Two Bland Gays

This week The Gays are joined by none other than Winner of RuPauls Drag Race season 11 - Yvie Oddly! This week we kiki with Yvie over their new book 'All About Yvie: Into the Oddity' available June 19th!

Get to know everything there is to know about Yvie before the book! The Gays talk about what it's like being a Drag Race Winner, growing up in Colorado, their start in the Drag World and some hard hitting 'Fuck, Marry, Kill' questions.

Get your copy of Yvie Oddly's new book 'All About Yvie: Into the Oddity' by clicking here!

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This week The Gays take it to church. Jesus comes back to life apparently, Kevin gets confirmed as gay and Justin accidentally death drops in his crocs. Justin and Kevin discuss Beyonce's new country album, their thoughts on covering songs and Kevin smooches Trevor from Love is Blind?!


This weeks drink tasting is the Absolut Vodka + Ocean Spray Canned Cocktails!
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This week the Gays talk about Aldi's grocery stores and the employee's piss poor attitude, the power of a Girl Scout Cookie, Justin's experiences as a Boy Scout and learning about sex while role playing at Reggie Rocket from Rocket Power.
Kevin knows gets called out for being TOO regular at Panera Bread, Justin roasts a high school girl, Kevin knows someone on the new season of Love is Blind and Siri listens to anyone except Kevin.


This Weeks Cocktail is the Aldi's Brand - Vista Bay 12-Pack Hard Seltzer
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Everybody say LOVE! 💖 This week The Gays celebrate Valentine's Day together! Justin helps Kevin find a soulmate, Kevin flirts with his Dad's ex-boyfriend, and Justin pens a letter to Jen Shah while Kevin contemplates writing a love letter to a convict. The Gays try to get a date with Cher, talk the Grammys, who a TRUE Icon is and their thoughts on Usher at the Superbowl.

In the spirit of St. Valentine, Justin and Kevin share their best & worst first dates and hook up stories from years past.

This weeks cocktail is a Cosmopolitan 🍸
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This week the Gays return from a restful & relaxing vacation and....nothing has changed. Justin gets a new job, Kevin sends an embarrassing photo to a cute boy, Gypsy Rose Blanchard becomes a free murderer and Justin wants to plant a smooch on Larry the Cable Guy.  Kevin has a bone to pick with their Instagram followers and the Gays get real while answering your 'Fuck, Marry, Kill' questions.

This weeks cocktail is a 'Blue Collar Lesbian'
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This week The Gays are getting away! Justin and Kevin answer your questions about Kelly Clarkson, the Best and Worst Gift they've ever given/received, Kevin asks Justin about going on a naked game show and Justin calls out racism and homophobia in the workplace.

That's a wrap on 2023! It's been a fun and wild ride this year! We'll see you again with a brand new episode on February 7th 2024!

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Oh by gosh by golly, these gays have had a rough week and they're falling apart! This week the Gays get real about getting older, Kevins balls, Justin has a kidney stone and Kevin pulls a muscle again while stretching.

Justin and Kevin talk their relatable Mario Cart characters, living in a trailer park, fucking around and finding out and the complete icon that is Cher. Doritos releases a nacho cheese flavored vodka, Kevin applies for a weird job, Lisa Frank is coming back and Justin starts sucking, and sucking hard.

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This week the gays talk Spotify Wrapped, Kevin shares his most embarrassing artist in his top artists and apologies for some bold claims he made a few weeks ago and Justin talks Taylor Swifts rude move into everyone's top artist this year. Justin gets a new job, Jamie Spears loses a leg and the gays mourn the loss of a gay icon.

These gays aren't poop shy, Justin talks being poop positive, Kevin takes a shitty trip down memory lane and brings Justin's world to a crashing halt when he shares some news about Charlie Puth.

This weeks cocktail is a Mistletoe Margarita! Very festive, very delicious!

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This week the Gays talk about their lack of understanding of technology and the episode that never was from the week before. Justin gets festive with new Hallmark Holiday Movies, Kevin makes his first trip to Cracker Barrel and Candice Cameron Bure puts her thong on backwards.

Justin and Kevin discuss the Raven scandal, being a cheetah girl and play a game of 'Fuck, Marry, Kill'

This week sample was 3 exotic flavors of Van Heuwen ice cream. Yikes.

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