Two Nosy Meerkats

New Jersey’s greatest comedian Akshay Sampath joins the meerkats this week to talk creativity, music, comedic influences, dementia, and so so so much more. A new mother writes in with a HIGHLY targeted request and a high schooler begs her ex to stop writing fan fiction about her friend group.

Follow Akshay on Instagram @akshaypsa and on Twitter also @akshaypsa

Check out the podcast on Instagram: @twonosymeerkats

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Follow Lukas @lukastarnold everywhere

Follow Gabby @hipsoccermom on Instagram and TikTok and @hip_soccer_mom on Twitter

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If you've got a story/interesting phobia/habit/neurosis etc. that you'd like discussed on the show, please submit it here! - https://linktr.ee/meerkats

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The meerkats are BACK for another season and so is their returning guest, Sheria! Fibroids, white South Africans, karaoke, f*ckboy defenders, bisexuals….oh my. Listeners bring in some questionable theories on dinosaurs and Sheria and Gabby cry while Lukas looks on sympathetically. It’s great to be here, the meerkats have missed you!

Follow Sheria on Instagram @sheriamattiscomedy and on Twitter @sheriadidthat

Check out the podcast on Instagram: @twonosymeerkats

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Follow Lukas @lukastarnold everywhere

Follow Gabby @hipsoccermom on Instagram and TikTok and @hip_soccer_mom on Twitter

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If you've got a story/interesting phobia/habit/neurosis etc. that you'd like discussed on the show, please submit it here! - https://linktr.ee/meerkats

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The meerkats team up in a crossover dream episode with the creators of Worthless Clowns pod (coming soon to all platforms). Brittany and Ali dive into big necks, Irish pride, grief-clogging the toilet and so much more. Listeners get deep and these two gals judge them hard (with love). This was basically our Christmas episode — see you all in the new year with some BIG NEWS! 

Follow Brittany on IG at @brittonuscardwell , Ali at @itsalioneal , and their podcast at @worthlessclowns

TikTok: @lukastarnold 

Instagram: @twonosymeerkats @lukastarnold @hipsoccermom

Twitter: @twonosymeerkats @lukastarnold

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CW: this episode contains a lot of very adult themes, including sexual violence, drug addiction, and mental health. Discretion advised — we love you all!

She’s back from the Zoom days!!! Comedian and love of our lives Espi joins the meerkats to open up about everything and everything — Requiem for a Dream, childhood obsession with fight club, making terrible first impressions, and so much more. Listeners dish on an ice cream shop scandal, mental health, and a new kind of fruit extract for Lukas to try. 

Follow Espi on IG at @espirivadeneira

TikTok: @lukastarnold 

Instagram: @twonosymeerkats @lukastarnold @hipsoccermom

Twitter: @twonosymeerkats @lukastarnold

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The meerkats bring on the S of SnD podcast, the man bringing back prank calls — Sean O’Connor! Sean divulges on writing a Hallmark movie, how no one in the year of our lord 2022 expects a prank call anymore, and details the west side story drama of windsurfing vs sailing. Listeners bring in conversations around olives, pickles, tattoos, and of course, furries, while self-perception corner will show you all that Sean is actually NOT from California (he would never).

Follow Sean on IG at @localdingus

TikTok: @lukastarnold 

Instagram: @twonosymeerkats @lukastarnold @hipsoccermom

Twitter: @twonosymeerkats @lukastarnold

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CW: this episode contains mentions of suicide. 

The meerkats really dive into it with Ruth, going from a shared distaste for performing high school to an infamous fanfic starring her and the one and only Benedict Cumberbatch. Online school, copycat suicides, “holes,” falling in love with female friends, and more come up as Ruth reminisces on her life before killing it in the standup game today. Lukas, Gabby and Ruth help a closeted listener, plus one with an insane fear of shower water.

Follow Ruth on IG at @ruthallen7

TikTok: @lukastarnold 

Instagram: @twonosymeerkats @lukastarnold @hipsoccermom

Twitter: @twonosymeerkats @lukastarnold

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Well, here’s the episode you’ve been waiting for, even if you didn’t know it — Tessa Belle joins the meerkats today to talk about the Amish, kissing identical looking women, the joy of abundance, and so many more insane riffs that it’s hard to keep track. A listener wants their friend’s dead name, and self-perception corner reveals Gabby’s anti-blonde biases. Tessa is such a gem — you don’t want to miss this one.

Follow Tessa on IG at @tessabelllle

TikTok: @lukastarnold 

Instagram: @twonosymeerkats @lukastarnold @hipsoccermom

Twitter: @twonosymeerkats @lukastarnold

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The meerkats are joined by rising NYC comedian and LA hater, Molly Zalman. She takes us through her job surrounded by the hottest people, how to do the best impression of Gabby the world has ever seen, and each of the celebrities we find suspicious. Molly also graces our listeners with her takes on their pranks and on brita filters. You NEED to pay attention to this comedian - she's on the rise - you heard it here first.  WE WARNED YA

Follow Molly on IG at @molly_zalman

TikTok: @lukastarnold 

Instagram: @twonosymeerkats @lukastarnold @hipsoccermom

Twitter: @twonosymeerkats @lukastarnold

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The meerkats bring back one of their faves from the zoom days, the hilarious murderess Divya herself! Divya & her pals revisit their discussion on death itself as she recounts her spooky sorority days (unrelated). A listener leaves her boyfriend for his cousin, and another laments their lactose intolerant roommate. Also, RIP Aaron Carter. Man, time passes!!

Follow Divya on IG at @divya_undone

TikTok: @lukastarnold 

Instagram: @twonosymeerkats @lukastarnold @hipsoccermom

Twitter: @twonosymeerkats @lukastarnold

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Lukas and Gabby meet again and commiserate on Gabby’s newfound Karen-ism in the face of homophobia. A classic Lukas-Gabby convo, all they can remember from it is that they talked about queer straight icons. The rest is up to you to hear. Listeners submissions include an absolutely insane unvetted story about Main Menu music and a traumatic high school evacuation.

TikTok: @lukastarnold 

Instagram: @twonosymeerkats @lukastarnold @hipsoccermom

Twitter: @lukastarnold

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