Two Judgey Girls

This week we breakdown the final four contestants on The Bachelorette. Peter, we know you don't want to win. We think that Craig should eat cheese while Naomi goes down as we believe in the best of both worlds. The OG of the OC returns and she is going big! We have cringeworthy moment with Shannon and David over quinoa bowls and weight gain. Tamra and Lydia go to Bible Study. Bethany disinvites Ramona to Mexico but she is still going and Sonja has a lot to say about her nether regions. Mary is praying she gets prescribed diet pills and we are just praying she makes it safely to Colombia! Won't you judge with us?ALSO, Two Judgey Girls is going LIVE on Tuesday, July 25th, and we want you to join us! We’re doing live chats that you can be a part of, either on video or in the text chat, using this awesome new app called Smiletime. Download it in the app store: https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/smiletime-collaborate-livestream-chat-together/id941425252?mt=8Then subscribe to The Fantasy Suite, by clicking the heart inside the room, and don’t forget to allow notifications so that we can holler at you when the chat is starting! We can’t wait to hang with you guys.

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BONUS EPISODE: Keep up with Courtney & Mary for this exclusive breaking news story of Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna. This mini-sode talks all details of the instagram posts, temporary restraining orders, revenge porn and that you don't mess with Rob's robes!

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This week Dorinda got MVH (Most Valuable Housewife)! CLIP, CLIP, CLIP! She had the "shampoo effect" and channeled her inner Mob Wife, she also forgot her luggage to Vermont. We continue to loathe Bethenny and hearing about how her life is worse than everyone elses. Do you have sympathy for Tinsley? Mary was happy to see Kathryn and TRav rekindle their romance. Meanwhile Courtney continues to do dolphin inpersonations and we started a #BanLandon campaign. Lyle proposes to Catherine and was denied based on finances. The Bachelorette was a European Massacre. Rachel sent home 9 men and we think we know her final four: Eric, Bryan, Peter, and DeanieBaby! Listen to figure out what a BBHJ is...Also, do you like our new theme song? Come judge with us! And don't forget to leave your five star review!

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This week we watch Carole and Dorinda go to the Women's March. Courtney and Mary reveal what they did that day...it was a little different. We discuss Ramona and her face lift, we mean edgy ponytail. We have mastered Landon's dolphin sex voice, definitely take a listen. Ashley forgets her pants again, but never forgets her lingerie. Mary learns the meeting of coitus thanks to The Bachelorette spelling bee and the game "I want to eat your butt." Write us a review, like us on Facebook, and follow us on Instagram! Oh, and come judge with us!

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Mary & Courtney discuss the closure of Bachelor in Paradise. Luann got 5 minutes of fame to show off her Palm Beach wedding (plus Mary & Luann own the same robe!), while the other cougars are out to play. Sonja lets Frenchie out of his cage but into her house and Tinsley brings her 23 year old boy toy. Courtney was literally brought to tears by Kathryn, Kensie, and Thomas. And we continue to wonder about Ashley and her high wasted bathing suits while still trying to figure out the correct pronunciation of Louis. Also, we discover Chef Adam is a sociopath, but Mary would NOT kill him in a game of FMK. Come judge with us...

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Courtney & Mary have a jam-packed episode for you! We question Ramona, her sanity, and whisper-wine-breath apologies. Bethanny wants the sympathy card and tells everyone why she has the worst life, but does she really? In Charleston, Landon and Thomas question if they are soulmates...we question if they reproduce with each other and their babies' brain cells. We confirm Ashley does work for Delta and that Catherine cheats on Lyle all at one dinner party. Rachael Lindsay has won over our hearts and DeMario finds out that karma is a bitch. And who's a good boy? Copper's a good boy!

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This episode is Bravo-centric, featuring Mary's trip to visiting Courtney in LA, and boy did we make it nice! With a trip to Pump, Sur, and visiting Daddy aka God aka Andy Cohen at WWHL, we lived a lifetime in less than 48 hours. We also break down if the South is still Charming, if the Indian dinner was culturally appropriate, if Nelson is a waspy heterosexual and the beginnings of the Berzerkshires. Come judge with us or just judge us, whichever you feel is better!

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BONUS EPISODE! This is an exclusive episode to recap the most "controversial" season of the bachelorette. Will the "skeptic" Rachel Lindsay find love? Yes, Chris Harrison already told us. Meet the men: The tickle monster, Waboom, firemen, lawyers, the usual personal trainers, and chiropractors. Courtney and Mary dish on all the men and their predictions.

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This week sure is busy! The Bachelorette is upon us and we hope we don't meet the Tickle Monster... Kourtney says we are NEVER EVER getting back together to poor Lord Disick. Bobby is turned on by girls who have poopy pants. Sonja, Ramona, and Tinsley continue to prey on the same men while sipping Tito's and soda with 3 limes. Shep is back on the bourbon and the rest of the SC cast joins in. Also, look for us on WWHL on Monday night! (No, we still haven't been called to be bartenders, but we will be in the audience!)

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We have so many questions this week: Who's Chelsea? Would you marry without a prenup? Why have we not heard ANYTHING about The Bachelorette? Is Bobby on steroids? Is Nelson gay? Was Princess Diana a hussy? Is Tinsley to blame for Sonja falling off the wagon? Is Ramona's invitation in the mail?! Have you ever driven past a guy's house that you like just to make sure he's home? All this and more on this week's episode of Two Judgey Girls. Come judge with us!

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