Also, is "you" always "you"? Can your "you" become a "not you"? Are you confused yet? We certainly are! This episode also features more Kant slander (yay!) and absolutely no Glocks or hands. Enjoy!

This episode was not intended to be a summoning circle for Kafka. That being said, we are not responsible for any cockroach-related incidents which occur following this episode.

Can Dreamworks Copywrite claim this episode for us using Shrek's name? Silly question. You can't Copywrite a national hero.

We talk too much about money cat and bash on those stupid coconut sno balls cakes. Yes we will fight about it, name the time and place. [email protected]

Anna and Rose talk about if art can be bad for society, and Rose lands some extremely unfunny jokes. Please laugh...

It's all in the title, baby.

As promised, this week we're bringing you part two of the trolley problem. Anna and Rose explore different variations on the trolley problem and see who can make it weirder. We're sorry.

Alternate title options for this episode included but were not limited to: Lil Spider Organs, Hit Me With Your Best Trolley Problem, Brain Stirring, Anna Tries to Die, I Won't Hesitate, We All Scream for Goat Cheese, and last but certainly not least: Don't Do a Victor Frankenstein.

No, I will not be taking any further questions at this time.

This week we have a special episode to celebrate the holiday! We hope it doesn't scar you too badly...

Finally our Two Philosophy Minors attempt to answer the age-old question: why is the US government hoarding cheese in bunkers? I said attempt. Since when do we ever come up with answers on this podcast? Give it a listen!