Failing to heed their own best advice, the boys bring dolls into the sanctity of their homes and play with them. But these aren’t just any dolls: They’re the short-lived but presumably beloved 1991 line of Remco Baby-Sitters Club Dolls, complete with fun accessories like “a hot dog” and terrifying, mutated “halfling” versions of themselves.

Music credits:

“Virtual Insanity,” by Jamiroquai

Thanks as always to original Baby Boy Scott Lamb for the intro music, and to actual baby, Cyril, for the outro music.

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