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Hats for Sale!!! We talk all about our new merch for sale, it only took five years! (You can buy at www.bonfire.com/two-judgey-girls-hat) We had five shows this week! FIVE! In VPR, LVP learned about FaceTune and The Toms collected a sperm sample. Has Sandoval finally transformed into the villain? We enjoyed the Winter House premiere and feel like we’ve stayed in this vacation home ourselves. Did anything happen? No. Did it feel like a warm hug? Absolutely. At the RHOBH reunion, Andy hit Erika hard with questions this week (did she know the Qs before), he yawned at Dorit, Rinna admitted she is so shady, and we watched Kathy cry (which made Mary cry). In Potomac, Mia and Candiace seem to make amends and won’t be talking about their moms anymore. G calls out Ashley for sleeping on the bus even tho he’s napped for 85% of the trip. Are the GEBs time up? In Salt Lake City, we decided that Jennie and Mary may need to get divorces. Did Lisa try to set up Whitney? When is Jen Shah getting arrested?! Come judge with us! Oh, and buy hats!

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What. A. Week! We have lots to discuss from the VPR trip to Palm Springs: pickle ball tournaments, toasts, steam rolling, not seeing your kids for four years, and Rachella! We are so happy for James and Raquel, even though we remain blocked. The RHOBH reunion showed Garcelle having class, Rinna switching couches in order to move on, a Halloween trailer, and Erika speaking her “truth” and butting in any chance she could. In Potomac, G can’t keep his tongue in his mouth, Karen learns what it means to toss the salad, Robyn is on her period, and Candiace hasn't learned a thing from last year. That dinner was chaotic! In Salt Lake City, Brooks finds the time to sit down with Jen and it seems like they have mended all things about vaginas and bullying. Heather wants to give her daughter Capri Suns and condoms and Mary is the voice of reason (well, except for that parishioner incident...)! Is Whitney obsessed with Lisa? Lisa tries to have a new beGINning with her…we will see how long that lasts. Come judge with us!

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So many shows, so little time. Just kidding--you know we can talk for hours! We head to Palm Springs for the most romantic place, the rave tent at Coachella! Is there anything worse than the bar named Schwartz and Sandy's?! Beverly Hills ends in a dud of a finale but we were so glad Crystal had her time to shine. Bravo was smart to drop the reunion trailer today, because our bodies are ready for the next four weeks! Will the cast stay the same next season? We hope so! In Potomac, G did NOT put the G in the GVO trip. Mia and Candiace had a lettuce fight and Candiace fought dirty again. Mia is just walking her size 14 feet to find her pimp! RHOSLC may drive us apart as Courtney is #TeamLisa and Mary is anything but that. Angie made a splash and we are ready to see more of her but is she aligning herself well within the group? Is there a number one girl in this group? Come judge with us!

*FYI: We list the shows in the title in the order in which we discuss them!*

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We couldn’t get enough of the VPR kids and babies for season 9! This week we got back to the fighting with Sandoval vs Katie, James vs Max, Lala vs Scheana, Lala vs Raquel, Lala vs Ariana, Lala vs getting Rand to drink her breast milk. We thought it was a solid premiere! In Salt Lake City, we went ice fishing, saw Jen Shah's delusions, Meredith protecting her family, and Mary pooting. We went to Hotel Gizelle where Depends, popping squats, and reasonable shadiness were served. Gizelle even got a luggage plus one to the couples trip. In San Diego, we watched most of the RHOBH ladies kiss Erika’s butt while she told us mommy is paying the bills. Come judge with us! 

