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  • Inside the Most Expensive Cigar Collection Ever | Habanos Saturday EP 898

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    This week on Habanos Saturday,  Ep 898, we go full cigar-nerd with world-famous collector Urs – the man with so many cigars he needs a spreadsheet just to find his next smoke. 💨

    Urs walks us through how to keep a truly elite collection alive: humidity, storage, rotation, aging, and all the tiny details that separate “I own cigars” from “I protect an empire.” And of course, you get the usual chaos and wisdom from Steven, Reza, and Sman all together, laughing, arguing, and answering your cigar questions live.

    This is the show the celebrities and cigar-world insiders actually watch (even if they pretend they don’t). We’re not exactly politically correct, we definitely don’t read from a script, and sometimes we have to hold back more than we want—but if you want cigar knowledge from 101 all the way to PhD, A to Z, this is your home.

    Catch the live show every Saturday morning, the replay on Saturday afternoon and Sunday, and listen anytime, anywhere you get your podcasts. Once again… welcome to Habanos Saturday.
    Not your grandfather’s cigar show — but he’d probably still love it.

    #habanoscigarsdinnerdrinksshow  #habanossaturday  #habanoshistory  #thatsopleaserememberthatwhenwedocigarstuff  #notyourgrandfatherscigarshow   #cigarshow  #cigarpodcast  #CigarCollectors #cigarstorage  #cigarhumidity  #cigarhumidor  #cigaraging  #premiumcigars  #CigarLife #CigarLovers #CigarCommunity #cigareducation  #cigarnerds  #LiveCigarShow #cigars 



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    1 hr 42 min
  • Cigars: Lifestyle or Just Smoke? The Big Debate with Jean-Marie | Habanos Saturday EP 896

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    This week on Habanos Saturday, EP 896,  we’re diving straight into the hottest topic in the cigar world: Does sex really sell cigars… and does social media actually move product, or is it all smoke and mirrors?

    We break down the truth behind influencer hype, half-naked “cigar models,” algorithm tricks, manufactured clout — and what actually makes the cigar community tick. Is this industry driven by knowledge, craftsmanship, and tradition… or has it drifted into clickbait culture?

    We’re also joined by world-famous cigar collector Jean-Marie, who brings decades of old-school expertise to the debate. He shares his uncensored take on the modern cigar scene, whether cigars are truly a lifestyle or simply something you light and enjoy.

    From industry gossip to social media psychology, from the classic collectors to the new-age influencers, this episode has everything.
    Catch it live every Saturday, with the rebroadcast on Saturday afternoon and the podcast dropping Sunday morning.

    This is not your grandfather’s cigar show — but he'd probably still love it.

    #habanoscigarsdinnerdrinksshow  #habanossaturday  #habanoshistory  #thatsopleaserememberthatwhenwedocigarstuff  #notyourgrandfatherscigarshow  #cigarlifestyle  #cigartalk  #cigarreview  #cigarcommunity  #CigarInfluencers #CubanCigars #premiumcigars  #cigarshow  #cigarpodcast  #CigarCollectors #JeanMarie #cigars #2ofentertainment 
     

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    1 hr 19 min
  • The Lost Dollar Breakdown: Home Schooling Robots & Money | Lost Dolaar Business Club Ep 895

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    This week on The Lost Dollar Business Club, Ep 895, we dove into the strange, brilliant, and occasionally ridiculous world we now live in — starting with homeschooling. Is it saving the next generation, or turning them into future basement-dwelling super-geniuses who refuse to go outside? We break it down with our usual mix of experience, sarcasm, and accidental wisdom.

    Then we ask the real question of the 21st century: If your boss is an AI… is that better or worse? Do we still need humans running the world, or are robots finally ready to take the wheel and crash us into the digital ditch?

    We also unpack the age-old debate of being wealthy vs being rich, and why most people misunderstand the difference — usually to their own financial doom.

    In Lost and Found, we explore how the tech titans are secretly building AI funds to fight anti-AI regulation, and we take a peek at the newest quantum computer designed to stop people from hacking telephone lines (yes, apparently that’s still a thing). And finally, we wrap up with whatever we talked about at the end — because honestly, even we forgot.

    Another week, another beautifully chaotic episode of the Lost Dollar Business Club.

