of hangover foods and throwback school lunches.


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Happy Pride, you Gays! This week Kevin and Justin talk Pride Month, Red Flags and objectifying the masses!


This weeks sponsored cocktail is  a ' 'Simple Rainbow' vodka cocktail - Thank you to Jake V. from New York for sponsoring this weeks cocktail!  Head over to our Instagram to see how you can make one for yourself. Want to sponsor your own cocktail? Cash App Us and tell us what you'd like us to drink next! Click Here & Get Started!


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This week Justin and Kevin play an informative game of 'Would You Rather?' with each other. Justin poorly wipes DeSantis' ass, Kevin gets physical with Michael B. Jordan, the gays bond over AppleBees Dollar-ritas and get real with pooping stories.

This weeks sponsored cocktail is RuPauls' 'House of Love' canned cocktail - Tangerine Margarita! Thank you to Heather G. from Florida for sponsoring this weeks cocktail!  Want to sponsor your own cocktail? Cash App Us and tell us what you'd like us to drink next! Click Here & Get Started!  


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This week Justin and Kevin talk Guilty Pleasures. From Cyber Stalking Celebs to intimate relationships with inmates, the Gays give you their guiltiest pleasures and give their opinions on America's guiltiest pleasures!

This weeks sponsored cocktail is the 'Lavender Haze' made with Empress 1908 Indigo Gin! Want to sponsor your own cocktail? Cash App Us and tell us what you'd like us to drink next! Click Here & Get Started!  

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