Two Crows Podcast

TwoCrowsS3E01 - WE ARE BACK for 2019!! Crows JLT1, AFLX, AFLW and is 666 the devil's number, or just another AFL rule change?

Ali and Ant hit the ground running in their Season 3.0!! In Episode 1 we cover:

• JLT1 - we analyse the Crows v Pear scorching encounter in Port Pirie  - Ant gets excited

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TwoCrowsEp25 Footy Fix - Draft and Trade Special Edition aka #InHaggisWeTrust or Death-riding Carlton part two!

We are back for one last Poddy for 2018!

We dissect the draft and trade period as we marvel at Haggis, Reidy, Binuk, Kieron, Fages, Pykey and the amazing AFC recruiters for an A+ job!

Pick swaps and holy tent city, we have Carltons First AND Second round picks next year!! Let that sink in. 

We look at Holy Haggis Quadrant - What the recruiting team look for when recruiting for our great club. 

One Mc out and two Mc's in!

We go through each of the draftees from Chayce Jones and rookie picks through to Jordon "Seymour" Butts, looking at their "weapons" and compare them to the holy quadrant. We add some much needed speed, aggression, tackling and body pressure, foot skills, class, agility, leap, intercept marking, hand balling through the eye of a moving needle... 

Ali gets to use more Simpson quotes, Ant is preparing himself for the onslaught 

How long before Flanders McHenry gets suspended? That is the question 

AFLW Draft and Trade period

Ali can't wait to yell "Go Forth and multiply" to one of our new AFLW players, and Sophie "Jet" Li is finally a Crow. 

We look at the draftees from the womens team and we are both genuinely excited for season 3.0. Thats my kind of Thpicy!

Thank you to all our listeners and followers. We will be back Bigger and Better in 2019. 

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TwoCrowsEp24 Footy Fix – aka Are contracts like hearts, meant to be broken? Or Two more Tommy Duuudes vs Flimsy McMoney

Ali’s Captain in waiting Tommy la da dum do da dee da day Doedee Doedeesigns on for 2 more and we are pumped!! Rumours of CEY’s signature abound

We complete our Coaching Panel for 2019– Marty Mattner, Michael Godden and Matty Wright. Ant gets concerned we might be too defensive next year, Ali gets defensive about that.

Trade Rumours

Flimsy McMoney wants to go because his belief in the clubs direction has failed – and he wants to go to CARLTON (insert laughter here), but we still manage 16 MASSIVE signings for the year??

Colin Young appears to be flimsy with the truth.

NOT BRAD! NOT BOOGIE!

Brownlow snoozefest– Congrats Tom Mitchell

The GF apparently is this weekend – who wins?

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TwoCrowsEp23 - FOOTY FIX - Post Season Review in Song?? 99 Problems, but a Mitch ain't one!

What worked, what didnt -  we examine our players and our game plan. 

List Management - Going, Going....Gone

Season Review via Song - Ali couldnt express how she was feeling via interpretive dance, so she has given her season review of Crows Management, Players, High Performance Staff and the baying Media... via song!

Changes for next year - Ant gives his thoughts on the needed changes to our game plan and style

How many reasons are there now for Mitch McGovern wanting to leave? - We keep the counter ticking over on the medias dartboard process. 

Trade and Draft - When, What and Who

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TwoCrowsEp23 - FOOTY FIX - Post Season Review in Song?? 99 Problems, but a Mitch ain't one!

What worked, what didnt -  we examine our players and our game plan. 

List Management - Going, Going....Gone

Season Review via Song - Ali couldnt express how she was feeling via interpretive dance, so she has given her season review of Crows Management, Players, High Performance Staff and the baying Media... via song!

Changes for next year - Ant gives his thoughts on the needed changes to our game plan and style

How many reasons are there now for Mitch McGovern wanting to leave? - We keep the counter ticking over on the medias dartboard process. 

Trade and Draft - When, What and Who

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TwoCrowsEp22 Crows vs Caaaarlton aka Mitch Switch or Witches hats are fun!

The Crows round out their dissapointingly crappy season with a training run against witches hats to get the highest score for any team this year and give Caaarlton a new addition to their history books. We reveiw the game and give our 3,2,1

The human candle, aka "The Big Easy" finally makes his debut and kicks an absolute cracker for his first goal in AFL.  Lil Bull finally gets his first ever career goal and we finally have the big question answered... What does Pykey look like when he smiles?

Movers, Shakers, Tankers and Fakers - Poort Pear - LOL....AGAIN!!! 

Twitter Twits and Shut Ya Pie Hole! - Sam Manure loses his Collective Mind....again..and STILL flogging a Dead Horse.

Collective Minds Presser - Media smash Tex Power Stance which is bigger news than player failing a drug test? 

Twitter users concerned for Kane Cornes welfare as he has gone missing again after ANOTHER Power failure 

Sidebar - Pick a Prime Minister, any Prime Minister...cos it doesnt matter

Announcements - Rory and Belinda our thoughts are with you

Around the Traps - Victorian Media whinging about the finals fixture, cry me river....

Ants injury wrap

Ali smashes Ant in Tips for the year

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TwoCrowsEp21 Crows Vs Kangaroos - Crows get a win over the Roos but Ali and Ant are still hopping mad!

Crows spoil Ali and Ants Draft Party by winning against the Kangaroos. We still celebrate the win (Eddies mark....and Seeds almost mark..)

Our 3,2,1  Milera Magic and Dudes gets collared

Movers shakers Tankers and Fakers

LOL's all round - We laugh at the Pear.....again!

