Two Crows Podcast

TwoCrowsEp18 - Crows v Demons aka Someone call an exorcist! or Footy Gods say NO!

Wayne Milera Jnr... come on down.... Jnr takes on 6 Melbourne players in a telephone box and still manages to get the ball out and Ali gets excited. 

We get smashed in clearances, shooting accuracy, Seed does a hammy in the 1st qtr, Talia running in treacle, Sauce has a fork above him and yet if we kick straight we win easily, so are we that crap and are Melbourne that good?

MRO still showing their disdain for the Crows as Cheney gets a game, but no one knows why....

Movers, shakers, Tankers and Fakers

Twitter Twits and Shut Ya Pie Hole!! BT makes a (.) of himself... again, and Lame Bornes is still on the hit list this week

Ant wants Burton to drink a Redbull, gain wings and get the hell out of West Lakes...

Round the traps – 3rd time unlucky for Scharenberg, Elliot does a hammy and Kyle Langford gets knocked into next week 

Injury list - Seed does a hammy. Could Bubba Smith return to AFL this week?

Round 19 line ups for the Showdown Ins/Outs for this week.

Tips for this weeks games

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Bonus material: (Cos Ali hasnt recorded another one yet!!)

Standing On The Outside – Standing On The Outside Episode 4 - Was going to be called Shanghai Surprise, but renamed Weapons of Hass Destruction!! 

Fages is on the war path with all our injuries, but he still has time to come up with a cunning plan, now if he could only find Hass...... Rucci is off to Shanghai to support his beloved and has even learnt chinese....or so he thinks. But what will he wear???

A humourous look at what goes on in the inner sanctum of the Adelaide Crows Football Club when a local media personality is trying to speak to Crows CEO Andrew Fagan.  - Please Subscribe, Like, Share and Follow 

TwoCrowsEp18 - Crows v Demons aka Someone call an exorcist! or Footy Gods say NO!

Wayne Milera Jnr... come on down.... Jnr takes on 6 Melbourne players in a telephone box and still manages to get the ball out and Ali gets excited. 

We get smashed in clearances, shooting accuracy, Seed does a hammy in the 1st qtr, Talia running in treacle, Sauce has a fork above him and yet if we kick straight we win easily, so are we that crap and are Melbourne that good?

MRO still showing their disdain for the Crows as Cheney gets a game, but no one knows why....

Movers, shakers, Tankers and Fakers

Twitter Twits and Shut Ya Pie Hole!! BT makes a (.) of himself... again, and Lame Bornes is still on the hit list this week

Ant wants Burton to drink a Redbull, gain wings and get the hell out of West Lakes...

Round the traps – 3rd time unlucky for Scharenberg, Elliot does a hammy and Kyle Langford gets knocked into next week 

Injury list - Seed does a hammy. Could Bubba Smith return to AFL this week?

Round 19 line ups for the Showdown Ins/Outs for this week.

Tips for this weeks games

Listen and Subscribe: PodBean, iTunes, YouTube and listen, like, follow, share and Retweet on Twitter @TwoCrowsPodcast

Bonus material: (Cos Ali hasnt recorded another one yet!!)

Standing On The Outside – Standing On The Outside Episode 4 - Was going to be called Shanghai Surprise, but renamed Weapons of Hass Destruction!! 

Fages is on the war path with all our injuries, but he still has time to come up with a cunning plan, now if he could only find Hass...... Rucci is off to Shanghai to support his beloved and has even learnt chinese....or so he thinks. But what will he wear???

A humourous look at what goes on in the inner sanctum of the Adelaide Crows Football Club when a local media personality is trying to speak to Crows CEO Andrew Fagan.  - Please Subscribe, Like, Share and Follow 

We are BACK on the winners list with a magnificent game against our old foe Geelong. Paddy gets booed, but nowhere near as much as Crows fan favourite umpires.... Selwood initiates a hit on Gibbs and flops like a carp on the riverbank...Gibbs is cited??? Tex takes his 1 week vacation which really annoys Victorian media pundits. 

Speaking of morons, no-one but Theo (and Ali's mum) knew that RORY SLOANE had signed for 5 more glorious years!! VIC Media outlets bitter, confused and stunned by the fact that a Crows player could raise a child in SA without having to run back to VIC. Local media muppets take it out on Tex as they have nothing left to whinge about. 

Laird, Lynch, Sloane, Doedee and Milera top our players votes

Crows SANFL team get thier first win of the season...in a SHOWDOWN...with a come from behind 10 goal final quarter, Magnificent!

The usual suspects including, Movers Shakers, Tankers, Fakers, Media Meltdown - Twitter Twits and Shut ya pie hole 

Round the traps, injuries and tips for this weekends games. 

TwoCrowsE16 Crows vs West Coast Eagles - We go from counting draft picks at 3/4 time to losing our collective minds! Capt Tex leads us out of the darkness and into the light

The Boys are BACK! Finally we get a much needed win on the board, but are Ali and Ant booking their September accomodation? Who stood up and who stood out we go through our top 3 and cant agree, suprisingly ;)

Movers, Shakers, Tankers and Fakers - whos is up and about and who is down and out this week

Media Meltdown - Barry Hall loses his mind and his job in an instant - but where was the dump button?

