Two Nosy Meerkats

The meerkats bring back another iconic returner IRL: comic, producer, and Selling Sunset stan Shatha Yas! These crazy kids talk giving scarecrows their own charity and the “attentiveness” of ICE. Listeners dole out tales of fearing butterflies, homesickness and that one teacher who can’t do anything but simply will never get fired. We all know the one. This was a fun ep, don’t miss it! 

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The meerkats continue to bring back guests with returner Chris Shurr, a comedian and ravishing young lady who does NOT know what happens next when they ask you on the street if you’re Jewish. Gabby loves asexuals (really!) and Lukas educates everyone on Judah Macabee’s MLM. Listeners seek advice on being an eighth grade “baller” and gaining confidence, plus some unusual facts about meerkat anatomy, and Chris finally gets her own self-perception corner!

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You know it’s gonna be a great episode when the hosts and guests say “what is going on?” multiple times. Friend of the pod and notoriously married Aran Abilock Clemmons returns to discuss the naked people in the back of Lukas’s apartment, how Lukas is actually Anne Hathaway, and early fears about what the cops would do if they caught Aran watching p*rn. Listener submissions include 9/11 conspiracy theories and support from a Gen X listener, and Aran revisits his perceptions of us and himself! You don’t want to miss this one, it’s absolutely unhinged!

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Ho ho ho! Lukas and Gabby are joined for the holiest of days with a fan favorite, David Dobbins, and new fan favorite, Antoine Nessralla. Antoine fills the meerkats in on his recent apartment showing which triggered his memories of mafia movies. David Dobbins dishes the dirt on what it’s like living with Antoine. And the meerkats enjoy some chocolate babka while Antoine tells listeners to get a job and mow a lawn. We all wish you a very MEERry KATSmas

Follow Antoine at @all_twon and David at @they_took_our_dobbs

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Gabby and Lukas get serious: they clear the air on their stance on furries, as you've been waiting for. This is a more relaxed episode, no guest because of Omicron giving NYC a big fat hug (rest assured: the meerkats each tested twice before meeting to record. Stay safe.) They go into JK Rowling’s MERCH, Gabby's admiration for Basquiat, and Lukas's mischievous prank on a college professor. They also help a listener deal with omicron safety and another potentially come out to her family as PAN - all in a day's WOK! (get it??? Pan??? Wok??? WE’RE DOING OUR BEST. OKAY, FINE JUST ENJOY THE EPISODE)

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Gather 'round ye gen-z youths, because the meerkats are joined by Lululemon's best customer: Ryan O'Toole! He and the meerkats will regale you with harrowing tales of the EARLY DAYS OF FACEBOOK. What a time to be young, it was. When a notification meant something! They also get into whether Quiddich should have more CTE, memories of high school fist fights, and Ryan's introduction to comedy in Boston. A listener writes in with fear of vocalizing a crush, which elicits a warning from Ryan not to be like him and the meerkats! Such a wonderful time doing this episode :) enjoy!

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We’re not gonna lie. This episode of the pod is just Lukas and Gabby trying to keep up. If podcasting is formula 1, comedian April Clark is our Lewis Hamilton. Together she reunites with the friends made at the insurrection, helps educate Lukas on the many varieties of lesbians and Gabby in the definition of so-called bisexual lighting. We also hear the extraordinary story of a listener’s mom who hit a deer with her car into an overhead sign. Bad luck or talent! This was too much to cover in a blurb but it’s an episode you HAVE to hear. 

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From this moment forth, Two Nosy Meerkats is a Claire tribute podcast. BC = Before Claire, AD = Alexander Domain. For real, she’s one of our favorite comedians performing. She explains her admiration of the Kardashians, her advice for a “new direction” Lukas can take his TikTok in, joins Gabby in bragging to Lukas about her “alive dad,” and for some reason brings up all of our woes as theatre children. Woof. But she gives some great advice to a listener on finding the courage to confess their feelings to a recently single gal. Fun fact: this episode was Stephen Sondheim’s final wish. (for real though, RIP Stephen)

Follow Claire on all socials at @clairebearpears

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The meerkats are joined in this episode by the Florida man of the internet, Ben Brainard! Ben and Lukas were on the road doing shows all week before recording this episode, and Lukas smoked him in a music knowledge contest on the drive to NYC, jsyk. They discuss his childhood in Daytona Beach, his experience as the prankster of the army reserves, and Lukas and Gabby nearly join the army just for the massive amount of pockets you get on your uniform. They help a listener deal with vocalizing their feelings even if it's at the expense of some friendships. I'm getting emotional just typing this. You don't want to miss this one!

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The Meerkats are joined by the cohost of Fun Gutter Comedy Show, the great, the powerful, the 23 years young comedian: Sasha Von D. They cover the effectiveness of adult diapers, the transition every young man inevitably makes from regular milk to chocolate milk, and Gabby’s calling to become the doula of the comedy scene. Sasha also helps a younger listener realize both that they should be kinder to themselves, but also that they are terrible. Mixed messaging! This episode has it all!

Follow Sasha at @sashavond on IG

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