Two Drink Minimum Commentaries

Join the 2 Drink crew as we delve into the Amicus library for the first time with a real winner chosen by Suzanne. We got Christopher Lee, Peter Cushing, Ingrid Pitt and a whole lot of not blood in this very tame classic scribed by Robert Bloch. We had a lot of fun with this one. Listen towards the end for a special announcement.

Happy Friday the 13th to all you Legionaires out there. The 2 Drink crew have their van fully stocked with all kinds of international cuisine as we watch one of my faves in the series. If you like slow and violent kids, singing in gross shit houses and fun with robot dancing, you may enjoy this one. Happy un-Jason day to you all!

Welcome to world where cash is king and “the shit” can get surreal. Join the 2 Drink crew for 4 tales of terror hosted by us and the master of the shit, Clarence Williams III! We talk racial tension, good and bad hair and how domestic abuse is only funny when done by David Alan Grier. So grab a 40 ounce and put on neutral colors. It’s about to get real!

Step up and punch your ticket. The 2 Drink crew is here to bring you some laughs and some frights in this classic anthology film. We talk abuse, politics, indecent exposure and a whole lot more. So stay a while and don’t get any meteor shit on ya.

Sorry for the delay but the 2 Drink crew have some yuletide leftovers for you guys. Join Clark Griswold and his motley crew of relatives as they dodge horny dogs, dementia, shitty neighbors, botched dinners and of course raw sewage in this holiday favorite.

The citezens of Pleasant Valley are alive and killing! Join the mayor, animal violating hillbillies and most importantly scantily clad women as they kill the interlopers in insane ways. All this and a whole lot of racism in 2001 Maniacs.

Enlist early and enlist often. Listening to 2 Drink is the only way to get citezenship!  Welcome to the world of the federation where co-ed showers are all the rage and the arachnids of Klendathu are public enemy number one. Join Johnny, Ace, Diz and planetary shit starter Carmen as they dodge death, bugs and even love?  All this and public lashings in Paul Veerhoven’s propaganda inducing super film Starship Troopers.

Did you ever want to live in a world where the mundane are king? Where dialogue is bland but the chicks are pretty hot. How about a world where people have super human video game powers with no explanation? This is the world of Scott Pilgrim. Join him as he has to dodge the league of 7 evil exes all to reject tiny Asian girls and vie for the love of Ramona Flowers. All to a pretty sweet soundtrack. Well, one of us really hates this movie. Did the title give it away?

2DM is here to blow stuff up and use proper language? Welcome to the world of Demolition Man. When vicious killer Simon Phoenix gets unthawed from a future prison, he promptly gets loose and it’s up to super cop John Spartan to battle through hippies, fast food melees and airhead officers all to take down this madman!  This is a star studded commentary and I think it’s one of our best.

What do academy award winners, rock music, Shakespeare and Arnie have in common? This flick in a nutshell. Join Gary, Willis, Newty and the grand return of Gill as we discover the world of a shitty kid and his man hero as they dodge bad guys, explosions and boring real life issues. All this and Al Leong in Last Action Hero!