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  • Weirdest News Stories You Won't Believe! | No Snobs or Knobs Ep 882

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    This week on No Snobs or Knobs,  Ep 882, we tackle the headlines everyone else is too scared (or too boring) to touch. From an AI that’s literally getting “holy” to a Turkish lawsuit over a “fat” comment, we’re all over the wild stuff. A passenger sets off airport security with an—uh—personal massager, a strange French “hex” case heads to court, a classroom fiasco forces a school closure after a teacher’s unfortunate… emissions, and the latest in techno-absurdity: robo-chicken cockfighting. Recorded Monday, streaming Wednesday morning—it’s the news you didn’t know you needed, delivered with no snobs and no nonsense.

    #NoSnobsOrKnobs   #WeirdNews #BizarreNews #ComedyNews #Satire #CurrentEvents #WTFNews #AltNews #PopCulture #MediaFails #SpicyTakes #LiveShow #WeeklyRecap

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    34 min
  • Smoke Like a Gentleman: Jean-Marie’s Old-School Cigar Playbook | Habanos Saturday Ep 883

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    Jean-Marie drops into Habanos Saturday  Ep 883 ,to teach us how to smoke like a proper gentleman—no gimmicks, just old-school craft from cut to ash. We dig into etiquette, tasting order, retro-haling without looking like a rookie, and how collectors think about storage, age, and value. Our scheduled guest couldn’t make it, so Jean-Marie goes deep with practical pointers to level up your lounge game and your palate. Join us live every Saturday morning on YouTube/Instagram; replay and podcast later the same day. Light up, learn a few classy moves, and have some laughs with the crew.
    Not your grandfather’s cigar show — but he’d probably still love it.

    #HabanosSaturday #HabanosCigarsDinnerDrinksShow #HabanosHistory #NotYourGrandfathersCigarShow #ThatSoPleaseRememberThatWhenWeDoCigarStuff #CigarAficionado #CigarEtiquette #CigarCollectors #CubanCigars #HumidorTips #RetroHale #CigarCommunity #LiveShow #CigarPodcast #TwoOldFartsMakingNoises #cigars 


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    1 hr 21 min
  • Did ChatGPT Help Catch a Criminal? and Bishop Scandal: 17 Girlfriends | No Snobs or Knobs Ep 880

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    This week on No Snobs or Knobs  Ep 880, we round up the planet’s strangest headlines and treat them with the respect they deserve (aka none). Dive into: an 1895 Victorian “loo” turned boutique hotel in Oxford, toothpaste made from human hair (minty? horrifying? both!), a life-size “cat burglar” who actually wears a cat suit, and the tale of ChatGPT helping nab a serial bragger who wouldn’t stop boasting about his robberies. We also unpack the scandal of a Peruvian bishop with 17 girlfriends (yikes), and finish with the rebrand heard ‘round the world: the town formerly known as F—ing now proudly called Fugging, Austria.
    Catch us live every Wednesday morning, replay Sundays, and the podcast drops Mondays. Bring coffee. Leave dignity. Laugh anyway.

    #NoSnobsOrKnobs #ComedyNews #WeirdNews #MorningShow #FunnyPodcast #NewsParody #BizarreHeadlines #SatireShow #WTFNews #OxfordHotel #ToothpasteFromHair #CatBurglar #ChatGPT #PeruBishop #FuggingAustria

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    35 min
  • What Jasim Ahmed's Controversy Reveals About the Cigar World | Habanos Satirday Ep 881

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    This week on Habanos Saturday Ep 881..Up close & personal with Jasim Ahmed—the award-winning Habanos communicator known for those iconic red pants. We dig into his origin story, how he built a global profile in cigars, and the realities behind his “Hombre Habano for Communication” honor. We also address the viral clip many called misogynistic—clarifying intent, hearing his response, and opening the floor to women’s voices in the cigar community. And here’s the twist: beyond the headlines, Jasim proved to be a wonderful gentleman. We had a genuinely great time—this is our longest episode yet at over two and a half hours. The opening is our usual playful nonsense; then our guest joins (after a brief Instagram-learning curve), and the conversation takes off. Thoughtful, candid, and constructive—we’re glad he came, and we’re glad we could settle the controversy around him. We’re live this Saturday; podcast drops Sunday. Bring your questions and your take—we want to hear from you.
    Not your grandfather’s cigar show — but he’d probably still love it.

    #HabanosCigarsDinnerDrinksshow #HabanosSaturday #HabanosHistory #NotYourGrandfathersCigarShow #ThatSoPleaseRememberThatWhenWeDoCigarStuff #JasimAhmed #HombreHabano #Habanos #CubanCigars #CigarCommunity #CigarCulture #CigarAficionado #CigarLifestyle #CigarTalk #CigarControversy #WomenInCigars #RedPants #LiveShow #Podcast #TwoOldFarts  #cigars 

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    2 hr 29 min
  • Vatican’s “Holy Coin,” Robot Waiters, and ER Gummies: This Week’s Wildest Ep 877

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    This week on No Snobs or Knobs:  Ep 877 , Downs 6.6 pounds of gummies (yes, really) and ends up in the ER, Spain serves an $11,000 hamburger for people with more money than sense, and a robot waiter forgets to tip. We catch the wave with the geniuses who tried surfing in Venice (and got arrested because fun is apparently illegal), meet the man who hit the jackpot twice, and bring you the scoop on the Vatican’s hottest alleged launch: “Holy Coin”—buy one, get blessed (and maybe a picture with the Pope?). Plus: a Mercedes… for kids—because nothing says “recession-proof” like toddler luxury. Come for the chaos, stay for the headlines nobody else will touch. Live Wednesdays, rebroadcast Mondays.

