Two Nosy Meerkats

Comedian and friend of the pod Divya joins the meerkats in a conversation that quickly devolves into which cheese would make the best bed spread, and into whether George Orwell produced or wrote for Britney Spears. Divya dishes an early work horror story, Gabby details an early obsession with Quiznos and Lukas submits a Raya profile, live. Listeners divulge a fear of pooping their pants and a harrowing story of some maybe-stalking that they were maybe-involved-in.

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We’ve made it and no one died!! The meerkats finally learn who Marjorie Taylor Greene is, and Lukas gives us his pitch, made famous on Tik Tok, for locking Trump alone in a room and giving him a bop it. The first ever live drinking game between the hosts occurs on the pod with shots of tequila and Skrewball underscoring Would You Rather. One listener *close* to Gabby exposes her fear of having her belly button touched, and the meerkats help a friend of the pod through a confrontation at the gym.

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This week, comedian and burgeoning stonk expert Bo Ballew talks to the meerkats about the wild events of January 2021 so far. Lukas gushes over the UK royal family, Gabby pees mid-recording, and Bo circles back on the current life of Rachel Dolezal. Listeners bring Bo, Lukas, and Gabby stories of too many dogs in one house, lucid dreams, and fears around squirting.

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The meerkats welcome comedian extraordinaire Espi Rivadeneira to the pod! Lukas fangirls over Espi’s hilarious material, and Gabby bonds with her over their shared method of writing — talking out loud, going so far as to have fake phone conversations on the street as a way to sneakily rehearse. They discuss Espi's time as a teacher, sobriety, COVID recovery, and bringing humor to dark sh*t. Today’s listeners write in with one mind, specifically about terrible English teachers.

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This week, the meerkats help comedian friend of the pod, Zach Khandakji, conceive a hot new dating app even Shark Tank couldn’t refuse — “Terrible for You,” marketed to people who go for only the worst in potential lovers. Gabby, Lukas, and Zach cover “Bean Dad,” Hilaria Baldwin, and the raid on the Capitol. A brief room tour reveals that at home, Zach’s bedroom doubles as his dad’s office, and one of Zach’s dreams brings out a new form of social...domination.

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As the meerkats waited for their guest, the comedian and Twitter sensation Kristopher Thomas, to arise from his slumber, Gabby reveals her straight-girl behaviors, and Lukas meets the inventor of headphones. Kristopher talks transitioning in quarantine, meeting his super hot girlfriend online, and the “at capacity” copypasta. Another comedian friend writes in about a man who wants to cut off a key part of himself for social clout, and Kristopher ends us off on a very insightful Self-Perception Corner.

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The meerkats go solo this week while Lukas hangs out with Big Ben in London. They discuss high school (AGAIN, because it never leaves you!), fears of personal intrusion, and means, medians and modes. A listener navigates the strange land of Tik Tok thirst traps, while another struggles with whether to send a notes app confession. 

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Delightful as ever is the Meerkats' friend and adorable guest, Matt Albino! Matt, Gabby’s husband of 18 years (it’s true, don’t fact-check it) brings us into his childhood watching the 1994 classic Baby’s Day Out. He regales Lukas and Gabby with a wild tale of his first experience trying comedy, populated by only the host and a Borat impersonator. The first “Legal Gossip” segment comes to the pod, a listener wants to play Minecraft without the incels, and Lukas & Gabby question the perceptions of Self-Perception Corner.  

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At long last, the meerkats welcome long-time friends and comedians Lee Lan and Maxim Allen, who coincidentally happen to be the first heterosexual guests EVER to grace the pod! The gang agonizes over the tragic lack of Ru Paul and Drag Race's flair on “Love Is Blind.” Lee runs us through her various revenge plots, and Maxim describes winning an infamous college competition. All agree that frat bros should engage in a new form of hazing...New York open mics.

One listener is stuck in an unexpected love triangle between an unassuming man and an allegedly toxic woman. Another used a fantasy of a killer roaming their home in order to get to sleep. Have a listen!

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