Two Judgey Girls

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Just because there wasn't new RHONY or RHOBH doesn't mean we can't talk for over an hour! This week we tell you our final thoughts on the VPR reunion plus the show overall. We debrief Below Deck and are so happy Lara/Lana is gone! Is Bugsy coming back to take the chief stew position? We also debrief RHOBH Season 1, Episode 1 (on Hulu in USA and Netflix elsewhere). It was so fun to go down memory lane with Taylor, Adrienne, LVP, Camille and the Richards sisters. Adrienne, can you take us on a private jet to a game? We can take Giggy's place! Come judge with us!  

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We are back! We weigh in on the Stassi and Kristen getting fired, as well as Brett and Max. What is the future of Bravo? We also say goodbye to Tinsletown. We are so excited for her, Strawberry, Shortcake, and her closet--she fought for that happy ending. Dorinda and her turkey baster NEED to stop! We talk Below Deck and Hannah being pregnant plus RHOBH last week. Garcelle's award, Kyle's "picnic" and Aaron crushing Denise's hand. Come judge with us! 

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This week we get to see Leah's highs and lows and in our opinion, she fits in perfectly with this cast. Should her sister be able to come to Rhode Island? Will she get kicked out of Rhode Island? In Beverly Hills, we travel to Santa Barbara to go to bed at 10pm. Are the girls ganging up on Denise? Is it okay to talk about threesomes and hookers with your children? VPR gave us a filler episode with Tom Schwartz dirty feet date night and apparently everyone else has threesomes at SUR. Come judge with us! 

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Was the finale of VPR the actual final episode? Jax and "his show" showed his true colors and LVP wasn't buying it. The Witches of Weho are dunzo and Jax and Tom are "on a break." In Beverly Hills, the girls got their astrology charts read while continuing to question Kyle and Teddi being BFFs. Why do people care so much? Sorry they went to couples therapy and sleep in the same bed. The New Yorkers went to a Russian bath house to get hit bushes by men. Dorinda is feeling attacked but also just attacks right back. Do we feel sorry for her mourning Richards death post John break up? Is Ramona the voice of reason? Come judge with us! 

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We debrief the drama surrounding Southern Charm and Kathryn vs Cam & the girls. In VPR, we continue to see Jax spiral and wonder if he is hooking up with a Lit Method instructor? Who's pool party would you want to be at? The retirement party or Tom and Ariana's? The girls of RHONY visited a winery, or maybe apple orchard, and Dorinda mentions it all. She is securing her spot as the new villain this season: Leave Tinsdale alone! She also breaks up with John and mourns Richard's death. In Beverly Hills, we aren't sure what we are fighting about...Joey the make up artist? Sutton ruining the DNA party (that didn't happen)? Denise get glam? Come judge with us! 

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The girls of Beverly Hills are entertaining us; we can watch Kyle be jealous of Dorit's glam and no one wanting to be ALLIN all day. Why does Denise not want to talk about threesomes? We were hopeful that VPR would redeem themselves and they did with Jax being Jax and allegedly admitting to his drug problem. Who did Kristen make a sex tape with? Dorinda is the new Sonja reminiscing about Richard and 1985. Lu takes the first sip of vodka and we get to see our old friend, Jacques. Did she f*ck the pirate? We say goodbye to Summer House, potentially for good. Come judge with us!

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We are so happy that RHOBH is bringing it this season. Was Teddi crying because she is pregnant or did Sutton hurt her feelings? Do we love Sutton or love to hate her? Why can't we see more drunk Kyle and Dorit and high Mauricio? But seriously, what does Aaron do for a living? In RHONY, it was New York Fashion Week and Sonja Morgan debuted her "ready to wear" line but Leah wasn't ready to wear pajamas. We are so happy Tinsley got her groove back even with her curly hair. In Summer House, we still wonder why Paige and Amanda care so much about Hannah hooking up with Luke. We are also glad that Lindsey didn't let Paige activate her. In VPR, we get to see Beau propose to Stassi and Brit jealous that she didn't get a party at Villa Rosa. Should Kristen have been there? Come judge with us! 

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God bless RHONY and RHOBH! They are giving us life in quarantine. You know it's a good RHONY episode when it was recorded only over 24 hours and you never left the house. Leah fits right in throwing tiki torches and encouraging Tinsley to go topless all the while telling Sonja it's not 1985 and "the yacht has sailed." In Beverly Hills, we are loving the power couple that is Erika Jayne and Garcelle. Did you miss Kyle this week? Sutton is very Ramona talking to the Mayor and her parking tickets. We discuss if Luke is a f*ckboy and why are Amanda and [name redacted] jealous? In VPR, Beau prepares to propose to his Dark Passenger and the New Class takes over. Can we please start being nice to SheShu? Come judge with us!

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This week we travel to New York for the premiere of RHOBH, because you know we need to take the annual pilgrimage for fashion week. Kyle bought a fashion line with no experience and Dorit is appalled. We meet the new girls, Garcelle and Sutton, and welcome them with open arms. Erika Jayne finally shows us her past at Shakers and Teddi tells us she is pregnant. Also, Denise stopped filming in December. RHONY is still at Ramona's in the Hamptons and Lu will not be put in the basement (lower-level?). The girls have heart-to-hearts at a winery and Sonja doesn't stop drinking there...she is not an accessory and she doesn't shave her pu**y. In Vanderpump Rules, Katie and Tom get married again and we wonder if they are pushing Vanderpump Gardens on us. Can Hannah and Luke just have sex already? Come judge with us!

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