Two Guys Talking About Lettuce

Happy America Day, or Cinco de Mayo, or Arbor Day, or… Today we celebrate Independence Day by wearing red, talking about bacon-tomato sandwiches (with sexy time), mispronouncing patron names, and learning what "arrears" means, maybe.

We also explore whether coffee can be absorbed through beards, if sliding down fictional characters is allowed, and why Volvo ruins everyone's air conditioning.

PLUS: the origin of the term “Starting Box,” a brief jazz interlude, thoughts on khakis in Ireland, and an episode dedication to (possibly) Donnell, Danell, Donald, or Danielle O’Brien.

Also, did you know there's only one shortstop in baseball? That’s upsetting.

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We also talk about unauthorized movie sequels, the tragic tale of a zero-gravity chair, the shocking truth about duck anatomy in Howard the Duck, naps, soft drink slander, and TDK vs Maxell.

And Greg reveals Philip DeFranco's REAL NAME!

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We also talk mismatched hats, bar soap hair routines, swamp crotch of course, Superman time travel logic, insider trading for kids, and one very sincere apology for misusing the phrase “mamby-pamby.”They also dive into Talking Heads fandom, Eric Clapton’s many sins, the economics of the 99 Cent Store, and how to tell if your hat is racist.Also, someone’s child may or may not be arrested for financial crimes.Want to know how many aspirin to take when your head falls off? You’re in the right place.

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We answer your many, many letters about how to get free brain surgery (step one: open your own head).

We answer your many, many letters about how to get free brain surgery (step one: open your own head). Along the way, we uncover Greg’s illegal prank mug empire, argue about God’s cleanliness, have a drippy Patreon time, and reveal why Home Depot, surprisingly, might be the worst place for a lobotomy.

Also: we try to figure out what “vim” is, we roast Hollywood accountants, and Craig performs impeccable sound effects (including a toaster).

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Greg is the most friend-makingest man around.

Hey, Lettuceheads!

For real. He does.