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Summer Mary is in full swing now that school is out! This week we learn that Sergio can’t say “S” words and it’s confusing because his own name starts with “S” as well as his new role of stepfather. Caroline Stanbury doesn’t come to Lesa’s fashion show and Chanel thinks it’s because of her. And can Nina just get some fries?! In Atlanta, Sheree is having a hard time getting over Tyrone so Marlo throws her a single girls night where Sheree must buy $11.5k in Fendi, while Drew prepares the party but is not invited to stay. Sanya makes Kenya and Kandi (but again, not Drew) pose for Mommi Nation (we still aren’t sure what that business is) and invites the girls to enjoy some Jamaican food. Marlo spills all the tea to Sheree about Kenya and Kandi and their lives in previous years. In Punta Mita, Erika, Rinna, and Diana console Crystal and tell her to stand up to Sutton. Sutton and Kyle know why Crystal lost 14 friends--because they think she plays the victim. Have the Fox Force Five split here on sides? Will this fight ever end? What are we even fighting about at this point?! Come judge with us! 

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We really chatted it up this week discussing RHODubai, RHOA, and RHOBH and even spin off into a bit of Kardashians talk. Are the MVP and LVP of RHODubai Ayan and Stanbury, respectively? Would you have rather gone to Lesa's or Nina's Thanksgiving dinner? What gift would you have liked to have received from Ayan: a goat, onions or hens? After a week off, RHOA picks back up at the dinner table in New York. Marlo calls Kandi out for her shilling. Would you wear vibrating underwear out in public? Would you join Drop it with Drew? We think Drew tends to play two truths and a lie when she tells stories. Where is Tyrone? Why did he block Sheree? Even heading to Punta Mita, RHOBH ladies are still discussing Sutton/Crystal. Is Crystal gas lighting? Does Rinna ever take a day off? Was what Sutton said dark? Is Garcelle a queen that understands her assignment? To continue questions: Is Summer Mary alive? Will Courtney and Mary be at Silver Clouds in SF on Saturday before venturing out to see Countess Lu? (The answer is yes to both of these!) Come judge with us! 

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This week we chat about the premiere of RHODubai and RHOBH! We always love starting a new franchise and appreciate when all the women starting on the same playing field (except Stanbury--welcome back!). Ayan seems like a breakout star and Caroline Stanbury shows us her new life with Sergio (like the other women, we have some questions about this hot new relationship). The women get right into it with a Hen Party and a rooftop dinner, setting the scene and alliances. We are here to watch it all go down! Over in RHOBH, we pick up in La Quinta where Crystal still doesn’t feel like her feelings have been validated from last year and alleges that Sutton said something DARK (four letters, one vowel, one syllable). Kyle was there and can’t remember anything. Garcelle finally understands and assignment and is stirring the pot all over town. Sutton, wearing her dress backwards, wants to avoid this conversation at all costs. Dorit is learning to manage her trauma and Pkkkaayyyyy suggests the ladies head to Punta Mita. Come judge with us! 

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We come to you a bit early this week as we are taking some time for the long weekend. We are obsessed with the Kardashian-Barker wedding in Italy and talk all our favorite looks (editors note: it was not Kourtney's) and how much we wish we were invited to this. We break down this week's episode of RHOA and if you are not watching this season, do yourself a favor and start NOW. We are loving the threesome of Kenya, Marlo, and Sheree--these women know how to make each other laugh. Bravo seems to have caught on that if drama is needed, hire a sprinter van. Are Kandi and Todd going to be ok? Should he sell that apartment? We want Dr. Ken's license revoked as he doubled down on Ralph, the gaslighting gaslighter who gaslights. We loved Kenya sticking up for Drew about Ralph's behavior and if you're ever compared to Marc Daly, just remember it is NOT a compliment. But then somehow all the women ended up also turning on Drew... We can't wait for the Tyrone debacle next week! Come judge with us!

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Jurors! For some reason, the last 45 seconds of this week's episode was cut off. We are re-uploading from the beginning of the Sutton/Kyle interaction in case you'd like to hear us finish our thoughts. We are blaming Mercury being in Gatorade (TM Brittany Cartwright) but apologies nonetheless for not finishing the first time around. We love you!