Ali actually liked Huddo and Dunstall commentating our game - where they actually focussed on...... the game!

George Donikian puts the Pear back in their place - froth and spin everywhere

Eye on Rory - people are getting splinters from fence sitting on this one

Round the traps - Dunn is done, De Geoy is De Staying, Marc Murphy signs up to keep Carlton in their premiership window. Tom Lycn and Tom Lynch!

Line ups ins/outs and our tips for this week Round 16

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Bonus material:

Standing On The Outside – Standing On The Outside Episode 4 - Was going to be called Shanghai Surprise, but renamed Weapons of Hass Destruction!! 

Fages is on the war path with all our injuries, but he still has time to come up with a cunning plan, now if he could only find Hass...... Rucci is off to Shanghai to support his beloved and has even learnt chinese....or so he thinks. But what will he wear???

A humourous look at what goes on in the inner sanctum of the Adelaide Crows Football Club when a local media personality is trying to speak to Crows CEO Andrew Fagan.  - Please Subscribe, Like, Share and Follow 

TwoCrowsEp15 Crows vs Hawks aka a sh*t show or I like soccer now anyway....

Crows blow another perfect opportunity to not suck this week. Ali has to talk Ant off a ledge...again, Ant goes the full Lindy. 

When your ruckman scores half your goals and has the most goal assists for the team, and he hasnt been playing well recently, you know you are up ship creek with a paddle nowhere to be seen!

Wilson makes his debut - finally, Dougsie signs a contract....and then....... goes at 30%!!

Movers, shakers, Tankers and Fakers - yep, you know where we are this week!

Twitter Twits and Shut Ya Pie Hole!! Media mania and total hysteria about Crows, talkback goes into meltdown mode, cult camps, injuries, demanding answers, Kane twitter and FB trolling as per usual. 

Ant goes scouting at the U18 game between SA and VIC Country and likes what he sees. 

Round the traps – Apparently you can't touch an umpire, unless you are Dusty, then you can do it twice!!

The bye is here and we cant wait to see if we can finally win one!

Tips for this weeks games

Mid season analysis - who to keep, trade and delist on current form. Will the hard calls be made. 

Listen and Subscribe: PodBean, iTunes, YouTube and listen, like, follow, share and Retweet on Twitter @TwoCrowsPodcast

Bonus material:

Standing On The Outside – Standing On The Outside Episode 4 - Was going to be called Shanghai Surprise, but renamed Weapons of Hass Destruction!! 

Fages is on the war path with all our injuries, but he still has time to come up with a cunning plan, now if he could only find Hass...... Rucci is off to Shanghai to support his beloved and has even learnt chinese....or so he thinks. But what will he wear???

A humourous look at what goes on in the inner sanctum of the Adelaide Crows Football Club when a local media personality is trying to speak to Crows CEO Andrew Fagan.  - Please Subscribe, Like, Share and Follow 

TwoCrowsEp15 Crows vs Hawks aka a sh*t show or I like soccer now anyway....

Crows blow another perfect opportunity to not suck this week. Ali has to talk Ant off a ledge...again, Ant goes the full Lindy. 

When your ruckman scores half your goals and has the most goal assists for the team, and he hasnt been playing well recently, you know you are up ship creek with a paddle nowhere to be seen!

Wilson makes his debut - finally, Dougsie signs a contract....and then....... goes at 30%!!

Movers, shakers, Tankers and Fakers - yep, you know where we are this week!

Twitter Twits and Shut Ya Pie Hole!! Media mania and total hysteria about Crows, talkback goes into meltdown mode, cult camps, injuries, demanding answers, Kane twitter and FB trolling as per usual. 

Ant goes scouting at the U18 game between SA and VIC Country and likes what he sees. 

Round the traps – Apparently you can't touch an umpire, unless you are Dusty, then you can do it twice!!

The bye is here and we cant wait to see if we can finally win one!

Tips for this weeks games

Mid season analysis - who to keep, trade and delist on current form. Will the hard calls be made. 

Listen and Subscribe: PodBean, iTunes, YouTube and listen, like, follow, share and Retweet on Twitter @TwoCrowsPodcast

Bonus material:

Standing On The Outside – Standing On The Outside Episode 4 - Was going to be called Shanghai Surprise, but renamed Weapons of Hass Destruction!! 

Fages is on the war path with all our injuries, but he still has time to come up with a cunning plan, now if he could only find Hass...... Rucci is off to Shanghai to support his beloved and has even learnt chinese....or so he thinks. But what will he wear???

A humourous look at what goes on in the inner sanctum of the Adelaide Crows Football Club when a local media personality is trying to speak to Crows CEO Andrew Fagan.  - Please Subscribe, Like, Share and Follow 

TwoCrows Ep14 – Crows vs Freo aka Tankin4Rankine or Atrocious4Lukosius?  

