Two Judgey Girls

Did you miss us? We missed you! We spend about 40 minutes catching up on all things Bravo: what’s happening with Kathy Hilton, Jen Shah’s trial, and it’s snowing in Pasadena! We commend Summer House this week for having a very serious conversation and doing it with grace. We don't love that Kyle seems to never buy Amanda gifts... We saw another side to Alex, and we are really liking him. In New Jersey, we talk about our feelings with Purple Luis, Jackie has an honest and vulnerable conversation about her eating issues, and is it possible that Dolores could have slept with Joe Gorga? Above all that though, don't question what type of friendships Dolores has: "What are you gonna do about it?” In RHOC, Shannon hosts a mid day lunch where we learn about microdosing weed, Emily goes Hulk on Noella, and Jen tells us about Ryne walking up the hill. We loved watching Heather's relationship with her family and hearing Kat share her story. Come judge with us!

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We are coming to you early this week with our RHOSLC recap. Is Zion the best cast trip of all time? Lisa Barlow becomes unhinged, security is brought in, and Jen Shah wants her popcorn for it. Does Meredith need to say what day her father's memorial was? Is “what if I said I don’t believe you haven’t talk to your father” as bad as “what if I said Gia does coke”? Remember, analogies don’t work on housewives. And apparently you can hire a private investigator to figure it out. Is Whitney a good detective? When will Heather and Lisa (Leather) finally team up? Will Meredith and Lisa ever be friends again? Will Jen join Mary's church? We will truly miss this iconic season of Housewives! Come judge with us! 

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We head back to the Hamptons to see our Craigy gaslight Paige and call Lindsay a loser (this will get you second place in March Madness, Craig--watch it!), find out why Kyle feels $4 million of pressure, and wonder how Alex got casted (he does have nice abs). In RHOC, we are still in Cabo and watching Noella pass out, get accused of giving teens porn, and can’t admit she is wrong. Do we like when the men get together? Do these husbands/boyfriends have anything in common? Does Terry own anything else besides a leather jacket? We thought Jen Shah’s arrest was the best episode of all time but this episode of RHOSLC surpassed it! Between Whitney trying to figure out Meredith’s dad's memorial, Mary unapologetically saying she doesn’t like Jenny, Mary telling Heather she doesn’t have a husband, Heather saying Mary is married to her step granddaddy, and Lisa Barlow calling Meredith all the names in the world and mentioning her NY sex life while Seth can't keep a job so they can’t own a house: we really got it all! Come judge with us! 

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RHONJ is back, baby! Teresa is in love and moving in with Louis. Her girls aren't happy with Joe Gorga and the things he's said about their father. Is he the bad guy?! Jennifer has made up with her mother, but will she make up with the girls? The big talk is about a video Louis recorded at some point on a men's retreat. Why were they all shirtless? How did the receiver of this video take it? Should Teresa and Louis address it with the group? Teresa hosts a Sexy Pool Party where Marge and Jen get into it and Bill's affair gets brought up. It wasn't with the office manager, it was with the pharmaceutical rep! GET IT RIGHT, MARGE! This looks to be a promising season and we can't wait! Come judge with us!

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How could Bravo do this to us question mark by not giving us RHOC this week?! Instead we said goodbye to VPR as we got to watch the two-part reunion two days in a row. This is how reunions should be done! Immediately out of the gate, we were shown James and Raquel's break up. Did James handle this well? Will Raquel be back next season? Did you feel bad for Lala or should she have seen the red flags? Speaking of red flags, does Brock ever stop talking? He can put $25k on credit cards but not $20k to the Australian government for his children? Make it make sense! Summer House celebrated the 4th of July with a smashing of the toe (Amanda), a kick to the face (Andrea) and a kissing bandit (Lindsay). Mya seems to be fitting right into the cast, while Alex is judging if the girls can fit into their clothes based on what they ate for breakfast. RHOSLC had us in a whirlwind as we tried to make sense of the dinner fight. Then the morning fight when Meredith came in like a bat out of hell. We wanted more of Club Zion and Vida bottle service in trifle glasses. All this and more! Come judge with us!

