Two Nosy Meerkats

Today the meerkats join forces with the incredibly brilliant writer of the show “Solo,” premiering at Soho Playhouse! Gabe Mollica brings us stories of getting caught red-handed in his college library, youthful forays into musical theatre, his current life as a college essay tutor, and the difficulty of making friends as an adult. Listeners remind us of the early GOTCHA in learning tomatoes are a fruit, ask for our spirit STDs; one viewer confesses a long-held secret.

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The meerkats are blessed today on a marginally shorter, but jam packed episode by the wonderful Sam Morrison. Try to keep track of everyone as we go from ultimate fantasies: Nathan Lane in the Producers and Bo Burnham circa 2009, to coke or Pepsi (the game everyone simply MUST know), to edging Lukas by spilling water on the couch. Hold onto your seats, we also give childless advice to a mom with two kids under three. Nothing about this episode is right (but honestly, good)

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The meerkats are joined today by Friend Island UK’s (NOT love island) very own Alex Murdoch! Diving into Netflix’s Kissing Booth trilogy, the dark underbelly of open mic logistics, eating disorder recovery and more was a joy and delight. Listeners seek help on how and if to quit competitive soccer, a sexual awakening from Arthur (NOT THE AARDVARK), and getting close to a crush.

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One of New York city’s finest roast battlers, funniest comics, and sweetest fellas joins the meerkats this week! Dan, Lukas and Gabby get into everything from the philosophy of roasting to American Idol’s ill-fated “Vote for the Worst” campaign. Dan kills it on a new Rapid Fire opinion section, then agrees with (boy) listeners on bad boyfriends, theatre girl heartbreak, and Dwayne The Rock Johnson.

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Your meerkats could not be more PUMPED to bring on comic, writer, DOULA, and iconic Jewess Danielle Deluty. Wanna hear three people talk the nuances of growing up Jewish, the pros and cons of Shiva baby, the medicalization of birth, and the placenta complaints about being ignored? This is your episode. One listener brings an update about Emily from School (first spoken of on Josh Flitter’s episode) and asks for tips on rebelling against your parents without getting kicked out. Sick!

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Today the meerkats are joined by the fantastic comic and co-host of Friend Island UK Kevin Mulharin! Kevin, Lukas and Gabby nerd out on their favorite comics, relive Kevin’s days working the McDonald’s drive-through, and reminisce on the trope “all blonds are terrorists.” Listeners ask for recaps on Lea Michele lore and ask if it’s okay to be a bouncer forever (spoiler alert: it’s not only okay, it’s sick as hell). The meerkats have missed you guys — more episodes coming soon!

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The meerkats are back with news from Lukas’s summer in Edinburgh - AND MORE FROM SCOTLAND IN REAL TIME. Captured is a live reaction of the queen’s passing, and an even quicker descent to tastelessness regarding the royal family. Mama and papa meerkat couldn’t have asked for a better moment to record. They also help a listener broach the subject of polyamory to their spouse, and another listener reminds us of how traumatic the first agent cody banks movie was. It’s good to be back :)

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Today the meerkats are joined by non other than ÀÇTÓR, improviser and king of Raya, Josh Flitter! Josh gives us amazing insight into his former life as a child actor, what it was like to be Ace Ventura Pet Detective Jr. (and dealing with the grown men yelling at him about it), and how to pump yourself up to take on any challenge you meet. Listeners bring in possibly the most horrifying listener submission yet, along with a fear of car doors. The meerkats loved this episode so much. Though they’ll be on hiatus for a bit, they love you very much too.

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Comic, producer and TCM Universe savant Sabrina joins the meerkats to talk about kicking back to the movie There Will Be Blood, dating British men, undiagnosed ADHD and much more. Listeners bring in everything from earnest coming out stories to a rating of Gabby’s morality, which leads all three “panelists” to discuss what morality even means. A fun one you don’t want to miss! 

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Featuring our good friend and wonderful comic Belton, this episode spans the gamut between sports and pop culture (actually, that’s pretty much it). Belton gives the meerkats a layman’s explanation of the human interest story playing out on the Brooklyn Nets. Gabby talks Lana Del Rey’s oldest controversy. All three figure out a new way to pay people (reel footage). Listeners discus everything from how to stop doomscrolling to the thrilling tale of how Ray J got his start. 

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