Two Judgey Girls

Guys, we are so sorry for the delay--we are like Lisa Rinna and blaming something else, which is the storm in LA. We travel to Bimini to spend some time with the new Bachelorette, #progress! Our VIP, Kyle Cooke, turns 34, and we THRIVED when Katie Maloney got hit in the head with mardi gras beads. Did we mention that this marriage is doomed?!

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Joe Simpson's appearance on Vanderpump Rules has Mary & Courtney reminiscing about the good ole days. Mary tries to defend Lisa Rinna, but she just needs to OWN IT! Is anybody making it through The Bachelor without falling asleep? And do we have to say much more than... KYLE COOKE!

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Do we love James Kennedy? You bet we do! Mary & Courtney are back discussing how boring The Bachelor is, debating whether or not Courtney and Nick share a lisp, laughing at how thirsty these side players are for James, loving how amazing Kyle Cooke remains to be, and hating on why Eden is THE WORST! Also, we went on location to The Flag and avoided Sea Org members. WHAT A WEEK!

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Mary & Courtney take a page from Erika Jayne and have zero f*@ks to give this week as they discuss Corinne and The Bachelor, Team Rinna v Team Vanderpump, why Jax would ever agree to a roast, and why Kyle is the perfect piece of a Bravo-sliced pie. And guys, lets get #freetom trending please. We're worried about him!

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EVERYBOOOOOODY, Courtney and Mary are back this week talking about The Bachelor (:40), Vanderpump Rules (17:40), Summer House (23:38) and a bit of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (28:57). Oh, and did you know that Mary loves former fatties? Enjoy!

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Mary and Courtney are back! This week we discuss all the madness of the Golden Globes (2:05), the dalliances on The Bachelor (9:02), and the beautiful disaster that is Vanderpump Rules & Summer House (20:45). Thanks for judging with us!

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Courtney and Mary embark on the latest and "most controversial" season of The Bachelor.

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