Two Nosy Meerkats

What a blast the meerkats had getting accidentally red-pilled with dear friend Aran Abilock Clemmons! Aran divulges on a childhood of getting called “mature for his age” (gay!), helping Lukas realize just how many adults thought he was gay as a child, too.  Conspiracies abound as Lukas recounts lies from his anti-vaxxer dad, Gabby shows her true colors on women in the workplace, and Aran tells us how HE wouldve dealt with the Nazis. This week our listeners fear the sky and cereal, and one lady is mistakenly called a stinky little baby in a public bathroom.

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The meerkats return and bring fellow comedian, Dan Frank, into the fold. Priding themselves on the educational nature of the pod, you will learn how to woo Dan, how “romantic” dreams tend to be with people who antagonize us, the benefits of sanitation work, the joy of one-upping bad teachers. Dan also helps the meerkats make sense of a story of broken communication between friends, and everyone enjoys a moment of zen as Jane Austen characters debate the necessity of umbrellas!

Follow Dan - @notannefrankk

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Just one day before the election was called, Lukas and Gabby try to do a “serious episode” about their loved ones’ personal brushes with COVID and end up mostly talking about Tiffany Trump’s butthole instead - as your meerkats would! Diversions also include #savebarron, vivid political dreams, and celebrities Lukas and Gabby are going to outlive. New audience submission form up next week — in the meantime, please celebrate Trump’s loss safely and masked up!

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Comedian/actress/writer/self-proclaimed 75 year old woman Sheria Mattis joins Mom and Pop Meerkat this week! We knew you wanted three very silly comedians to discuss QAnon, early 2000s lesbian culture, MySpace mishaps, cults, and Black female representation in media in the same hour, and this episode has it all. Lukas wants to be pregnant (obviously true) and Gabby thinks she’s rich because she owns a cool chair. They plan a dream rom-com starring Sheria and Young M.A., and Sheria helps the Meerkats answer listener submissions on how to swipe on Tinder with confidence, explore their fears of driving, plus kick off their newest segment on self-perception!

Follow Sheria! - @sheriamattiscomedy @sheriadidthat @loudbitchcomedy

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Please welcome the multitalented Zubi Ahmed to the podcast! Zubi is a comedian, filmmaker, and co-host of the show "Kutti Gang", which features women and LGBTQ+ comedians in the South Asian community. Together, she and the Meerkats reminisce on growing up in New York City, from sleepover culture to warnings of gangs interrupting middle school parties. Zubi also tells Gabby and Lukas the consequences of taking Disney films far too literally. They also help listeners deal with crushes, breakups, and workplace gossip!

Follow Zubi! - @damnzoob, @kuttigang

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Please welcome to the pod our beautiful, handsome skincare expert and yes, also comedian, Alex Kim! Alex, Gabby, and Lukas share their trials and tribulations of trying to make it in NYC comedy while performing at and hosting open mics. Alex takes us through his coming out story, pet peeves, and church retreat debates over the existence of gay giraffes. Gabby brings us back to her Birthright days and Lukas reads off an audience’s nightmare starring him. Our audience writes in (starting at 55:55) with a summer camp legend gone wrong, a fear of flirting, and a threesome for the ages!

Follow Alex Kim! - ig: @alexkimedian

TikTok: @lukastarnold @hipsoccermom

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The meerkats are thrilled to have their friend Chris Shurr join this week! Chris, belle of the ball, is a fantastic comedian who can be seen all around New York and Connecticut. Lukas, Gabby, and Chris discuss how performing both pre- and post-transition has changed Chris's comedy, everyone's worst bombs in standup, and grappling with writer's block. And just in case you were nervous, Dr. Meerkats and Chris also cover farts, balloons, and world records all as they relate to orgasms. A listener regales everyone with their fear of airplane bathrooms.

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Gabby and Lukas reveal the strangest porn they’ve ever seen, engage in sibling vs only child discourse, and discuss the merits and detriments of Valentine’s Day. They deep dive into one listener’s essay on how a PDA-ridden relationship nearly tore apart a close group of friends, and give you their thoughts on what’s in a name (hint: a lot).

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Gabby and Lukas learn more about each other's early crushes, sex education experiences, bad dates and more! We also hear about a listener's fear of semen, another's apartment romance drama between roommates, and a narrowly avoided incestuous marriage.

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The pod kicks off! Gabby draws the line for romance at glass butts. Lukas had a football-related dream featuring Pete Buttigieg. They get into their audience's fears of love, neighbors, mice, and the FRENCH.

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