Two Drink Minimum Commentaries

Get your wits and some generic food and join the 2DM crew with special guest Cort Psyops as we watch the nihilistic punk rock classic Repo Man. So get in a strangers car and fasten your seatbelt, 2DM will melt you with our mediocre banter.

What does diabetes, dead babies, slavery, extreme socialism amongst little people and just straight up sinning have in common. All of it is part of Mr. Wonka’s master plan in this film. We watch and possibly ruin a childhood favorite with Willis along for the ride kicking and screaming. Come and join us in this world of pure imagination and get some antidepressants. You might need em.

With Gill Rockatansky, Neil Lemoi, Gary Hill, Rogelio Reyes and Willis Wheeler.

Take part Jurassic Park and part Re Animator and you got this flick brought to you by the lovely folks from The Asylum. I am joined by Newty and Willis as we endure all the computer generated animals you can handle. This is a fun one filled with shock and terrible effects bit it is a ton of fun. Come and download of you dare and watch Zoombies!

Charlie is back with whole new group of baddies to combat with.  Or will he? Join Regine, Roller Vamp, Wolfed out Jon Gries, Brian Thompson the moth eater and Captain Kirk’s son and a beloved Disney icon as they plot, scheme and bowl in this wacky adventure! We’ll get into it.  All this and sexy blood dancing in Fright Night Part 2!

What do wolves, aged horror hosts and metrosexual vampires have in common? They are all a part of the 80s classic Fright Night. Join the 2DM crew as we talk about these things, the weird sexual future of one Evil Ed and a whole lot more on the this edition of 2 Drink.

You ever wonder what its like on a real movie set? Working on a no budget film can be a real killer.  Literally.  Welcome to the brain of Lloyd Kaufman and all that entails in Terror Firmer. Join Willis, Matt Psyops and myself as we watch wild amputations, de-fetusing, escalator engulfment, head crushing and a whole lot more on the ultimate Tromatic classic.   Follow the link below and watch along with us!

https://youtu.be/PAKqXvhv9Cc

Do you ever feel insecure? Do ghetto bosses got you down? Then join us as we celebrate Willis’ birthday and watch The Last Dragon. Join Bruce Leroy as he dodges seedy video producers, rapping Asians and a Rick James esque baddie all while trying to wet he paintbrush. Or something like that.

What’s with kids today?  Just destroying stuff and doing anything they want.  That’s what kind of delinquency that this film celebrates. We are going back to the H.G. Lewis well on this one in Just For The Hell Of It.  We are joined by special guest Doug Tilley of the No Budget Nightmares and Eric Roberts Is The Fucking Man podcasts. It also features the return of Jeffery X Martin.  Most probably haven’t seen this gem so give it a chance. Cause some DESTRUCTION and enjoy that shit!

https://youtu.be/tp8kdBH7kBc

Welcome to the world of the super vegans!   Join us as we explain why they are just better than you……at killing the competion.  When two brothers, who happen to be trying to complete a blood ritual, start their vegan diner, it is the talk of the town.  Little do the patrons know is that the brothers are feeding them human remains!   They are killing and collecting body parts to bring back to life the awesome god Shiva! With the cops on their trail, will they complete the ritual so Shiva can be born? Will their ever be a true nude aerobics class?  All this and finger food in Blood Diner.  We are graciously joined by Misty from the Black Annis Podcast.

https://youtu.be/3IPzjmNNhn8

Welcome to the magical world of vengeful possession.  Cannon style!  This is the third film in ninja trilogy and this one gets wacky.

When the body of a sexy aerobics instructor is invaded by the evil spirit of a dying ninja, she starts going through changes including strange interactions with an arcade game, doing sexy things with V8 juice, and being attracted to an unusually hairy police officer. But soon enough, she’s systematically killing, ninja-style, the officers responsible for the ninja’s death, and can only be stopped by another ninja! All this and one crazy exorcism. This features Cannon darling Lucinda Dickey at the titular ninja.  So watch along with us on youtube and join in on the action!