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How is a Bravo fan supposed to live in a week with all of these episodes and all of the news?! Weddings, breakups, Bravo upfronts, Dubai and Southern Charm trailers--how could they do this to us question mark?! We wrap up both Summer House and RHONJ reunions: is Amanda jealous of Lindsay? Will Bravo listen to us and bring back the same exact cast? Alex had more speaking time in his reunion than Traci even appearing in the RHONJ one. Is Luis a wordsmith? Did Andy make his dinner reservation? Will this cast remain the same?! RHOA had us laughing so hard at Brooklyn’s $10-$15k tea party. From BJs in the locker room, people not paying their bills, to Anthony outing husbands, to Julie making an absolute scene: WE ARE AT A CHILDRENS BIRTHDAY PARTY!In Beverly Hills we meet our newest housewife, Diana, at Harry Hamlin’s bolognese dinner slash fake 70th birthday party. Sutton brings receipts to the party and Rinna brings a character witness. Garcelle is as loyal as they come but can Kyle talk some sense into Sutton or is she warranted in her reaction towards Dorit? Also can we get a pancake crepe cake please?! Come judge with us! 

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The new season of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is back! We got chills as Dorit recounts the night of October 27th, when she was held at gunpoint and robbed with her children in her home. Seeing the video footage was horrifying. We can’t help but be impressed by how she handled the situation and the strength she showed for her family. The Bubbas reuniting on camera at Kyle’s house felt like true love. We were stunned by Sutton's reaction and not being able to process it. Who is talking about dating and immigration while this is going on? Will she be the villain this season? Garcelle works out with Erika, who can’t remember ordering Taco Bell, and tells Bravo to do their due diligence because her cases have been dismissed. But... have they? And honestly... we all need a hype man like Rinna! We have missed the ladies of the 90210 (and the actual zip codes that they live in)--come judge with us!

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What is going on with Paige and Lindsay? Whose side is everyone on? The Bravo fandom seems split down the middle 50/50 as well as the cast of Summer House. Did Paige take a low blow at Carl? Did Alex gain another season comparing Austen to a Honda Civic? We were confused if we were watching The Bachelor, Dancing with the Stars, or RHOA while Ralph took Drew on a date to his tailor shop. We must save Drew! She is deep on the tumble dry cycle and has lost too many socks with that maniac (or did the therapist say manic?)! We did appreciate Todd and Ross calling him out using the "I'm a man" excuse. Kenya finally got to see a completed Chateau Sheree and let her know she is sharing an assistant with Drew. We couldn't be happier seeing Marlo take her Munty duties seriously and create memories of baby prom with her nephews. Is Todd going to move to New Jersey? At the RHONJ reunion, Jen reigned supreme, Teresa let us know she's the fairest of them all, Dolo gets giddy when Paul calls and surprisingly--Joe didn't quit! Come judge with us!

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We are back for the second time this week, did you miss us? We talk about the Met Gala and talk some of our favorite looks. Mary breaks down some of the infamous lines from the RHUGT Ex-Wives cast members and we on the spot give you the ABC's of Bravo (yes, we know, some need workshopping!) We finally get to see the wedding we’ve all been waiting for: Wedding Impossible! Not even having Covid two weeks before could stop these two. Amanda promises to wear mascara and empty the dishwasher and Kyle promises to continue to be himself. The New Jersey reunion came with boxing gloves: everyone was ready to fight. Dolores called Jennifer disgusting, Tre thinks people function better when they are high, Melissa should have waited for Tre to give birth before having a wedding and as retaliation won't be in Tre's wedding. Will Andy convince Tre to get a prenup? Has Joe, the 7th housewife, really quit? Come judge with us! 

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The ladies of RHOA are back in action with an amazing Season 14 premiere. Marlo finally has her peach and gives us the first event of the season showing off her Le'Archive collection. We are introduced to Sanya, who jumped right in to the fold. She may be our new favorite! Do the editors like Drew? Feels like they are here to embarrass her. Should they just DROP it? Ralph is also the worst--will you buy his book? Sheree and Tyrone are finally able to be together on the outside but are practicing abstinence. That should go well. Kenya seems to be in a happier place, dancing her way to elimination, but back in time to stir the pot. Kandi is back to secure the bag and ask all the questions the audience needs answers to (you better run, Ralph!). Did anyone miss Porsha or Cynthia? We loved this premiere and can't wait for the rest of the season! Come judge with us!

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