Two Drink Minimum Commentaries

The Bill Paxton shows rolls on to LV-426 for some splosions and general jackassadry. When Ripley is found by a salvage crew, she is forced to retell the events to the corporate screws. When the marines are called in, she is sucked in and is forced back to the colony for some more Xenomorph fun but this time a whole lot more of em. Who’s worse, the beasts or the corporate slime that wants  them. All this and loading dock etiquette in Aliens from 1986.

Two Drink kicks off their Bill Paxton tribute shows with a western of sorts. When Caleb is lured in by the advances of the lovely Mae, he is brought into a world where night and blood are king. Can he surlvive her crazy road family and find a cure for his crazy affliction? You get all that and Bill’s bloody spurs in Near Dark from 1987.

Living in a podunk desert town got you down? How can things get any worse? Well when a quake opens up the ground, it lets loose a brand new species of bug that will literally burn all your expectations of creepy crawlies all that much more. You get all that and the Brady kitchen in William Castle’s last film Bug from 1975.

Beasts and Bugs Month starts with eco-horror glee with Day of the Animals!  X is back on with us for this month at least as we first dive into this film directed by the great William Girdler. With the o-zone depleting at a rapid rate, it is causing the people to be adventurous and animals to go crazy. When a group of unsuspecting tourists go on a hike in the mountains, they are attacked in by airborne and land creatures with hilarious results. Christopher George, Leslie Neilson and Linda Day star.

Alright film fans. Time to get filthy. Join Divine, Crackers and the rest of the family as they battle they battle the infamous Marble family in a war of wits and schlock to see who reigns supreme and be deemed the filthiest person alive. See cannibalism, shemales, singing assholes, meat to crotch love shoplifting and a whole lot more in John Waters’ Pink Flamingos.

Welcome to suburbia!  Where the economy is plentiful and so is the food. Too bad the neighbors could be on the menu. When a disturbed boy suspects the food he eats isnt all the way kosher, he gets sucked deeper into a world of strange dreams, phaillic closet monsters and child therapy with what I think has hilarious results. Join the 2 Drink crew and watch the Bob Balaban directed Parents from 1989.

Pack up the babies and grab the old ladies…..naked parts? Maybe in Donald Trump’s devil baby movie. (Devil baby yolo! I’m bringing it back) Join the 2 Drink crew as we disect a classic. I’m sure all the women and satanists are gonna be offended all at once. I know one of us was really offended. Who you ask? Give it a listen and find out.

Suburbia is the pits and the freaks are king in this wonderful gem from 1981. When meek house husband gets new tenants next door, it causes him to lose his mind do to their antics and of course the sexual advances of their temptress female tenant. Grand theft auto, arson, bad pasta and unfortunately John Belushi’s last performance in Neighbors.

Absurd Neighbor Feburary continues with a comedy horror classic.  Join us as we discuss garbage etiquette, the Felddog and of course The Klopeks as we watch the Joe Dante jam The Burbs.

I know what you’re thinking. They’re doing another Amicus joint? I know. I was thinking the same thing. It makes for good banter. Watch and listen with the 2 Drink kids as they talk about death, walls that actually bleed and brand new home additions that can make that trip to hell all that much more enjoyable. We are blessed with the return of Gill and the debut of one Johnny Krueg. Stay tuned next month when Strange Neighbor February kicks off with The Burbs on the next 2 Drink Minimum Commentaries!