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Is Dorothy still paying for Candiace's mortgage? Or the $10,000 music video? Can you believe Chris showed up in an apron!?! Thank goodness Candiace's friends have nice cars so that she could use them in the music video. Is Mia messy? Or is she just saying what we were all thinking. Meredith has finally found her voice and is standing up for her son, saying that is the only thing he has to identify with! We did appreciate rewatching Jen Shah's apology tour but she keeps at it, liking posts about Brooks, calling Heather mean names and a racist. Where did those churros come from? In Beverly Hills, Erika still doesn't want to talk to Sutton, Garcelle keeps wheeling her around, and Rinna finally makes G break. Team Garcelle or Team Rinna? Which side is Erika on? Is she the grieving wife with her husband with dementia? Or the woman that was scorned and not a part of embezzling millions of dollars? Come judge with us!

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Questions we asked ourselves this week: What was up with the Met Gala? Did Karen and Gizelle really make amends? Does Chris drink all day to handle his husbanger duties? Does Ashley have a big forehead? Did anyone really not know that peanuts came in shells? Is Jen Shah going to jail? Did someone in the group tip off the feds? Will Sharieff divorce Jen? Does Mary talk to mannequins? Will Heather’s daughter be a Good Time Girl? Do chiropractors make a lot of money? Will Meredith and Lisa stay friends? Is Erika confusing car crashes? Where does it snow in LA? Were Peeeekay and Mo high at dinner? Is Dorit bullying Garcelle? We discuss these and more in this week's episode. Come judge with us!

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We were well fed this week: we got the RHOSLC extended trailer plus taglines, VPR trailer, and Winter House trailer! We have a lot to look forward to this fall! RHOP delivered again: Robyn and Gizelle dished about cheating (first hand experience), Candiace called Ashley all sort of names, Wendy and Karen were left out of Roby'ns birthday party and Mia had a heartfelt lunch with her mom. In Beverly Hills, we continue the dinner party from hell (part deux) where Erika threatens (no wait, promises to sue Sutton, Dorit said we should all be scared, but really, Erika wants people to shut the eff up! Peeeekayyy is the voice of reason and we think he should be crisis management for Erika. Garcelle hosts a beautiful Haitian dinner and Erika looked at her phone the whole time. Come judge with us! 

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We seriously can’t get enough of RHOBH and Sutton vs Erika. Are Erika's tears real? Are the girls torturing her? Is Dorit defending Sutton? Why is Kyle throwing her renter under the bus? Also Kathy telling Dorit not to talk at the table was iconic. In Potomac, we saw Karen be sworn is as the ambassador of Surry County and announcing she also has a candle line, it’s three wicks. Wendy is still fighting with Robyn and Gizelle because Mia told her the girls said she was a “weak bitch" but maybe made up the bitch part... We had the finale of New York with an identity swap, boobies with pasties, and throwing plates. Leah and Ramona definitely had the most fun acting like one another and we had a blast watching them. Come judge with us! 

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This week we were so proud of Zen Wen for sticking up to Gizelle and giving her a taste of her own medicine. Security was on stand by and Ashley came for two Coronas and left just in time after she blew everything up. Over at Crystal's third party of the week, Dorit tried to call Garcelle a bully and Erika said Sutton doesn’t want to be apart of the small town gossip. In New York the women had a Galentine's Day dressed in ugly pajamas, Eboni found her father, Sonja was drinking at home, and Ramona was getting calls from Harry! Come judge with us! 

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We are back to judging, baby! What would we do without Erika this season on RHOBH? We can’t get enough of Sutton being a PI, matching the timeline, and asking how $20 million went missing. Kyle and Dorit were quick to jump on Sutton's ship until the Christmas party. Erika and her new low voice seemed very subdued and Dorit was flip flopping while Garcelle says the victims are the most important thing. Kathy says the dinner was good practice for Erika. Meanwhile in New York, Ramona was a monster, no longer our monster, making that dinner hard to watch. Sonja was speaking all the truth but her execution while ten shots in wasn’t ideal. Will Eboni meet her real father? In Potomac, the ladies call out Wendy and “happiness” for being different this year, on the inside as well as the outside. Gizelle is calling out everyone on their stuff, including Robyn who appears to be depressed, but won’t own anything of her own. Come judge with us! 

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