Two Bland Gays

This Week Kevin and Justin catch up for the first time since the start of spooky season! Justin has decorated for fall, Kevin shakes Justin to his core over blow molds, and Justin blows up Kevin's spot about his hang over.

The Gays discuss the passing of Queen Elizabeth Jones, finding a gay hook up in the 1800s, shitting in a jug under your bed and the genius who created deodorant for the first time.

This week we hear from our Special Quest Cody, who fills us in on the true story about his poopy phone from the last episode.

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This week the gays get a little spookier as we get closer to fall. Justin takes his first trip of the season to Spirit Halloween, Kevin experiences a phantom AND his Opera, what not to do if a killer attacks and Kevin house sits in a haunted house?!

Justin Celebrated his 12th Birthday, Kevin and Justin talk shitting their pants, horrible matches on dating apps and wanting to show their dirt star on the worlds first terrible Right-Wing Dating App!


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This week, Kevin and Justin talk about Dating, Smoochin', Dining on gay dates and looking at your cheeks on a first date. Kevin has a hangover, Justin and Kevin share their favorite Ice Cream Truck go-to's, and Kevin fills you in on his dating live. The Choco Taco has been discontinued and we're in mourning. Kevin plans a trip to Florida, Justin shares a travel nightmare and we spill some Real Housewives personal feels.

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This week, The Gays try something new...well somewhat new. Kevin and Justin record this weeks episode periodically throughout a day of boozin' with their pals. Follow along as the gays progress into a booze filled night.

The gays discuss Fall and Halloween decorations, new halloween movies coming this fall, a potential High School Musical Reunion, and kissing Shania Twain?? Kevin has gas and balls for giving someone his phone number! Kevin shares his bravery in giving a man his phone number while drunk at a bar.


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The  Boys are back in town! This week Justin is back in the loving embrace of Kevin! Justin and Kevin catch up on how things have been going since they've last seen each other and revisit an old favorite Pod Topic - Seltzer tasting!

It's sexy time at TBG - The Gays talk micro-penises, kinks, Sex Rooms and being in an open or poly relationship. Justin and Kevin want a juicy dump truck ass and Kevin continues to complain about the heat and flight costs

This weeks Seltzer Tasting is - Gordon Ramsay's Hell's Seltzer pack. Check your local grocery store to find your pack!

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It's the 6th of the July, and that's what we're celebrating. End of discussion. This week, Kevin and Justin catch up - Kevin comes back burnt to hell from vacation, gets a little too drunk during a Beer Olympics and deals the deets on Joe Exotics called-off engagement to a fellow prisoner. Justin wants fire hole from an Outback Steakhouse, plays favorites over Destiny's Child and has some choice words for the Supreme Court.


On a very serious note, the United States is in shambles right now and is an embarrassment to the rest of the world. We're disgusted by the actions of our 'Supreme Court' and stand with Women ALWAYS.  Stand up for what's right. If you have the funds to do so, please donate anything you can to Planned Parenthood. Justin and Kevin have already donated and hope our listeners will do the same. Donate Here Today





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Pro-Tip - Never record a podcast the day after indulging in two pitchers of Margaritas.... This week Kevin and Justin tackle the pod hungover! Justin debates which is worse: Soggy or Moist, Kevin attempts to buy his first pair of Crocs, DollyWood is the best theme park in the United States and Kevin is still too drunk to get a worm. Kevin enjoys Pride, Justin gets homophobic with Chick Fil A,  Z from Antz joins the Real Housewives of Salt Lake and Cody surprises the Gays with Helicopter Penises

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Hi Gay! It's June, so it's officially Pride Month! This week Kevin and Justin discuss all things...GAY. From Pride Parades to kink shaming some kinks, we touch it all. And girl, that's poopy...Tiger King signs a prenup, we call bullshit on Amber Heard and Kevin...SOBERS UP??


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This week, Kevin and Justin talk the birds and the bees, the intercourse of straight couples, Dolly Parton is writing a musical with Taco Bell about Mexican Pizza, a housewife gets bitten by a rat and plastic surgery necessities.

Justin gets a new job, spills the Tea on Broadway Bombs, the Drag Race finale and the fact that watermelon is the WORST fake flavor. Kevin reconnects with closet gay ghosts from best friends past, celibacy without the lords love and his hopeful future for Britney Spears.


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Hi Gay! Welcome back, we've missed you! This week Justin and Kevin are back and gayer than ever! The Gays catch up after their long break from each other. Justin fills us in on new Florida living, job hunting and the Disney/DeSantis nonsense. Kevin caught COVID, preps for life in his 30s and gushes on Teen Rom Com flicks. Justin crushes on Charlie Puth, Kevin wants to blackmail Madison Cawthorne with sexual favors,  the terrors of child birth and the gays gear up for a new season of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills!


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