Two Peas and a Pod

Welcome to Two Peas and a Pod. We’re your fam Justin and Mikala, and boy oh boy do we have a good one for you today. We got the top 5 discussion points on the board.

1. Name a cartoon animal you might be attracted to? Nala from Lion King

2. Name the highest grossing romcom of all time. My big FRAT Greek Wedding

3. Name something you’d be scared to find in your basement. Wolf

4. Who needs to listen? Linda

5. What’s the greatest answer in feud History? CUPINE

Survey says…..That’s a clean sweep of #1 answers and a score of 277! We’ll see you next week!

Live from Hogwarts its Saturday Night! We have discussed Harry Potter 1, a2whoooooooo, and now we wrap up uh3? Uh3. Crookshanks and Sirius have one thing in common. They both got that dog in them, don’t they? They aren’t the only ones who may howl at the moon(ey). We are made aWERE of Lupin’s big secret, and the reason that shack was always shrieking. (Spoiler alert: It wasn’t Dumbledaddy’s Dungeon) The Dementors are closing in and the time turner has a two pronged affect. Will Sirius Skidaddle in time to avoid that soul sucking kiss? It’s tootally worth the listen to find out!

Get ready friends, because we’re traveling all over the place in today’s episode! From continent to continent & all the way back in time. Some things you should know:

A) Justin gets pranked again

2) Mikala doesn’t buy dinosaurs

You’re in for a WORLD of surprises and adventures.

P.S. Did you know a classic sandwich is a murderer? Neither did we.

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Dear ‘Arry and Ron,

I hope this letter finds yeh well! Things 'round Hogwarts are as as wild as a bunch of maturing mandrakes in the same pot, I tell yeh. Speaking of which, Sirius Black is hot on the wormtail of that good fer nothin’ Peter Pettigrew for rattin’ out Lily and James Potter. I hear CHO CHANG has made her presence felt; ‘Arry’s stomach is likely bucking like a hacked off Hippogriff. Lastly, you two OAFS cut Hermione some slack. If she doesn’t slap ye’ both, I WILL. Gotta go, me marzipan is likely burning.

-Hagrid wuz here

Are you ready to go camping? Make your way down the Daddyhoochie River for this week’s episode! We’re having shmores, pickles, and peaches. Just make sure you don’t cut in line, and don’t forget your umbrella! Keep coming, keeeeeep coming back for more episodes. They’re a little slice of heaven.

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Quiet down, lights out, and check ya privilege. We solemnly swear that we are up to no good as we recap chapters 9-12 of Harry Pottle and the Pwisoner of Azkaban. Will that get us a one way ticket to Azkaban, or just an overnighter in Wizard County Jail? Noooooooouuuurrr, the only thing criminal in this episode is Harry and Ron’s treatment of Hermione for trying to be a good friend. They think she is a snitch, and now Harry is seeking to get his Firebolt back before the final showdown with Ravenclaw, for the Quidditch cup. Will he get it back in time? Only time will tur…err, I mean tell.

Are you not entertained?! It’s our Father’s Day episode! Mikala and Justin share some fun and memorable stories about their dads, and Justin recaps his most recent Office watch-through. Mikala details a disturbing fact about her family’s relationship with expiration dates, and Justin hosts Father’s Day themed trivia. Last but not least, we find out what critics say is the best scene in film history! Think we’re the only ones excited?! No, you are.

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Grab your butterbeers, (limit 1 per person, trust us) and join us for an ominous narration of Chapters 5-8 of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban! Professor Trelawney un(leashes) some bold predictions. This ultimately proves to be one of Hermione’s biggest pet Peeves. We ask what is your greatest fear? For some it may be E.T. For others a plate of undercooked chicken. We don’t need to hear, the Boggart will reveal your greatest fear to be missing this episode.

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It’s an incredible day for another podcast episode! Find out if we’re on the road to glory as we breakdown our most recent breakdown at pickleball. Justin switches his favorite flavor of pie from blackberry to humble after today’s episode, and our moo point isn’t quite as moo as we expected. We hope after listening you’ll feel like you’re truly part of our world.

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Simply splendid to see you old boy! We’re glad you made it back, as we Quirrel over the first 4 chapters of HP and the Prisoner of Azkaban. Collywobbles! The Weasleys blow 700 galleons on a month long excursion to Egypt? We don’t buy it. We can’t, because the Weasleys already did. We find out Scabbers has fallen ill and lacks a connection to one of his toes. Harry gets a visit from pure-bread booze hound, Aunt Marge. Mikala wonders if mass murderers escaping from jail are actually a Sirius cause for concern? Hermione is no basic white witch and neither is Mikala as we uncover deep similarities between the two of them. You know what? Bathilda Bagshot. Join us!