Two Crows Podcast

Two Crows Podcast

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Two Crows Podcast episodes

  • TwoCrowsS03Ep11 Crows fans Triple Treat - aka Crows Fly, Pear Cry and Carlton…Dry

    TwoCrowsS03Ep11 Crows fans Triple Treat! Aka Crows Fly, Pear Cry and Carlton…Dry

    The Crows catch a Tiger by the tail to secure an important hard-fought win at home. We analyse the game, and once again, marvel at Eddie Betts and his amazing pockets.

    • Ali puts her Nostradamus powers to the test prior to the game
  • BraddleSnake, ROB and JJ run riot, Tex and Rory lead from the front and does Eddie Betts has superpowers?
  • 3,2,1 Two Crows Player of the Year voting and Hurt Locker award
  • Who runs the world? Behavioural Awareness Officers and Gil it seems…
  • Gil - Sorry seems to be the hardest word
  • Pass The Salt – Fans kick off and get kicked out
  • The Cows Beef – Ali and Ant are cheesed off at the media hysteria around Crows players that should leave and guess who’s name will be brought up next
  • SANFL – who’s standing up and standing out
  • Injuries, Next game and the bye
  • Next Poddy – Season in Review, who is out of contract? Ali and Ant pick a starting 18 (using one player from each team only) Rules apply

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    56 min
  • TwoCrowsS03Ep10 - Crows go from Demon Slayers to Giant Killers in a fortnight! aka we are finally back!

    TwoCrowsS03Ep10 - Crows go from Demon Slayers to Giant Killers in a fortnight! aka we are finally back!

    The Crows had a point (or Two) to prove against the Dees and backed it up with a solid performance against the Giants who were sitting pretty in second spot on the ladder. 

    • We review the game, our forward 50 entries, defensive pressure and preventing the opposition from getting out the back 
  • 3,2,1 voting and the Hurt Locker award  - we have a new contender!
  • EDDIE BETTS = GOTY nomination and 4th Qtr - Leaders doing Leader things
  • Razor Ray amuses Ali... but Ants not impressed
  • #PassTheSalt - which media nuffie takes out shares in SAXA this week? (The answer may not surprise you)
  • The Cows Beef - we kick off with whats annoyed us this week...speculation anyone?
  • We get a sneak peak at the 2020 AFL rule book with some interesting changes about how to barrack at an AFL game and not be evicted...
  • When the Crows Win and Tex plays well...what can the media write about? 
  • Ali breaks down media terminology into their more accurate interpretations
  • Sidebar - Virat Kohli and Ash Barty - You Beauty!!
  • AFL Footy Fantasy - Mark is back with his suggestions and hints/tips to get the most out of your side
  • Tips up for Round 13

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    1 hr 8 min
  • TwoCrowsS03Ep09 Crows vs West Coast -The Dirty Dozen aka that Wet Toast Hurt!

    TwoCrowsS03Ep09 Crows vs West Coast - The Dirty Dozen aka that Wet Toast Hurt

    After taking a great lead into the half time break the Crows broke down like an old Falcon across the Nullabor and went down to Wet Toast by 12 points.  Ali and Ant discuss where it went wrong, what we need to do to fix it and who do we bring in to do it. 

    Pass The Salt - Oh My Gravy... Brad Scott vs David King - Lip reading at its finest! 

    The Cows Beef - How does BT still get away with this? 

    Sidebar - Two Crows Footy accidentally impact the Election Results... She's back BABY!

    Crows vs Demons in Darwin -  Potential Ins/Outs, how can we beat them

    Tips for Round 11

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    57 min
  • TwoCrowsS03Ep8 Crows send Saints to the Sin Bin aka How Tex got his groove back

    TwoCrowsS03Ep8 Crows send Saints to the Sin Bin aka How Tex got his groove back

    • We review Crows vs Saints
  • Has Hart learned yet? Frontflips and Backflips
  • Our 3,2,1 Two Crows Footy Player of the Year and Hurt Locker Award
  • Spud gets his smugglers and his rig out 
  • Pass the Salt! - Who’s salty this week?
  • SANFL - Commentators unearth a new AFC player McHendry?? JJ plays duck duck goose!
  • Get your AFL Fantasy Freak ON!!
  • Predictions -  Ins/Outs Crows v Freo 
  • We go Tip Tastic! 9/9

