In this episode of Two Philosophy Minors Walk Into a Bar, Rose and Anna discuss if a person's name determines anything about their personality, and which bugs would be most terrifying if they were human-sized. The moral of this episode: bugs are crunchier than they should be and we do not like it when they scuttle. Kyles, please let us know whether your walls are intact or if they have fist-shaped holes in them. By some miracle, Rose made it through this episode without a single existential crisis!