Two Judgey Girls

Rankings: RHONY / Summer House / Family Karma / Vanderpump Rules. The RHONY girls venture to the Hamptons to shame tramp stamps and tattoos. Would it be a vacation without fighting over bedrooms? Which is worse: the fish room or the lower level? Leah still seems to be holding her own with the women as Dorinda seems to be falling apart like Blue Stone Manor. We continue to feel bad for our Sheshu and question if we should be tasting ourselves like Lala. We also feel bad for Jules trying to stay in the Summer House but are loving the budding relationship with Luke and Hannah, Paige stay out of it. Does Vishal love anybody more than himself? Come judge with us!

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RHONY couldn't have come at a better time! We open with bashing Bethenny and as Broadway says, the show must go on...without her. Ramona is feeling lonely this season and Lu is officially a free woman...to enjoy her cocktails. Sonja has a concussion and misses her daughter while Dorinda places herself as the villian this season by taking on Tinsley. Who else is obsessed with the new girl Leah? Over in the Hamptons, we celebrate Kyle's 37th birthday with an Animal House Frat Party. Carlito decides since he isn't getting ass that he will kick out Jules and Jordans' ass out of the house. In VPR, we have to celebrate Jax once again and his 40th birthday. Sandoval gets "arrested" and this triggers Katie and Bubba turns on her. Don't worry, Jax is still not the number one guy in the group. Come judge with us! 

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This week we get into Family Karma! We are obsessed with Bali and Anisha. We wonder if Brian and Monica will ever make it Are we ready for Vishal to go away? We get EXTRA in VPR with stilts, old Tom costumes, a funeral for Daug, and the witches of Weho officially break up. What's gonna happen to the wine? In Summer House, Luke shows a different side...does he have a GF, is he exclusive, can he still kiss Hannah? Lindsey continues to cry over Carl and Amanda and Kyle get a visit from their parents. Come judge with us! 

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March Madness is upon us! Don't forget to vote in our IG polls! This week, we FINALLY get to end the Kentucky wedding with Mr. & Mrs. Taylor, or is it Mr. & Mrs. Cauchi? Why did Carter come? Why would Sandoval only get a B-/C+? He gets an A in our book! And Bravo, if you're listening, we do NOT need the New Class. Jersey proved to us this week that the reunion could have only been TWO parts. But we did enjoy Danielle sitting on a chair NOT next to Andy. Did Marge have to accept Tre's apology in order to secure her spot next season? Will we ever see that time capsule 10 years from now? Do we want to see it (moldy donuts?!)? In Summer House, Carlito and his three balls are still proving why he's single. Have you ever called anyone 29 times in a row (Mary has!)? Mary would also let Luke play the guitar for her, even if it is a badly written song. Courtney would pull a Hannah and make out with him to stop. Come judge with us!

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Do not miss out on Family Karma! We really enjoyed the premiere of this and can't wait to keep watching! Who did we see this week: Jason Cauchi or Jax Taylor? Is he the number one guy in the group? Technically, he did get married before Tom Schwartz and Katie... Should we feel bad for Kristen? Beau truly is a knight in shining armor and ladles. In New Jersey we got to hear from the men. Do Delores and Frank sleep together? Does Jennifer ever shut up? Where will Danielle sit? In Summer House, Lindsey gets activated and Carl goes back to being a f*ckboy. Do we like Jules and Jordan? Boys night vs girls night...Luke vs Carl and Amanda vs Jules....come judge with us! 

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We are finally in Kentucky and about to walk Brittany and Jax down the aisle. Tom Sandoval gets to come too! Call 1-800-T-Sandy: "I'll make sure you don't sweat, I don't give shade, I provide it!" The New Jersey reunion happened and Jennifer came in hot! We think Tre coached Jennifer to secure her spot for next season and have her on her bench #teammarge. In Summer House, Carlito is "breaking up" with Lindsey and we get the return of Jordan and his erectile dysfunction. Come judge with us! 

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Mary's ranking for this week: 1. Is Jax and Brittany's wedding over yet? "Hey Rand, I kicked Tom Sandoval out of my wedding, do you want to be a groomsman?" - Jax, definitely. We are Team Ariana as we think she is so brave to show her struggles with depression. Mary hung out with her last week and she will fill you in on her current situation with her "PHD". 2. New Jersey wrapped this week exposing Tre for encouraging Danielle to pull Marge's pony. Then we fly to Italy to reunite the Guidice girls with their father and end a 20 year marriage. 3. In Summer House, Carl continues to be a f*ckboi and Amanda won't eff her own fiancé. Come join the Crazy Town, population 2 with us... P.S. Can you be exclusive and NOT have labels?!

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The winner this week was the RHONY trailer. We can't wait to join the Hot Mess Express with Ramona, Lu back on the sauce, Tinsley moving to Chicago, Sonja being Sonja, and the new girl, Leah. Our top show this week is Summer House! Is this Carl and Lindsey storyline made up? Does Kyle want to murder Amanda? Is Put-Together Paige painting the perfect picture of Perry? Will Hannah and Luke have a summer romance? Meanwhile on the Jersey Shore, we got Tre to finally admit that Joe is a cheater and we are planning the wedding of Gia and Frankie Jr. Below Deck reunion was worth the watch, Capt. Lee protects his "daughter", Kate, and Ashton, Brian, and Kevin continue to be brus. We get to experience another LA PRIDE with DJ James Kennedy, the White Kayne, pumping the beats and sipping vodka sodas. We learn that Jax doesn't like blondes and Dayna fights in the SUR alley with Scheana. Come judge with us! 

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Show rankings for the week (via Summer Mary): 1) Summer House: do not snooze on this, you'll be "blasted" away with the drama. 2) RHONJ: I could watch Tre and the girls talk about Joe for 10 hours straight. Joe Gorga took it a little far this week telling Dr. Aydin to lay his wife more. 3) VPR: will this bachelor/bachlorette party ever end? I don't want to see the future for these adult children, that was stuff made for nightmares. 4) Below Deck: wrapped up with sand in the face and in people's butts. Come judge with us! 

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GOODBYE VICKI and TAMRA! Are we taking some credit for this "retirement?" Our 2020 resolution came true and Scheana SheShu Shay unblocked us! Miracles do happen, next thing you know we will be on her podcast! In New Jersey Jennifer and Dolores leave the trip early and Jackie opens up about her eating disorder and her family life. We kinda fell in love with her this week. We need more boys nights, I'll sip green apple martinis with Frank senior anytime. In Miami Jax Taylor was so "uncomfortable and awkward" with the strippers/living his last single days in paradise. We really saw why Beau was voted Hottest Man on Bravo 2019, that's because he sticks up for his woman. Are Kristen and Carter gonna last? Come judge with us!

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