Elon's Neuralink goes live, the only proper use of "they/them," JK Rowling should be President of the World, and Bridget reminisces about Mad Dog 2020. 0:00 - Chickens Come Home To Roost  5:48 - My Nemesis Is At It Again  7:42 - WOMEN!  9:25 - RIP Lizzo  11:26 - What Is Happening?  14:20 - Weather  14:47 - BON CHARGE  16:07 - Parade of Morons  19:45 - Gen Z Discovers  21:30 - Dumpster Diving  22:32 - Breaking Bridget  27:06 - Phetasy News  29:07 - The Internet Is Glorious   Watch the full Normal World Neuralink sketch featuring Bridget - Thanks to our sponsor BON CHARGE  - Revitalize your skin with BON CHARGE's Red Light Face Mask and get 15% off Beyond Parody with Bridget Phetasy is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber.   

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Dumpster Fire 143 - (Mostly) Unedited Version

Hamas girl summer continues with a gay Dothraki in a midriff top, the one thing Americans can agree on is you don't shoot a puppy, our leaders either have brain worms or wear diapers, and Bridget reviews the Brady roast. 0:00 - Hamas Girl Summer  9:21 - This F*ckin Guy  15:15 - Sheath Underwear  16:37 - Electile Dysfunction 2024  20:35 - Parade of Morons  23:09 - Weather  23:51 - Conspiracy Theories We Can Get Behind  25:16 - Comedy's Last Stand  29:32 - BON CHARGE  30:50 - Dumpster Diving  33:56 - Breaking Bridget  37:34 - Phetasy News  40:00 - The Internet Is Glorious Thanks to our sponsors Sheath Underwear & BON CHARGE - Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system - order yours and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER - Revitalize your skin with BON CHARGE's Red Light Face Mask and get 15% off - Check your media bias. Read the news from multiple perspectives. See through media bias with reliable news from local and international sources with Ground News   

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The One Thing All Americans Agree On - Don't Kill Dogs, Brainworms, Trump Diapers & Brady Roast

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Dumpster Fire 142 - (Mostly) Unedited Version

What will happen to Dumpster Fire if Biden is reelected? What will the kids do if TikTok is really banned? Who will use a flamethrowing robot dog to cook a turkey? Are the kids and the furries teaming up to troll us all?  0:00 - What Is Happening  6:35 - Senile-In-Chief  14:02 - Get Rekt, China  15:45 - Sheath Underwear  17:56 - Weather  18:22 - Get Rekt, Big Tech  20:30 Dumpster Diving  22:56 - Bridget Appearances  26:26 - Breaking Bridget  35:05 - Phetasy News  37:56 - The Internet Is Glorious  Check out Dissident Dialogues Tulsi Gabbard's episode of Walk-Ins Welcome - Thanks to our sponsor Sheath Underwear  - Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system - order yours and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER - Check your media bias. Read the news from multiple perspectives. See through media bias with reliable news from local and international sources with Ground News  Beyond Parody with Bridget Phetasy is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber.  

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Hamas Girl Summer - College Protests, Biden’s Pause, TikTok Ban, Everyone Is A Spy & Killer Robots

Is it humanly possible to find and unbiased jury for Trump? Who just discovered you can't threaten public officials to their faces without consequences? What will an entire generation of female athletes have to do to fix women's sports? What does Bridget have saved for the apocalypse?  0:00 - Troll Indicted  4:03 - F*ck Around And Find Out  7:01 - Patriarchy So Crafty  9:56 - Weather  10:56 - Siri, Please Take My Life  13:17 - BON CHARGE  14:34 - Dumpster Diving  17:39 - Breaking Bridget  22:16 - Phetasy News  22:46 - The Internet Is Glorious  Watch Helen Joyce's episode of Walk-Ins Welcome - Thanks to our sponsor BON CHARGE  - Revitalize your skin with BON CHARGE's Red Light Face Mask and get 15% off Beyond Parody with Bridget Phetasy is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber.  

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