Two Peas and a Pod

Be prepared… this episode is filled with plenty of woooooooow moments. Mikala predicts the end of the world, we find out if Justin and Mikala are smarter than 5th graders, and Justin gets hook, line, and sinkered by an obnoxious AirBnb lady. If she doesn’t scare you, no evil thing will. Who could’ve guessed that? Mikala, probably. Get the earth on the phone because everyone’s gonna want to hear this!

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Bring your roosters, and pull your diaWies out of your sock one last time. We will forevermore be grateful that you have made it through another book with us. Special guest DJ Slytherin Snape kicks off our final HP and the Chamber of Secrets episode! Have you solved the Riddle? Is Percy the heir, or was he just trying to Slytherin into a different chamber of secrets? Larry Lockhart’s moment has come, as he is tasked with saving Ginny from the chamber, accompanied by the Choisin Boy. Will he sacccrifice hiiimseeelf or will his arrogance backfire? We answer your questions and Mikala answers her own. You’re going to love this episode, “I knowwwww it.”

Buckle up, buttercups, today’s episode is a humdinger. Justin gives the FINAL soccer update of the season (get it?), and we chat about our conversation with our state representative. Turns out Justin isn’t just allergic to honey bees, but he’s allergic to spelling bees too. Who’s the champion? You’ll find out soon enough. Today’s episode will leave you asking “Who’s your daddy?”

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Follow the spiders and practice your parseltounge as we get one step closer to finishing up Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets! The mandrakes aren’t the only ones secretly visiting each others pots… Lockhart throws a lurid pink Valentines Day party that matches his outfit, Percy gets private with Penelope, and we discover there is a Mrs. Aragog. We investigate the parallels between Harry and Voldemore, and discuss who really myrtled Myrtle? Do Harry and Ron “see the sign” that leads to the Chamber? Join us as we obliviate everything you thought you knew about Harry Potter in this episode. It’s different…it’s interesting.

We’re about to POP with excitement for today’s episode! We finally pull you back off the cliff(hanger) as we talk ad nauseam about the big soccer games from the past few weeks. Kevin makes an appearance and really fizzes things up. Mikala’s family comes to town, and Justin channels his inner thespian in a karaoke of the ages. It’s safe to say the stage was set… (Champion)ship’s proud of you, son.

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Beee PreeepaaaaaarrreDuh as we hop to chapters 9-12! Did you think you’d have to brew some polyjuice potion to get information on the Chamber of Secrets? Nah fam, just ask Professor McGonagall. Dumbledaddy’s love for lilac and hot chocolate blinds him to everything from Lockhart’s lack of qualifications to “that’s been tampered with, that has!” rogue bludgers. Colin Creevey visits Harry in the hospital with grapes in tow. Why grapes? There’d be no way of knowing. Let us taaaaaaawwalk to you about it all!

What do Mayor Humdinger and childbirth have in common? Absolutely nothing. Or maybe just this podcast.

You’ve hit the motherload! It’s our Mother’s Day episode! Today we reminisce on our favorite Mom moments (shout out Mom), Mikala gets on her biggest soap box to date, and Justin gives Mikala a timely surprise. Unforgettably, Justin’s mom makes a guest appearance and leaves us asking, “does Ivermectin really heal horse feet?”

GOOD MORNING, BELLE!! When listening to this episode, be sure to check our (arti)facts, and try your best to not get blinded by the Lockhart light or your own ambition as we discuss what Molly does all day, game recognizing game when Gilderoy Lockhart sees a little bit of himself in the chosen boy, and what exactly is Justin Flinch fletchflinchfletchly playing at? Join us or you’ll be next, mudbloods!

Stop begging, stop begging, we’re back for another episode! This time we find out exactly what lengths Justin is willing to go to in order to win a kids’ soccer game. Our Moo Point might make you see Red and tank our Reputation… or who knows, Sparks might Fly like it’s 1989. ‘Twas a Fearless time. Justin gets another year older (so old he doesn’t even know how old he is), and he has his first birthday party in 30 years. We also get a special guest from Justin’s secret admirer… she’s obsessed with wine stores. It’s a Justin-heavy episode, but hey, it’s his birthday!

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DIAGONALLY! MAKE Fred and George grab your trunk, don’t forget your large, white owl, and hold onto your black mustache. We have to make a quick stop by the Joe Burrow to grab our diary before heading back to Hogwarts for Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. **This episode is brought you by our good friends at Borgen and Burke(s)**