Brett Burton assures us "everything is awesome"

Media Meltdown and Twitter Twits

Around the Traps, Injury lists and teams for this weekend

Get your TIPS out for the final round 

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TwoCrows Ep20 – Crows vs Giants aka Put a fork in us we are DONE! or Off to the DRAFT we go!!

Intro Song…That’s all folks! Finally the media can stop, its done, finished, kaput, cue in the rack, put a fork in us we are DONE! We dissect our game vs the Giants including our 3,2,1

Why does the MRO hate Tex so much? Dmac’s 200th

Will the AFC make the necessary changes and hard calls both on and off the field? Or will we just play it safe and back everyone in to not screw it all up again next year??? 

Movers, shakers, Tankers and Fakers

Thanks for the LOL’s POOORT PEAR - you make our weekends fun, yet again

McGoverns can kick after the siren,  #119 the signs were there.

Kerns ordering new washing machines down at Alberton and Ali gets up to shenanigans down at Alberton on the weekend

Ali has a scoop on the new Port Power club song (shhhh it’s a secret) 

Twitter Twits and Shut Ya Pie Hole!!Did Kane forget how to Twitter? Kane calls GAJ a diver but won’t call out his own team who could form their own team for the Olympics?

Round the Traps– Poor Swan can’t take a trick

URGH! There are two more rounds!! Our proposed line up to take on the Kangaroos – FOR GOODNESS SAKE PLAY THE KIDS!!!

Injury updatewith Ant

Tipsfor this weeks games

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Bonus material:

Standing On The Outside – Standing On The Outside Episode 4 - Was going to be called Shanghai Surprise, but renamed Weapons of Hass Destruction!! 

TwoCrowsEp19 EPIC SHOWDOWN 45 EDITION aka JJ kicks the Power's behind or Pass the SALT! or JJ proves a Point or JJ's first past the Post, Whats your Point Post, JJ's honesty proves a point! I could keep going all day...

We disect the big game, the dizzying highs, the dizzier highs! How sweet it is. Our 3,2,1 for best players 

Ali goes meme crazy SALTY PEAR TEARS ARE DELICIOUS!!

Adelaide Crows and Claude the Crow TROLL the Pear

The Floplov Brothers - Wobbie, Whingegard and Westie & The Whinging Brothers - Wobbie, Whingegard, Floplop, Peppa Pig, Dix more off than on

The BIG controversy.... Why does Polec let his mum cut his hair?????

Milera becomes an Iguana, The Titanic arrives at AO,  the GIF's that keep on giving...

Movers, shakers, Tankers, Fakers

Media Meltdown and Twitter Twits - We have a field day with all the delicious melts from Kern, Kane, Kochie and possibly Rucci... but he BLOCKED us again, so we dont actually know what he said

Round the Traps - Gaffs gaff and gets 8

Announcements - ROK, gone, Hart...going? Francou.....going? Whats really happening....

Ali and Ant kick off over the proposed AFLW changes... we are not happy JAN!

Injury report - Why are players coming back underdone?

Next Round line ups and Tips for this weekend. 

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Bonus material:

Standing On The Outside – Standing On The Outside Episode 4 - Was going to be called Shanghai Surprise, but renamed Weapons of Hass Destruction!! 

Fages is on the war path with all our injuries, but he still has time to come up with a cunning plan, now if he could only find Hass...... Rucci is off to Shanghai to support his beloved and has even learnt chinese....or so he thinks. But what will he wear???

A humourous look at what goes on in the inner sanctum of the Adelaide Crows Football Club when a local media personality is trying to speak to Crows CEO Andrew Fagan.  - Please Subscribe, Like, Share and Follow 

TwoCrowsEp19 EPIC SHOWDOWN 45 EDITION aka JJ kicks the Power's behind or Pass the SALT! or JJ proves a Point or JJ's first past the Post, Whats your Point Post, JJ's honesty proves a point! I could keep going all day...

We disect the big game, the dizzying highs, the dizzier highs! How sweet it is. Our 3,2,1 for best players 

Ali goes meme crazy SALTY PEAR TEARS ARE DELICIOUS!!

Adelaide Crows and Claude the Crow TROLL the Pear

The Floplov Brothers - Wobbie, Whingegard and Westie & The Whinging Brothers - Wobbie, Whingegard, Floplop, Peppa Pig, Dix more off than on

The BIG controversy.... Why does Polec let his mum cut his hair?????

Milera becomes an Iguana, The Titanic arrives at AO,  the GIF's that keep on giving...

Movers, shakers, Tankers, Fakers

Media Meltdown and Twitter Twits - We have a field day with all the delicious melts from Kern, Kane, Kochie and possibly Rucci... but he BLOCKED us again, so we dont actually know what he said

Round the Traps - Gaffs gaff and gets 8

Announcements - ROK, gone, Hart...going? Francou.....going? Whats really happening....

Ali and Ant kick off over the proposed AFLW changes... we are not happy JAN!

Injury report - Why are players coming back underdone?

Next Round line ups and Tips for this weekend. 

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Bonus material:

Standing On The Outside – Standing On The Outside Episode 4 - Was going to be called Shanghai Surprise, but renamed Weapons of Hass Destruction!! 

Fages is on the war path with all our injuries, but he still has time to come up with a cunning plan, now if he could only find Hass...... Rucci is off to Shanghai to support his beloved and has even learnt chinese....or so he thinks. But what will he wear???

A humourous look at what goes on in the inner sanctum of the Adelaide Crows Football Club when a local media personality is trying to speak to Crows CEO Andrew Fagan.  - Please Subscribe, Like, Share and Follow