Two Drink Minimum Commentaries

Hello and welcome to part two of the glorious Cannon Ninja trilogy! This one unfortunately sans Franco Nero but there is no shortage on awesomeness.

After his family is killed in Japan by ninjas, Cho and his son Kane come to America to start a new life. He opens a doll shop but is unwittingly importing heroin in the dolls. When he finds out that his friend has betrayed him, Cho must prepare for the ultimate battle he has ever been involved in.

So, grab your ninja stars and join the action.  2DM is bringing the thunder!

Do you have problems? Work got you down? Is the wife a bitch? Is your culinary tastes in question? Why not try cannibalism? When a lowly construction worker cant stand his wife or his life, he bumps her off and learns new ways to wet his appetite with the aid of her massive new appliance.  Join Gill, Willis and I for boobs, bums and boom mikes in this schlocky gem of a film.  You may be shocked by some of our scores.

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Grab your chopsticks and get in your rig. We’re hanging with Jack Burton and the boys this time around.  Join Egg, Wang and the rest as they use sorcery, their wits and general hijinks to stop Lo Pan from banging green eyed chicks in this action romp. Will the heroes save the day or will they suffer the wrath of multiple hells? Only Jack knows!

Ready for a slashing good time!  The 2DM crew is going back to school with the horror comedy Student Bodies. When a killer known as the breather is killing off the sex starved teens of a high school, the laughs and the body counts rise with hilarious results.

Hello folks!  We’re kicking off a retrospective in high gear with the Cannon ninja series!  In the first installment, we join Django as a ninja in white fighting his rival in black and greedy land developers leaving a pile of bodies in their wake. Franco Nero, Sho Kosugi and Susan George star in Enter The Ninja!

You ever buy a new house and it seems a little off?  This family is the pits then. When a curious little shit opens a book, he releases all kinds of inconvenience on this family including bats, ghouls and other baddies and mediocre hilarity ensues. Richard Benjamin stars!

Look for the full movie on YouTube to watch along!

Do you crave adventure?  Do you like the thrill of athletic competition?  Do you like running over whoever you want within the law?!  Join Frankenstein, Machine Gun Joe, Matilda The Hun, Calamity Jane and Nero The Hero in this transcontinental race known as Death Race!  Watch as they kill and thrill their way through the country all hosted by the amazing voice of Don Steele. Who will be victorious?!  I am joined by Wildman Willis, and Gill on this one. We bring our views on fisting, cream and oh the Sly impressions.

2DM is back and we’re possessed!  Join Willis, Gill and Gary as we tackle the late 90s killer hand film, Idle Hands. When lazy stoner Anton becomes too docile for his own good, his hand gets a mind of it’s own and starts killing people with hilarious results. Devon Sawa, Jessica Alba and a barrage of others star in this piece of 90s gold.

Welcome to Eternia! Or something like that. We dive into the world of sweaty men, bumbling locksmiths and fast food ribs. This is the story of a couple and someone’s parents die and then He-Man shows up and makes things more complicated. What’s a girl to do?  Join our heroes as they dodge livestock, unstable cops, prune faced henchmen and a very cool Frank Langella as Skeletor. Hop on your air barge and hold aloft your magic sword. It should be a magical time.

We have come here to chew bubblegum and mourn a legend. Join the 2 drink crew as we sit through the 80s Carpenter classic They Live.  You get Hot Rod killing aliens, ugly chicks and one of the greatest fight scenes ever. Thanks for having us in your ears!