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Bless whoever at Bravo decided to make the RHOC reunion only two parts. We learned nothing and we could have easily skipped these two episodes. The amount of time we spend discussing this is equivalent to Dr. Jen's amount of speaking time at the reunion. Team Shannon! All we know is it's time for RHOC Legacy and to create RHOLaguna Beach. As controversial as this may be, we are both Team Kyle. Is Amanda a supportive partner? Or is Carl the real support that Kyle needs? We have to give credit to Prom and Jessica McClintock for bringing Carlito and Hubbhouse together. Watching them exchange notes like school kids made our hearts melt! In New Jersey, we see the real Luis and his two dozen red flags, although we can appreciate him asking Joe for his blessing to marry his sister (or is this textbook to say and do all the right things too?!). Will Marge and Tre be able to make up? Now this is a reunion we cannot wait to watch! Come judge with us! 

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This week we deep dive Summer House and even give our own taglines to each cast member, including Alex. We wonder if Amanda’s dad works in Finance and if he could balance our checkbooks and handle our taxes. Did you know that Kyle has a little bit more substantial sh*t going on besides deciding what he is wearing to prom?! That dinner was a wild ride with 100 different things going on. We take a bit of a left turn and talk about the Abercrombie & Fitch doc, the Johnny Depp/Amber Heard trial and the Blac Chyna civil suit against the Kardashians. Jumping back into Bravo, we go back to Nashville and defend why we want Tre to have her own spinoff. What would you do if you were on a boat and saw the NJ men? We have two different answers but we'd definitely want to party with them. Tre proved again that she doesn't know how to apologize and Jackie made the best statement saying that Teresa controls the temperature of the night. Come judge with us! 

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We wrap up RHOC Season 16 with the Rack and Roll party that was as bad as the women singing. We watched Emily not renew her vows and learned about Shannon’s Core Four. Does Shannon lives rent free in Gina’s head? What is the future of the Orange County franchise? In Summer House, we hit a beach bonfire with Lindsay’s flavor of the week, Ahmed, who activates her by not coming back to the house afterwards. In the party bus, we find out Andrea has a big eggplant, Danielle is saving her butt for marriage, and Paige would move to Charleston. At the winery, Amanda asks Lindsay if she is covering something up but Lindsay says she is having the best summer of her life! In New Jersey, we finally see Tre’s new home and Luis is love bombing us all with that stone. But Bella the dog tells us all we need to know... We head to Nashville, where Tre is convinced Marge is talking to the bloggers and she isn’t going to let that f*cking whore, disgusting piece of white trash b*tch get away with it. Whose side are you on? Come judge with us! 

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We had a late release as we were waiting to talk all about the RHOBH trailer! We got chills and maybe one of us shed a tear. In Orange County the pretend bears were more welcomed than Noella. Is Gina rude? Does Jen parrot Heather? Was this a good season? We also deep dive Summer House and can’t help but think Ciara got off easy after the red wine fight. Does Lindsay have any remorse? And seriously, where is Alex? In New Jersey, Tre wasn’t invited to Marge Sr.'s 75th birthday, but Joe Gorga was seated at the Horny Hungarians table and made amends with Bill. Now he just needs a tattoo of “Bill's B*tch“ on his butt. Come judge with us! 

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Congratulations to our 2022 March MANness winners: Andrea Denver and Luke Gulberson. We especially enjoyed their acceptance speeches and we hope you did too! In the Hamptons, we get a taste of Italy that comes with red wine in the face and broken wine glasses. Are you Team Ciara, Team Lindsay, or Team Nobody? Are Mya and Oliver still dating? Should couples get a prenup? We were disheartened when we saw our precious baby angel Andrea crying. In New Jersey, Marge won’t wear Tre’s leggings, Gia wants to play with the big girls, and Jennifer told Bill she will take half his money and have a second margarita. In Aspen, we wonder why would Heather bring up the pushing incident? Are you Team Noella or Team Heather? And what does Emily know about it? Also, who are the seven men Dr. Jen was engaged to? Did she have a wild life before her current one? Come judge with us! 