    #NoSnobsOrKnobs #LiveShow #WeirdNews #ComedyNews #Satire #OddNews #WTFNews #WeeklyLivestream #MondayRebroadcast #GummiesGoneWrong #SpainBurger #RobotWaiter #VeniceSurfing #DoubleJackpot #HolyCoin #MercedesForKids 

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    32 min
  • Women Influencers in the Cigar World — Drama, Draw, and Double-Takes | Habanos Saturday Ep 878

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    This week on Habanos Saturday Ep 878 we flip the script: “Women in the Cigar World” (aka “Women Smoking Cigars”) with special guest Amy—a cigar influencer who found herself in the middle of a spicy video about… well, her. Another woman made the piece, feelings got heated, so we poured something nice and invited Amy on to talk it through—authenticity vs. clout, critique vs. attack, and how women are shaping cigar culture beyond the gimmicks. Along the way we do what we always do: light up, break down what we’re smoking, poke fun at influencer theatrics, and keep it real with the chat. Come for the drama, stay for the draw, and leave with a better palate (and maybe a better attitude).
    We’re live on Saturdays; audio podcast drops Sundays. Bring your best stick and your best take.
    Not your grandfather’s cigar show — but he’d probably still love it.

    #HabanosCigarsDinnerDrinksshow #habanossaturday #habanoshistory #HabanosHistory #NotYourGrandfathersCigarShow #ThatSoPleaseRememberThatWhenWeDoCigarStuff #WomenInCigars #WomenSmokingCigars #CigarInfluencers #CigarCommunity #CigarTalk #Cigars #PremiumCigars #LiveShow #Podcast #Humor #Debate #Authenticity


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    1 hr 34 min
  • Our Most Controversial Episode: Israel–Palestine, Trump & A Restless World | Sermon From The German EP 874

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    Three dudes. Zero credentials. Infinite opinions. Welcome back to Sermon from the German Ep 874—our most controversial episode yet. This month, a Christian, a Jew, and a Muslim sit down to wrestle with the headlines: Israel–Palestine, global conflict, Donald Trump’s latest moves, and the shaky world economy. We even bring in a sharp (and outspoken) fan whose takes had us debating in real time. If you want unfiltered conversation from people trying to make sense of a messy world—while still cracking jokes—you won’t want to miss this one. Watch here, or listen wherever you get your podcasts. New sermon drops in November.

    #SermonFromTheGerman, #Podcast, #Comedy, #CurrentEvents, #Politics, #MiddleEast, #IsraelPalestine, #Trump, #Economy, #Geopolitics, #GlobalConflict, #ReligionAndPolitics, #NewsChat, #Roundtable, #Satire, #HotTakes, #YouTubePodcast 

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    57 min
  • Weirdest News Stories You Won't Believe Happened! | No Snobs Or Knobs Ep 872

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    uckle up for No Snobs or Knobs, EP 872—your weekly tour through the world’s strangest headlines. This week: Robbie Williams’ caravan allegedly gets shaken down for a “border bribe” (Bolivia? Bulgaria? You decide), Parisian chic says bonjour to… pet rats, Russia tests brain chips on dairy cows for “more moo-juice,” a booming market for, ahem, borrowed pubic hair, and China’s ancient-medicine gold rush for… nail clippings. It’s unfiltered, unpredictable, and undeniably WTF. Join us live, drop your hot takes in chat, and let the madness begin.

    #nosnobsorknobs  #KnobyNews #crazynews  #weirdnews  #bizarrenews  #LiveShow #morningshow  #comedy  #satire  #WTFNews #robbiewilliams  #petrats  #france  #russia  #china  #BrainChips #viralstories  #LiveStream #talkshow #cows #2ofentertainment #twooldfartsmakingnoises 


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    29 min
  • $99 Box vs $9,900 Humidor — What Actually Matters | Habanos Saturday Ep 876

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    Welcome to Habanos Saturday  Ep 876—today we explore “De Art” of making humidors: woods, seals, finishes, airflow, and why true craftsmanship protects flavor (and flex). Then we fire up our second topic: lighters—soft flame vs torch, butane myths, refill/purge tricks, and the design that turns a tool into art. Add in world news, cigar geekery, and our usual chaos.
    Not your grandfather’s cigar show — but he’d probably still love it.

    #habanoscigarsdinnerdrinksshow  #habanossaturday  #habanoshistory  #notyourgrandfatherscigarshow  #thatsopleaserememberthatwhenwedocigarstuff  #Humidors #CigarLighters #cigarart  #cigarcommunity  #CubanCigars #HumidorDesign #LiveShow #comedy #cigars #deart 


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    1 hr 26 min
  • Five key truths every business owner should hear | Lost Dollar Business Club Ep 875

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    On The Lost Dollar Business Club, Ep 875  Anthony is joined by David and Wijmar Van Munster to unpack five hard truths every business owner needs after the Festival of Entrepreneurs in Birmingham, UK. We question whether governments truly want small businesses to thrive (and if shifting more tax to big corporates would help), make the case that AI is now non-negotiable for killing busywork, explain why failure teaches what success can’t, hammer home that distribution beats perfection, and remind you that your email list/CRM is an asset you actually own when social platforms can vanish overnight. If you’re building for real, this conversation is your reality check—and your roadmap.

    #LostDollarBusinessClub #entrepreneurship  #smallbusiness  #sme  #startups  #AI #businessgrowth  #ContentDistribution #Marketing #EmailMarketing #CRM #FailureMindset #businessstrategy  #UKBusiness #FestivalOfEntrepreneurs #birminghamuk  #bootstrapping  #leadership  #productivity  #gotomarketsell  

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