Two Nosy Meerkats

A local legend graces the Meerkats' podcast recording, the one and only Mia Faith Hammond. A 7 year veteran of the industry, she regales us with her first open mic experiences, preparing for 3 months before doing her first set, before doing a mic where *allegedly* both Louis CK and Michael Jordan both signed up (just so you know what kind of caliber comedian we bring on for you). We also discuss the cultural impact of 'Monk' and 'South Park' and you can vote right now on your phones which one we think has aged better with the times! (we have no voting system for you, but just tap randomly on your phones while you do your best). What a gem this episode is.

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The meerkats are accompanied by a guest you may have seen on Comedy Central, JFL, and running the high school tech theatre world in NC! Maddie Wiener talks starting comedy as a teenager, the horrors of seeing a serious movie in 4DX, and her sexual awakening for the Jonas Brothers. Lukas reveals his scientology audit rating and retells the story of his worst celebrity encounter, and Gabby shares seemingly all her worst takes. Listener submissions, which are definitely written by real people and not just Lukas and Gabby complimenting themselves,  include a unique riddle, Thanataphobia, and a possible breakup in waiting.

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The meerkats are back with a wonderful guest who they refuse to intro until midway into the episode! Comedian and Catholic school survivor Debankur brings tales of sister “Hosemary” from Catholic school, spills hot takes on “the slap heard ‘round the world,” and co-opts Gabby’s grandma’s catch phrase. Lukas and Gabby discuss Theranos (so much can be done with one drop of blood), and listeners bring phobias of fish and intrusive thoughts. Self perception corner confirms that Debankur is a menace.

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Gabby is back from the dead, and back in her seat after Tina “colonialized” it last week. The Meerkats recount how Gabby and her girlfriend enjoyed a carvel cake congratulating them on getting COVID, and answer a call from a scammer LIVE ON CAMERA. They defend honorary meerkat, Kim Kardashian, and dispel their own forbidden flavor combinations.A listener brings in their first foray into standup, and another decides whether to sow their wild oats or continue with their relationship. Plus, more 9/11 talk! What could be better?

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Your meerkats co-hosts, TINA and Lukas, bring you a podcast with a special guest, Gabby Jordan Brown! This episode features an in-depth interview with our Covid-addled guest, Gabby, wondering when she will ever start a podcast of her own. Diversions include Barbies falling out the window, Tina “just checking in,” and thoughts on the Jackass franchise. Listeners submissions devolve into these two lesbos roasting Lukas for his love for community theatre and for combining a listeners two worst fears, and self-perception corner puts our guest’s chaos under a microscope. A great episode and a reminder to not get the fourth wave of Covid! 

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The meerkats welcome back friend of the pod and one of two virgins we know, Maxim Allen! Your hosts touch upon their awful middle school voicemail messages, why Maxim swears by the green texts, reminisce on the horror of outdoor comedy, and the fierce divisions between furries, scalies, birdies and more. Listeners wonder how to tell a friend you like them but don’t love them, and whether it’s okay to find trees hot. Check out Maxim’s podcast “Don’t Quit Your Day Job” and please, for our sake, go out and see some live comedy. We love you!

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We're joined this week by Lee Lan. All is covered: Kim Kardashian's career arcs, Lee’s experience finding Indiana, nipple piercing woes, and the secret desire to just go full mormon and try soaking - you didn't hear it from us, if you're ever asked. We also hear from a listener's unreciprocated feelings for an aromatic friend, and someone with synesthesia tells us what our voices sound like! What gems you all are ❤️ we hope you enjoy this one :)

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This week the meerkats are joined by an absolute wealth of relatively useless information, the hilarious Michael Abber! A human anachronism, Michael immediately schools Lukas and Gabby on CBS news platforms, hanging out with old ladies at Broadway shows, and the harrowing reason he can no longer wear his favorite hemp pants! A listener gets a series of whirlwind tangents from the meerkats and co. on how to deal with transphobic parents and why NOT to send nudes to your cousins. This is an episode you absolutely cannot miss

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Mr. and Ms. Meerkats are joined this episode by an unbelievable and hilarious pro comic, Steven Rogers! Gabby can’t remember how age works, Steven brings us a brand new way to think about eyeballs, and Lukas spurs everyone to remember the first time they were rude. Listeners write in with woes of writer’s block and fear of ladders, and self-perception corner tackles Steven’s anxiety head on. This was such a cool episode and the meerkats cannot wait for you to hear it!

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The Meerkats bring on Lukas's worst nightmare - comedian and roaster who beat him in a battle last year, Carlos Nolla! Together they discuss the ways in which Carlos and Lukas sometimes have issues relating to other men, how Jesus probably was amazing at foreplay, and how uncool they all were in high school after discussing Euphoria. They also enjoy a listener's tale of scaring her nephew with El Cucuy and help another listener deal with a clingy partner. Classic Meerkats episode riding the line between silly and deep. What a fun one! Check it out :)

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