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We are back, people! Who will be the winner of March MANness 2022?! We will know in just a few days time! This week we deep dive HubbHouse's birthday party! How can you not love an episode that is over the course of one night? Austen needs to pack his bags back to Charleston because he isn’t being a very polite houseguest, slamming doors on Paige, making out with multiple women, and gaslighting the entire house. Ciara is too blinded by love to see what Austen is doing while Lindsay couldn't care less. Everyone needs a hype man like Danielle in their lives, who will both offer to defend you and figure out the root of the issue. At the end of the night, Luciano was the real birthday gift for Lindsay and none for Austen Kroll. In New Jersey, we could see Jen’s raw pain and Marge showed remorse and that she could possibly ruin a family. She will also tell all of New Jersey the gossip over sugary iced coffee (with Snickers CoffeeMate). Tre is coming in hot for Traci and Marge at what she thinks is the dumbest thing ever: blindfolded tree climbing. Will she push Marge down in the mulch? To Be Continued... Is anyone watching OC still? What is Shannon jealous of? Did we really need Heather to come back? Come judge with us!

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March MANness is here! With Selection Sunday upon us, we break down the bracket and seeding, chosen by YOU! Will there be any upsets? Will this be the year Craig goes all the way? Will it be a Summer House Threepeat? The first round brings some tough matchups that could really go either way. And don't you worry--once the 2022 winner is chosen, we'll have our Hot Hall of Fame bracket for previous winners to battle it out! Voting starts Thursday on our Instagram stories and the bracket is available for you to fill out NOW. We can't wait to see who you choose as Bravo's Hottest Man for 2022!

Fill out your bracket here. Photos are linked there as well. IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR!

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It's the most wonderful time of the year! Don’t forget to pick who the Top 64 men are for March Menness (yes, we are rebranding), as Selection Sunday is just a few days away! This week we discuss why the Summer House ladies are fighting over Austen, where is Alex, and why aren’t people into Luke? Lisa Barlow was crucified in Part 2 of the RHOSLC reunion as Meredith used her lawyer skills while Lisa continues to try to talk to everyone off camera. Don’t worry, Courtney is loyal, and continues to defend LB till the end of time. In Orange County, we finally understand why Heather is so fancy, watch Shannon remove her Spanx but keep her chef hat on while trying to skinny dip (is this in order to keep her orange?), and still wonder why Dr. Jen is staying with her husband? In New Jersey, the WolfPack is sticking together and trying to take down Bill. Should Bill admit that Jen is a bad person? Is this the most we’ve ever heard Evan talk? Are you a Mary and Team Gorga or are you a Courtney and Team Aydin? Come judge with us!  

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It is March! And you know what that means: the best time of the year is upon us! We can't wait for March Madness and see who you all vote for as the Hottest Bravoleb! (Next week you will choose who makes the Top 64 so get ready!) We discuss Summer House and Bravo's First Couple (TM Andy) Lindsay and Carl. We were impressed how the women handled Amanda's intervention but unimpressed by Craig hanging up on Paige. Hopefully all is well on the relationship front. RHOSLC had Part One of their reunion and we wonder why Heather is going after Baby Gorgeous LB so often. Clearly she's no Good Time Girl. Was Meredith being truthful in discussing her behavior all season? Will Mary see her while in Park City this weekend!? Or any of the SLC ladies? Down the shore, the NJ ladies are still in their alliances. Which would you rather be a part of: Team Marge Jackie Melissa or Team Jen Tre Dolores? Why does Bill refuse to stand up for his wife? Is Frank a liar? Is Joe a baby bitch girl? Does Luis speak to Teresa like a dog? We've really been enjoying RHOC this season. Does Shannon have any friends? Is Heather on the show strictly to get a spin-off with her perfect life? Are you on Dr. Jen's side or Ryne's? Is the wine really really really good?! Come judge with us!

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TJG is together in Huntington Beach! We debrief the RHOSLC finale and chat all things Whitney seducing Justin and making us feel uncomfortable, Lisa and her Saved by the Bell Vida Food Court chic 80/90s party (what was your favorite food court resto?), Jen Shah hiring movers and acknowledging she may be experiencing some of her last moments with fam, Jennie throwing a glass at Mary, Mary calling Jennie an ant, funerals being fun, and Meredith dangling who else had an affair: SPILL THE TEA MEREDITH! Come judge with us! 

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