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    58 min
  • TwoCrowsS03Ep7 Crows set the Suns and EDDIE BETTS You STAR! aka Crows trolling the Pear since 2007 #119

    TwoCrowsS03Ep7 Crows set the Suns and EDDIE BETTS You STAR! aka Crows trolling the Pear since 2007 #119

    • Eduardo Betts lights up Adelaide Oval with a big 6 and contender for GOTY in his 300th Game
  • Eddies brother in law gets Bettsy on his Buttsy
  • Ali and Ant = Nostradamus predictions bear sweet sweet fruit
  • 3,2,1 Voting for Two Crows Footy Player Of The Year Award
  • Hurt Locker Award - 2 nominations this week
  • Pass The Salt! - 3 nominations this week, including one salty Crow
  • AFLW Sign them all up! Crows Womens team keep the band together and the dream alive for 2020. Randall and Noffy sign for two years...Wallace is back!
  • Mid Season Draft - question?
  • Get your Freak On!! AFL Fantasy Freak Mark goes on a rant and Bevo is in his sites
  • Crows vs Saints - Ins/Outs
  • Tips - Ant loses tips....again....as usual...

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    1 hr 3 min
  • TwoCrowsS3Ep06 Crows vs Roos - The Angry Birds Edition! aka insert angry explosion emoji here

    TwoCrowsS3Ep06 Crows vs Roos - The Angry Birds Edition! aka insert angry explosion emoji here

    We review the shamozzle of a football game that we all had to endure and try to swallow harder than sun dried turd. Needless to say, we aren't happy. 

    • We dissect the game and try to work out what the hell is going wrong for the Crows
  • 3, 2, 1 Votes which were harder to pick than Brad Crouch's broken nose
  • Hurt Locker award
  • Pass The Salt! - We have 3 nominations this week
  • We answer Twitter Tweeps on what the Crows can do and is there a quick fix?
  • We get our freak on with Marks' AFL Fantasy Freak update with hits and misses, decisions decisions
  • Next weeks game EDDIE BETTS 300th Get around the great man
  • Ins/Out predictions/recommendations
  • Get your tips out for round 5

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    1 hr 1 min
  • TwoCrowsS3Ep05 Crows get clawed by the Cats and Ali and Ant get Fired up!! aka We finally crack the sh*ts

    TwoCrowsS3Ep05 Crows get Clawed and Ali and Ant get Fired up! aka We finally crack the sh*ts

    • Post Match Review - this is gonna hurt. No-one is safe or off limits including fan favourites as we dissect the Crows vs Cats game
  • Seed falls to the ground and Ali explains his strange exit from the ground
  • Ben Hart thinks "everything is awesome"...
  • R3 Two Crows Footy Player of The Year votes
  • R3 Hurt Locker award
  • Pass The Salt - Who is the saltiest person/people going around this week... the answer may surprise you
  • Ant "thinks up his own segment" for a Crows based "real or overreaction?" questions
  • Sidebar - we answer our Twitter Tweep questions incl queries about Fog, Stengle and the spud man Murph
  • The FANTASY FREAK SHOW - we give Marks updates on all things AFL Fantasy Footy
  • Crows vs Roos - will we make the big calls? History says, probably not, so we swing some of our own changes and devise a plan to rejuvenate a couple of our players 
  • SANFL - after their big loss last week we ask ourselves - Does anyone want to play AFL?

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    1 hr 15 min
  • TwoCrowsS3Ep04 BUMPER EP!! - Crows crack the Swans and the AFLW GF aka The Erin Phillips Cup brings joy to all South Australians except the Salty ones....

    TwoCrowsS3Ep04 BUMPER EP!! - Crows crack the Swans and the AFLW GF aka The Erin Phillips Cup brings joy to all South Australians except the Salty ones....

    Ali and Ant break out in song....

    We recap the crapfest that was Crows vs Hawks

    Crows v Swans - Seeds Torp!! What The??  DMac has a Beast Mode activator, who knew? Brad steps up and JJ shows he has big man skills. Why does Kingy spread untruths about Tex?

    Two Crows Footy Player of the Year: Who gets the three, two one this week?

    Hurt Locker award goes too...

    Pass the Salt - Who is Salty this week? AFLW Crowd numbers cop ultimate flack from salty keyboard warriors

    Jacqui Lambie pays a visit and Ant loses it!