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This week we deep dive the VPR finale engagement party. We were so impressed with James relatively keeping his cool while finding out that Brock and Scheana were trying to get married on the same property the day before. Will B&S make it down the aisle... we know James and Raquel don't. Over in Cabo, the women of Orange County take a private plane courtesy of Fancy Pants herself to ride horses, gossip, make Noella eat, and wonder why Dr. Jen wants to be on the show. In Salt Lake City, Jen Shah hits the Corkcicle hard in the sprinter van and attacks Lisa Barlow. Mary refuses to participate in a cleansing and we wonder why they are even together on this trip because clearly the women don't like each other. It seems like we've missed another major scene involving the nether region. We want to see that and the threats made on The Marks family, see Meredith and Jen talk about Ron, and engage, baby! Love you baby, bye! Now come judge with us!

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Summer House is back! Season 6 kicks off strong with Kymanda fighting Night One: luggage thrown outside, toiletries were broken on the bathroom floor, and find my IPhone may or may not have worked in order to track down your fiancé. We also found out there is a wedding contract if Kyle screws up before the Big Day. Carilito 6.0 Pro Max X is the best version of himself. Lindsey shares some big news about her relationship with Jason, Danielle is in love, Paige is playing the field (keep that power, girl!), Ciara will be pining for Austen, we meet newbies Alex (a lover of ground turkey) and Mya (a baker and Paige's friend from outdoor drinking)and Luke will be coming soon. Come judge with us! 

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WARNING: WE TALK FOR 35 MINUTES ABOUT NEWS AND UPDATES INCLUDING (but not limited to): Mary not showing at the reunion, Carl and Lindsay confirming they are together, Gia turning 21, Project Runway and Mia being fired or quitting. We also deep dive RHOC: Max's book party, Noella masturbating, Heather being a principal, Shannon still talking about her divorce, and Emily promising drunk butt sex with Shane. In Salt Lake City, we celebrate Seth's 49th birthday with Whitney's cleavage, midlife crisis selfies, and jumping into the pool in our nice party clothes. Then we get PTSD driving to Zion as Jen wants Lisa to SAY IT, but Lisa doesn't know what she is supposed to say. Come judge with us!

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Happy 2022! We are celebrating our 6th year as TJG and our new 2022 mantra: You're not stahtin' over, you're stahtin'! We are still watching VPR and Brock trying to use others' events for his proposal and secret wedding. At least he's keeping the season interesting...? Who is the tougher watch: Brock of DJJK? Would you eat at a sandwich shop called "Something About Her"? What about Sub-thing About Her? Or Maloney's Balogna's? Or Sandwitches of Weho? Or even, Bubbas? (All of these recommended by Jurors!) On RHOSLC, Jennie was our MVP, standing up for herself and confronting Mary AND giving the gift back--which was a score for Jen. Will Bravo fire Mary? Will she send Jesus after them? What's happening in RHOC? Did Shannon do something the cameras didn't catch? Why is she apologizing so profusely about something that DID happen? Are Heather and Gina the new LVP and Brandi? Can Heather and Terry stop ruining our eyes with their "dancing"? Whose side are you on in Noella vs Jen? And why do we seem to not believe Noella's story...? All this and more! Come judge with us!

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We are taking a break for the holidays but not a break from the drama. This week we deep dive into the Season 3 premiere of RHONJ. This is the iconic "Christening" of lil Joey G and the introduction of the Gorgas and the Wakiles. Honestly, this season is iconic. The Gorgas have been waiting for the limelight and they fit right in. Did they come to take down the Guidices? Did Joe's stomach ever recover? Did Audriana get moved far enough from the fight? Why did Joe call Teresa garbage? And of course, the infamous line "YOU'RE MY FATHER!". We also get a look into the Manzo's life as we watch the boys not start over, but start. Come judge with us!

This is Season 3 Episode 1 of the Real Housewives of New Jersey.

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