Crows blow the perfect opportunity to not suck this week. Is it continuity? is it fitness? is it pressure? Tackles? what tackles??? Who’s line is it anyway? We look at Forwards, Mids and Defence lines. Why are we getting sucked up the ground??

Movers, shakers, Tankers and Fakers

Twitter Twits and Shut Ya Pie Hole!! Yep Media favourites are still copping a whack

Round the traps – MRP for Docker – 1 Week offered to Walter for punching my Lukey!

Round 10 line up to take on the Hawks – Any chance? Who needs to make way vs who is fit enough to come in?

Tips for this weeks games

Listen and Subscribe: PodBean, iTunes, YouTube and listen, like, follow, share and Retweet on Twitter @TwoCrowsPodcast

Bonus material:

Standing On The Outside – Standing On The Outside Episode 4 - Was going to be called Shanghai Surprise, but renamed Weapons of Hass Destruction!! 

Fages is on the war path with all our injuries, but he still has time to come up with a cunning plan, now if he could only find Hass...... Rucci is off to Shanghai to support his beloved and has even learnt chinese....or so he thinks. But what will he wear???

A humourous look at what goes on in the inner sanctum of the Adelaide Crows Football Club when a local media personality is trying to speak to Crows CEO Andrew Fagan.  - Please Subscribe, Like, Share and Follow 

Standing On The Outside Episode 4 - Was going to be called Shanghai Surprise, but renamed Weapons of Hass Destruction!! 

Fages is on the war path with all our injuries, but he still has time to come up with a cunning plan, now if he could only find Hass...... Rucci is off to Shanghai to support his beloved and has even learnt chinese....or so he thinks. But what will he wear???

A humourous look at what goes on in the inner sanctum of the Adelaide Crows Football Club when a local media personality is trying to speak to Crows CEO Andrew Fagan.  - Please Subscribe, Like, Share and Follow 

TwoCrows Ep13 – Crows vs Giants aka Coulda, Woulda, Shoulda, Didn't! or Giants best win ever in their entire history?

Movers, shakers, Tankers and Fakers

Standing On The Outside Episode 4 - Was going to be called Shanghai Surprise, but renamed Weapon of Hass Destruction!! A humourous look at what goes on in the inner sanctum of the Adelaide Crows Football Club when a local media personality is trying to speak to Crows CEO Andrew Fagan.  - Please Subscribe, Like, Share and Follow 

Twitter Twits and Shut Ya Pie Hole!! BT continues to pull the Lever and Robert Walls still hasnt forgiven the Crows for getting him sacked. 

Sidebar – AFLW Crows new Coach, Who signed and who is delisted/traded. We welcome all the back and Forth word play (see what I did there) to come from our new player from GWS Renee Forth!!!

NT Thunder keep on rolling in the VFLW - undefeated. Hatchy finally played up forward!!! kicks 4 sausage rolls in her first game!!

Announcements - Crows add some off field Bite, and extra 2 years of FOG in Adelaide and Brads season officially over. Lets hope Dr Nick Riviera wasnt performing the surgery (Randon Simpsons reference). 

Around the Traps - Nat Fyfe gets 1, but what about all the others that were let off? I am looking at You Bernie!

Round 12 line up to take on Freo - hopefully we have some players left.

Tips for this weeks games

Listen and Subscribe on PodBean, iTunes, YouTube and listen, like, follow, share and Retweet on Twitter @TwoCrowsPodcast

TwoCrows Ep13 – Crows vs Giants aka Coulda, Woulda, Shoulda, Didn't! or Giants best win ever in their entire history?

Movers, shakers, Tankers and Fakers

Standing On The Outside Episode 4 - Was going to be called Shanghai Surprise, but renamed Weapon of Hass Destruction!! A humourous look at what goes on in the inner sanctum of the Adelaide Crows Football Club when a local media personality is trying to speak to Crows CEO Andrew Fagan.  - Please Subscribe, Like, Share and Follow 

Twitter Twits and Shut Ya Pie Hole!! BT continues to pull the Lever and Robert Walls still hasnt forgiven the Crows for getting him sacked. 

Sidebar – AFLW Crows new Coach, Who signed and who is delisted/traded. We welcome all the back and Forth word play (see what I did there) to come from our new player from GWS Renee Forth!!!

NT Thunder keep on rolling in the VFLW - undefeated. Hatchy finally played up forward!!! kicks 4 sausage rolls in her first game!!

Announcements - Crows add some off field Bite, and extra 2 years of FOG in Adelaide and Brads season officially over. Lets hope Dr Nick Riviera wasnt performing the surgery (Randon Simpsons reference). 

Around the Traps - Nat Fyfe gets 1, but what about all the others that were let off? I am looking at You Bernie!

Round 12 line up to take on Freo - hopefully we have some players left.

Tips for this weeks games

Listen and Subscribe on PodBean, iTunes, YouTube and listen, like, follow, share and Retweet on Twitter @TwoCrowsPodcast