    #lostdollarbusinessclub  #HomeschoolingDebate #aiworkforce  #AIBoss #WealthVsRich #TechTitans #aifuture  #quantumcomputing  #GlobalBusinessTalk #EconomicsWithHumor #WorldNewsAnalysis #BusinessClubLive #newswithatwist  #twooldfartsmakingnoises #news #ai #laws 

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    59 min
  • Top 5 WILD News Stories You Won't Believe | No Snobs or Knobs Ep 892

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    This week on No Snobs or Knobs, Ep 892,  we tackle the wildest, weirdest stories you won’t hear anywhere else. A Mercedes-Benz with wooden brakes sells at auction, a man goes to the doctor and somehow ends up in Italy, and another guy finances his wedding by selling sponsorships on his tuxedo.

    We dive into the disturbing case of a nurse who kills people simply because they don’t like them, a Chinese bank that gives away children’s toys and lands in massive trouble, and a man in Bangkok who performs DIY surgery inside his Toyota — because of course he does.

    We break down the myth that people swallow eight spiders a year, which spirals into Jim Stafford’s song I Don’t Like Spiders and Snakes. We also visit the wonderfully named Bloody Dip, Montana, where you can fish, rent a cabin, and hide from humanity.

    Plus: our Quiz of the Week and our Pattern of the Week inspired by Elon Musk — the incredible beer umbrella.
    Catch the show live every Wednesday, rebroadcast Sundays, and as a podcast every Monday.

    #NoSnobsOrKnobs #CrazyNews #WeirdStories #WildHeadlines #ComedyShow #StrangeButTrue #OddNews #UnbelievableStories #WeeklyComedy #LiveShow #InsaneNews #BizarreStories

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    31 min
  • Inside The Leaf Master Dubai — UAE’s Premier Non-Cuban Cigar Haven | Habanos Saturday Ep 893

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    This week on Habanos Saturday,  Ep 893, we’re going international — all the way to Dubai. Our special guest is Ra’ed Saqfelhait, co-owner and partner of The Leaf Master Dubai, the UAE’s largest and most respected boutique cigar destination for premium non-Cuban cigars.

    Ra’ed is a true cigar aficionado with deep knowledge of global brands, aging, sourcing, and the rapidly growing Middle Eastern cigar scene. And of course… when the three of us sit down with someone this interesting, you already know it’s going to be equal parts hysterical and highly educational.

    Join us live this Saturday, with the full broadcast airing later that afternoon — and the podcast version dropping Sunday. From Dubai to your humidor, this is an episode you absolutely don’t want to miss.

    Not your grandfather’s cigar show — but he'd probably still love it.

    #HabanosCigarsDinnerDrinksShow #HabanosSaturday #HabanosHistory #ThatSoPleaseRememberThatWhenWeDoCigarStuff #NotYourGrandfathersCigarShow 

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    1 hr 30 min
  • No Snobs or Knobs EP 889 : Roman “iPhone,” Irish Lion Dog & Poland’s Boldest Burglar

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    This week on No Snobs or Knobs  EP 889,we’re bringing you the world’s most “are we being punk’d?” headlines.
    • Archaeologists “find an iPhone” in a 2,000-year-old Roman dig—so… did time travel actually happen, or did Caesar just invent airplane mode?
    • In Ireland, a dog that looks exactly like a lion causes a mini-meltdown… until everyone realizes it’s a very good boy with a salon blowout.
    • A man insists his sheep is his date and tries to ride first class—baaa-d etiquette, premium fleece.
    • Australia checks in with “Frank,” the alligator lounging in a backyard pool on a Saturday—allegedly with a cigar. (Frank says it was a breadstick.)
    • And in Poland, a burglar gets busted carrying a tote bag that literally says: “These Are Not Stolen Goods.” Reader, they were.
    It’s the craziest news you’ve ever heard—because no one else would dare read it on air. New episodes every Wednesday. Subscribe, comment your weirdest headline, and remember: no snobs, no knobs—just the news that slipped past the bouncers.

    #nosnobsorknobs  #weirdnews  #StrangestStories #comedyshow  #Satire #BizarreHeadlines #weeklyshow  #WTFNews #InternetCulture #PopCulture #FloridaManEnergy #AIChaos #TimeTravelMaybe #DogLooksLikeLion #FirstClassSheep #PoolGator #FrankTheGator #PolishBurglar #NaViNews #CallMeElon #SexHoroscope #RantOfTheWeek #BeforeAI #couldyoulivehere  

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    32 min
  • PCA Dubai, Rare Collections, and Real Cigar Talk | Habanos Saturday Ep 890

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    This week on Habanos Saturday, we’re going live to Dubai. Usman is on the ground at the PCA event, giving us a real-time update on what’s hot, what’s overhyped, and what cigar people are actually talking about when the cameras are off.