    Sidebar - The new Crows Headquarters.... Ant discusses the rumours and media chatter

    The 2019 AFLW Premiership Cup is locked up...from Noffy we assume

    The Magnificent AFLW GF the spectacle, the joy, the agony, the ectasy, The Scheer Brilliance, the Scheer agony, the Flippin' Glory, the Flippin' absolute devastation!! TEAM! Doc Clarke is a rare gem. Flips double delight BOG

    Tweep Question... We discuss the tough calls

    We're not worthy we're not worthy!! Is there anything Erin Phillips can't do? Ali recounts the AFLW MVP B&F count

    AFLW B&F (MVP) awards or the Erin Phillips show! The Chelsea Randall Courgaeous award and AA Captain, Vice Captain and 5 Crowies in the AA team!!!!

    Erin Phillips Statue should erected outside AO 

    ***NEW*** Get your AFL FANTASY FREAK ON! - We have access to Mark, the guru who has finished in the Top 1% in 2017 and in the TOP 0.1% in 2018 for AFL Fantasy Football. Who is your Round 3 team? Who should you just say "Shut up and take my money",  Who's a lock, who is a bargain and have the fantasy gods smiled or smiled you

    Tips for Round 3

    Crows best 22 for R3 predictions

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    1 hr 6 min
  • TwoCrowsS3Ep03 We suit up with our R1 Predictions, AFLW Crows light up Casey fields and smoke the Demons. *NEW* AFL Fantasy Freaks Hints and Tips.

    TwoCrowsS3Ep03 We suit up with our R1 Predictions, AFLW Crows light up Casey fields and smoke the Demons. *NEW* AFL Fantasy Freaks Hints and Tips. Get your Freak ON!!!

    Ali and Ant predict the AFL Top 8

    Which Coaches have the bunsen burner firmly lit under them

    Who will be the Crows B&F? Ali and Ant predict an upset and apricot slice ends up on the floor!

    Crows Top Goal Kicker? Best New Player? Last Chance Saloon? Break out season?

    Is there a Doctor in the house? Crows put on an absolute clinic and smash their way to the AFLW Prelim Final at AO - Will the Crows women know which way to skin a cat (metaphorically speaking that is...)

    AFLW Awards Season Starts - Erin's already making shelf space

    Ali's AFLW Hurt Locker Award - Who wins it?

    ***NEW*** Get your AFL FANTASY FREAK ON! - We have access to Mark, the guru who has finished in the Top 1% in 2017 and in the TOP 0.1% in 2018 for AFL Fantasy Football. Who is your Round 1 team? Who should you just say "Shut up and take my money",  Who's a lock, who is a bargain and have the fantasy gods smiled on you already? 

    Tips for Round 1

    Crows best 22 for R1 

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    57 min
  • TwoCrowsS03E02 Triple Treat Crowies - No JLT Jitters, No SANFL sinners, big AFLW Winners!

    TwoCrowsS03E02 Triple Treat Crowies - No JLT Jitters, No SANFL sinners, big AFLW Winners!

    The Crows have the perfect dress rehearsal for the big stage, taking down the Giants in the Mens and Womens leagues. "insert Giant Twin joke here". 

    * We analyse the Fridays night game against the Giants - Ant drops the word "elite" and uses a whole box of pencils to draw comparisons to the 2017 team...Ali rolls her eyes.

    * Ali & Ant's Top 3 players and Ali's top 3 stats from the game

    * Who Ant thinks the Crows will pick for their R1 line up

    * Who stood out in the Crows SANFL win against the Redlegs in a trial game

    * Bernie gets on the tins and misses Tex's big surprise wedding. While Hugh turns a bit green when faced with a great white. 

    * Ant cracks JB over his concussion comments and Nick Riewoldt cops it over his Tex comments

    * The AFLW Crows continue winning with a handful on the trot including ANOTHER final Qtr blitz to bring down the Giants!! One more win and Finals here we come!

     

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    1 hr 4 min

About Two Crows Podcast

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Ali & Ant are back waxing lyrical about all things Adelaide Crows AFL/AFLW. Listen, laugh, subscribe, share and follow on PodBean, Apple, Amazon, Spotify, Instagram, YouTube and on Twitter…