Two Judgey Girls

The podcast is back this week! While Mary from the Bay frolics where the VPR kids once peed in Mexico, Courtney from LA has a multitude of guests. We were able to CATCH Mary for a few minutes to discuss Lu's upcoming cabaret show and her detective skills in Mexico tracking down the locations of VPR. We have the ICONIC DANNY PELLEGRINO as our first podcast guest, dissecting the premiere of RHONY as well as VPR. If you're not following him on Instagram, do it now and check out his podcast too, Everything Iconic! @dannypellegrino To wrap up the rest of the episodes this week, we have Courtney's roommate, Tiffy from LA. After a glass of two or wine, we teach her people's names and get her input on Beverly Hills, the finale of Summer House and the premiere of Southern Charm. Thanks for all of you who have stuck with us, and we hope you enjoy this extra long podcast! Come judge with us!

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Are you playing our MARCH MADNESS brackets? You all voted the Hottest Male Bravolebrity to be Mr. Kyle Richards aka Mauricio from The Agency. Check out our insta stories to vote for the next bracket: which housewife you'd like to return to their franchise. In VPR, we finally travel to Mexico and watch Jax make up a fake job in Tampa and "break up the band." Over at Summer House, Kyle shows his true colors after taking too many swigs of rosé and told Amanda, "Summer is supposed to be FUN!" Meanwhile in Beverly Hills, Lois, Rinna's momma, was the allstar as Erika Jayne remained a Regina George. A clairvoyant stops by to tell the women they are hanging with Marilyn Monroe and LVP's Pink Dog. Bring your fanny packs and judge with us.

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What's an episode of VPR without being a Hooters? BRATney continues to reward Jax for his bad behavior by spoiling him for his birthday. Meanwhile, Billie Lee and Jeremy go on a date. But not before the Witches of Weho warn her that he is "creepy" and "predatory." Does anyone care about Ariana's va-jay-jay? In the Hamptons Hubbs exploded just like the tea in the pool, Kyle pees into a wine bottle and calls it Peenot Gris. Do you think Ramona would drink it? Over at Beverly Beach 90210, Teddi Bear stands up to Dorit and Erika. Erika caught a case of "pretend amnesia" and wasn't going to let her F*ck with her. Come judge with us and let Mary tell you about meeting Madison Marie Parks Valleta's Dad!

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SORRY FOR THE SOUND! Mary is heading to meet 7-minute Rob at his launch party for his new show "This is SF" tonight! We can't wait for the stories and photos to come. We break down all things VPR in Vegas, Scheana's horrible podcast, why Dorit has the hots for Lisa and that Camille needs her diamond back. Summer House is the same old, same old. But really... MARY IS GOING TO HANG OUT WITH ROB! Come judge with us!

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The season 10 RHONY trailer came out today and it is iconic: Lu the convict, Dorinda the drunk, Bethany and Carol break up. And Sonja and Ramona are still fighting over rooms we assume. Jax saw his life flash before his eyes...luckily he didn't have to have heart to heart. Scheana continues to obsess over Rob and their unborn baby, Madison Marie Parks Valleta. Carl totally redeemed himself this week with his mom in town and the Wirkus Circus came along for the ride. Is Stephen the new villain outing Carl? Meanwhile RHOBH gets a crossover with Bethenny. Whose side are you on: Kyle, Dorit, or LVP? Come judge with us.

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VPR heads to Big Bear to see that a real man can hang a TV in 7 minutes. "It's all happening." Courtney got conned by Carl this week via DM. She knows exactly what Lauren is going through. We are team Kyle as LVP puts her loyalties with Doritos. We also can confirm DoriTOES does not have 6 toes. Sad day for us but come and judge!

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Queen Ariana vs Murder She Wrote Stassi in a battle of the birthdays. Stassi stills sings "it’s my birthday and I’ll cry if I want to, or drink too much tequila and take too much adderall". Why doesn’t my bf like me? The Carl Addiction is strong in the Hamptons. He even said I love you, right before he put it in...does that make it count? Kyle continues his drinking bender and we wonder if he was an eating disorder? Doritos continues to stir the pot and puts Kyle vs Erika all because she slept in a hotel, because she had her period. The BH ladies head to NYC for fashion week and DoriTOES continues to put her foot in her mouth...pun intended. Won’t you judge with us?

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Kyle stands up this week to LVP and Doritos: did the ladies really plot against her? LVP needs to stick to Vanderpump Rules. Speaking of, Chamomile Katie was fat shamed this week by Kevin Lee Shi Shi...will this hurt his business? Jax was late to bartend so he got wasted with Bert, Brandon, and Billy. Kristen continues to want to destroy his life...Just like Carl is doing to Lauren Wirkus. She is officially under his spell. Won’t you judge with us?

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In VPR, Tom finally found his balls and stuck up for his Bubba! He called Scheana a boot leg Kardashian with no personality, and told her all she cares about is her-selfie. In the Hamptons, Lauren loses her shit over Carl and pies him in the face, and proceeds to lick it off and make out. Erika Jayne is DoriTOES' stage mom, who gives us a FEVER with Boy George at Peeeekkkayyyys 50th birthday! Meanwhile Teddi gets called psycho and Dorit can't let go of #glassgate. Won't you judge with us?

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It’s ALL about the pasta this week...aka code for coke. Listen to us HAMM it up about our weekend together at The Sundance Film Festival. Breaking News: DoriTOES has 6 toes. Are Erika Jayne and Mr. Girardi on the rocks? Scheana lost her smile this week, good thing we made a missing sign. Summer House premiered with a new hottie Amit and Carl got compared to Mexican food. And finally, we are excited that we can officially say goodbye to Soggy forever!

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