    We’re also joined by Urs, back with his insane cigar collection and some hard-earned wisdom on how to care for rare and valuable cigars so they don’t just sit pretty—they age properly. From storage tips and humidity tricks to what not to do with a serious collection, we’re getting into the nerdy details collectors love.

    On top of that, we do what we always do best: wander happily through every corner of the cigar world—Cuban and non-Cuban, new releases, classics, lounge culture, industry gossip, and whatever madness the chat throws at us. It’s live, it’s loose, it’s fan-driven, and it’s very much not your scripted, polished “influencer” cigar show.

    Come hang out with the cigar nerds, the troublemakers, and the collectors. Ask questions, poke the experts, and be part of the conversation.
     Not your grandfather’s cigar show — but he'd probably still love it.

    #HabanosSaturday #HabanosCigarsDinnerDrinksshow #HabanosHistory #ThatSoPleaseRememberThatWhenWeDoCigarStuff #NotYourGrandfathersCigarShow #CigarShow #CigarCollectors #CigarCommunity #CigarNerds #PCA #DubaiCigars #CubanCigars #NonCubanCigars #VintageCigars #CigarStorage #CigarHumidor #CigarPodcast 

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    1 hr 24 min
  • Weirdest Products You Never Knew Existed! No Snobs or Knobs Ep 886

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    This week on No Snobs or Knobs  Ep 886 we unwrap the internet’s strangest “innovations” and outright scams: an Apple phone case that allegedly weighs six pounds (for the biceps you didn’t ask for), “magic” water from a Japanese wine company that promises health just by existing, and $119 underwear you can also use as a hair tie—because fashion? We also roast a viral grift claiming you “need to buy oxygen” to survive in space (NASA would like a word), meet Melbourne’s mysterious Zen Bandit, and discover you can literally hire a professional wedding crasher. It’s the wildest news you won’t hear anywhere else—powered by 2OF Entertainment (Two Old Farts Making Noises). Buckle up and bring your sense of humor.

    #NoSnobsOrKnobs #2OFEntertainment #TwoOldFartsMakingNoises #WeirdNews #WTFNews #BizarreNews #ComedyShow #Satire #ViralOddities #InternetCulture #TechFails #ConsumerScams #Melbourne #WeddingFails

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    34 min
  • Are You Being MISLED by Cigar Influencers? | Habanos Saturday Ep 887

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    Today’s Habanos Saturday  Ep 887,is a straight-talking reality check: Steven & Reza break down the rise of “cigar influencers” who don’t actually know cigars. We cover red flags (paid plugs masquerading as “opinions,” fake scarcity hype, sloppy tasting notes), how to spot undisclosed sponsorships and affiliate traps, and why provenance, storage, and repeatable tasting beats clickbait every time. We’ll share how we vet advice, what credible reviews look like, and practical buying tips so you don’t get hustled—plus a few pet-peeve myths we’re happily torching. Light up, listen in, and keep your humidor (and your wallet) safe.
    Live every Saturday—catch it on Instagram and wherever you get your podcasts.
    Not your grandfather’s cigar show — but he’d probably still love it.

    #habanoscigarsdinnerdrinksshow  #habanossaturday  #habanoshistory  #habanoshistory  #notyourgrandfatherscigarshow  #thatsopleaserememberthatwhenwedocigarstuff  #cigartalk  #cigaraficionados  #CubanCigars #premiumcigars  #cigarcommunity  #cigarcollector  #cigarreviews  #humidorlife  #cigartips  #cigareducation  #CigarMyths #CigarBuyingGuide #ProvenanceMatters #AgingCigars #WideRingGauge #cigars #cigarsdaily 

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    1 hr 23 min
  • The News, But Funnier: Gregg SHAPIRO on Climate & Politics | Funny Ha Ha Ep 884

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    Gregg SHAPIRO crashes Funny Ha Ha  Ep 884, with a rapid-fire roast of the week: climate chaos (with receipts), Trump-world plot twists, and why the Netherlands keeps being the sensible neighbor with the wild party stories. It’s sharp, silly, and just dangerous enough to make you snort-laugh. Come for the climate takes, stay for the Dutch spice, and leave with three new opinions you didn’t know you had. Watch, roast, repeat—then drop your hottest take in the comments.

    #FunnyHaHa #GreggShapiro #Comedy #PoliticalSatire #ClimateComedy #CurrentEvents #Netherlands #Trump #TalkShow #SmartHumor #NewsParody #LateNightVibes

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    38 min

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