Two Judgey Girls

This week we said goodbye to Bobby Zarin. Did Jill really film at the funeral? Tom Sandoval won Mary over with his trumpet abilities and we got to see the White Kayne in action at See You Next Tuesday. Meanwhile, Brittany is still putting up with Jax and playing recordings to prove he is a sociopath/asshole yet still wants to stay with him. Dorit was late to a very important date with Teddi... so she left. Soggy and Marg continue to battle it out over foyers. Won’t you judge with us?

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MVP goes to the Vanderpump Rules cast. We've got Lala being thankful for her hands for handjobs and kitty kat for taking that D like a champ. Scheana is still trying to convince us and herself that Rob likes her. But we all know Sandoval likes him the most #robsessed. We believe Teresa is on the out with Joe (and potentially so is America...) and Soggy Flicker is out of the show. We are almost positive Soggy went to CVS to get the sling and boot. Rinna pushes her offspring to be the next Hadid's and Doritos calls Camille a stupid C-U-N-Tuesday. Won’t you judge with us?

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New year, same ole Judgey Girls. Join 'The Jury Speaks' on Facebook to interact more with people that are saying what you are thinking. This week we discuss Lu in rehab, Tom kissing Lala’s friends, Jax continuing to be a sociopath while the girls eat Taco Bell, Soggy saying Daddy, the girls leaving Relationshep on their own, and Dorit continuing to bash Rinna. Come judge with us!Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1719120298153641

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The people have spoken and YOU ARE THE JURY! Sadly, This is our last pod of 2017. We talk about the highlights of this year including: it’s about Tom, Bunny Gate, and sucking D at the Round Up. Hear our amazing Doritos accent and Beverly Hills taglines. We also discuss Jax being a disgusting pig and Brittany having hate sex with him. Shep continues to be a slob in Charleston and Soggy just needs to go. Thank you all for a fabulous year! Happy Holidays, and for the last time of 2017, come judge with us!

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WARNING: Major ADD this episode. Polls results are in for the best housewife. We revisit the most anticipated fashion show of the year, Kim D’s POSCHE standing for Piece of Shit Cokehead Homewrecker Everyday. Meanwhile in the South, Courtney thinks she is the best match for RelationSHEP. VPR premiere brings it. Poor Brittany gets called out by Jax and her Postmates habits then he cheats on her with Faith. We don’t know what’s worse? Come judge with us!

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This week we question if Vicki, Tamra, and Shannon put their differences aside...maybe for the cameras. Kim Z returns to Atlanta and Kenya asks if she had reassignment surgery. Theresa throws another glass of red wine in New Jersey after the claims she has rekindled an old flame...haven’t Juicy Joe and her been together since middle school? Plus Courtney and Mary are still single even though their parents pimp them out at bars. Come judge with us!

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Courtney met Meghan King Edmonds in real life. Delores accused Danielle of taking drugs but we think Soggy Slicker is on them. And the Academy Award for Best Actress in a Drama goes to Margaret as #cakegatecontinues. Cynthia is officially a cougar and Porsha has a disease that makes her not go on long plane flights--it's called Being Cheapitis. Mark Deuber may or may not (but probably does) get his D sucked at The Round Up. The OC finale party was a dud and we don’t even know what The King Collection is. Come judge with us!

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Find out who listeners would rather sleep with: Mark Deuber or David Beador? Would you rather have Peggy or Meghan as a mom? All answers are revealed. Shannon and Soggy Flicker both went through hormone therapy this week...we doubt it worked. We fell more in love with Dolores and Marg this week (and Archie the dog!). Andy was impressed with Brandi not bringing sexual chocolate to the reunion show. Cam was thankful as well. And taglines are officially out in Hotlanta! Also, it's Summer Mary's birthday, and we can only imagine what will happen...

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Vicki finally got her long awaited casserole after returning back to the hotel from an Icelandic ER. Turns out it was “high blood pressure” aka an anxiety attack/dehydration/lack of sleep which we call a hangover. She’s a hair of the dog kind of girl and made up with Tamra over champs while Peggy is still in her room talking to Diko. In the Garden State, Soggy stopped taking her meds and continues to fly off the handle. She wants to get a sharp knife and put it in the Powerhouse with Pigtails. Speaking of wives with knives, in Dallas, Leanne says she is going to slit Brandi’s throat. Her engagement brunch didn’t go exactly as planned as half the party walked out, but we think she solidified another season all about her wedding. Come judge with us!

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Teresa's mom was looking down on us when we experienced a technical difficulty the first time we tried to record because we were #blessed with the new of Shannon and David FINALLY separating! We are so looking forward to single Shannon and Kelly out on the town, securing us AND them for another season. Sparkle Dog food killed it (probably literally) in Dallas. We beg Soggy to keep her cookies to herself and Danielle may or may not have been a scumbag in what she told Teresa. Thanks for judging with us and we are sorry for the delay... but it's well worth the wait!

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