Two Nosy Meerkats

The meerkats are joined by Gabby’s rival open mic/show host, co-producer of Jerry Seinfeld Presents in NYC - Meredith Dietz! We start off strong with a wild take that a certain catastrophe in Europe in the 1940s was bad. I know. Wild. We continue to wrongly guess Meredith’s dating history, reflect on her education in a boarding school, and take another controversial stance to NOT drink and drive. Meredith helps us end strong with a deep dive interrogation on the experience of having a penis. Super wholesome. Super funny. What more can you ask for, I ASK YOU

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Recorded right before Gabby went to her European Rumspringa, this episode dives into fundraising efforts, teaching Lukas what a hazard light was, hot takes on if deciding if celebrity partners look like their siblings,, listeners having spontaneous sexual awakenings watching girls eat cake … truly the full emotional gamut. A solo ep for the ages!

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Your very Jewish meerkats welcome the hilariously traumatized Catholic Syd King! Syd recounts her attempt to get a purity ring as a kid, the OTJHJ, and her obvious parallels with Jerry Seinfeld. Digressions include Twilight, wrestling, baseball (as usual) and the quadratic formula. Listeners get advice on a VERY tasteless instructional video and what to do about some bad-luck crushes.

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Mama and papa meerkat are disappointed to say that no one, not them, not their special guest - comedian Brittany Cardwell - will ever be as funny as Brittany’s dad. They spend the majority of the pod wishing they could be flies on the wall of the Cardwell home. Brittany shares the genius sketches she made with friends, the shame of the sawdust getting brought out at school, and how she began standup while living in New Zealand before ultimately making the move back stateside. They're also proud to know that fans of the podcast like to get *intimate* with them on in the background. Have a great week meerkats :)

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Your neighborhood meerkat husband and wife hang out this week with Benny Feldman! Benny briefs us on his latest YouTube holes, his family history, undersea creatures and his friends’ many unusual crimes. This episode brings up many philosophical quandaries: are some puns great? Should bowser become a leather daddy? Listeners bring stories of feet kinks and stage fright (not in that order!) and self perception corner gets real deep.

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The meerkats are back with "their friend" and "comedian" Tina Sieben to recap all things to do with Netflix's "Selling Sunset." Is Christine truly a villain? And what of her backstory revealed on Call her Daddy? Was Chrishell's relationship legit? Are the dogs on the show secret agents from the deep state. We cover everything without EVER getting sidetracked. We also make some time to help a listener decide if a post-coital dapping up is appropriate and how much bodily function take is too much for a situationship.

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The meerkats get down and dirty with the almost upsettingly funny Jamie!! Gabby finishes recapping her class trip to Margaritaville, Jamie recalls his unusual college roommate situation, and Lukas considers what the internet is doing to his brain. Niche mutual friends, struggles with sobriety, “normal guy stuff” — this ep has it all. Listeners bring stories of theatre department sex couches and romantic gestures featuring beans.

Follow Jamie at @jamiewolfcomedy everywhere

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The meerkats are joined by their tallest guest to date - comedian, writer, skater extraordinaire, John Hedrick. John reveals his love for the tooth fairy, explains how a hypotherapist helped him deal with performance anxiety, made us some wonderful Moscow mules and shared his introduction to standup. The three discuss the beauty of spontaneous sets you don’t have the opportunity to overthink, and Gabby finally gets to talk sports with someone as John gives us the inside baseball on skating dynamics. A listener deals with burnout and another leaves a crappy employee to their own devices for a few weeks.

Follow John at @john__hedrick on all socials!

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Lukas and Gabby meerkat are joined by the wonderful and hilarious Clara, who totally does NOT give off Yale vibes! Clara recalls coming out to their family via theatrical play (a thing Gabby seemed to forget existed) remembers the harrowing two weeks on Twitter when everything was cake, remarks on the peculiar alternate universe of “improv people” and much more. Gabby takes an attachment style quiz, Lukas continues going deeper into the Selling Sunset universe, and Clara steal’s Lukas’s coveted couch spot. Listeners opine on the one thing no one should do while vaping and cause a raucous discussion on Buzz Lightyear.

Follow Clara at @claraolshansky on all socials!

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The meerkats get together over charcuterie with neurotic New Orleans king Sam Schaefer! These three hooligans dive into southern sports culture, toxic high school relationships, bad mental health episodes and of course, the various insults strangers love to hurl at Sam. Listener submissions bring out a 3 years late discussion of the Joker and a referendum on modern art, and self-perception corner gets real sappy. This one’s deep and funny and all the things, don’t miss it!

Follow Sam on IG at @sam__schaefer

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