Two Philosophy Minors Walk Into a Bar

Two Philosophy Minors Walk Into a Bar

By Rose Horell and Anna SchroederComedy
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Two Philosophy Minors Walk Into a Bar episodes

  • 11. I Too Am an Illiterate Cow
    Welcome to episode 11! In this episode Rose and Anna attempt to figure out how life would be different if humans had significantly longer or significantly shorter lifespans. And for this week's reddit, they attempt to summarize their personal philosophy in three words... And also discuss fast food restaurant slogans for decidedly too much time. What topic do you want to hear about next?
    33 min
  • 10. Two Philosophy Minors Get Abducted By Aliens
    In honor of Anna's birthday, which it is not anymore but it was when we recorded this, we have delved into the world of Unidentified Flying Objects! In the second half we get an update on the spider in Anna's living room, and Rose dies a little more inside.
    36 min
  • Philosopher Fight Club #2
    Welcome to the second edition of Philosopher Fight Club! This week Rose's wonderful girlfriend Jenn joins the two philosophy minors to serve as a referee in the weirdest 2 minute debates you've ever heard. Also featuring a lengthy discussion on how the world would do if men ceased to exist.
    57 min
  • 9. Mosquito Soulmates (TM)
    Do humans have soulmates? In this episode of Two Philosophy Minors Walk Into a Bar, Rose makes fun of her family once again while Anna laughs uncomfortably. Listen to these two idiots discuss the existence of soulmates, and make completely unfounded claims about human physiology. You are what you eat! Or are you? Fish.
    35 min
  • 8. Floating Nerdy Brain Clouds
    Ever wondered what the world would be like if we weren't confined to physical forms? This week on Two Philosophy Minors Walk Into a Bar, Anna and Rose have concluded we would be nothing more than floating nerdy brain clouds. Listen to Anna and Rose debate the meaning of existence (with only two existential crises!) and discuss why we shouldn't hit people. Email us at [email protected], or check us out on Instagram @twophilosophyminors, Twitter @twoPHIminors, or on Facebook at facebook.com/twophilosophyminors.
    35 min
  • 7. Thoughts with Thots

    Anna and Rose are back this week with a new episode of Two Philosophy Minors Walk Into A Bar! This week we discuss how to define intelligence, and debate what makes a person strong or weak. If you'd like to submit a question for a future episode, (like Rose's wonderful friend Lindsey!) you can DM us or email us: [email protected], Instagram: @twophilosophyminors, Twitter @twoPHIminors, or check us out at facebook.com/twophilosophyminors.

    33 min
  • Philosopher Fight Club #1

     Have you ever wondered whether hot dogs are sandwiches? Whether Judy Dench or Maggie Smith would win in a bare knuckled brawl? Why Pluto and Goofy are treated as two different species when they are both, in fact, dogs? Then look no further! Anna and Rose debate these questions and more in the very first Philosopher Fight Club!! 

    24 min
  • 6. Catcalled in Cat Slippers

    Listen, listeners... This episode is both much too serious and very silly. In this episode of Two Philosophy Minors Walk Into a Bar, Anna and Rose discuss separating the art from the artist, unearth a joke from the 1950's, and debate man's "dominance" over animals. Send in your listener submissions to [email protected], and check us out on social media on Instagram @twophilosophyminors, on Twitter @twoPHIminors, and on Facebook at facebook.com/twophilosophyminors!

    38 min
  • 5. Super Fly Dogs Wearing Sunglasses
    This is perhaps the strangest episode of Two Philosophy Minors Walk Into a Bar thus far. But luckily we've managed yet another episode without a single drop of existential dread! In this episode listen to Anna and Rose discuss what defines "family," and debate immoral driving practices. If you want to reach out to us you can email us at [email protected] or check us out on social media: Instagram @twophilosophyminors Twitter @twoPHIminors and at facebook.com/twophilosophyminors .
    35 min
  • 4. Not Everything Can Be Soup

    This episode is criminally good... ;) In this episode of Two Philosophy Minors Walk Into a Bar, Anna and Rose consider the question, "Is a person still responsible for their actions if they have no memory of them?" and spend what feels like an eternity talking about soup (but in reality, was only twelve minutes). Keep an ear out for a next-level dad joke, and see if you can pinpoint the exact moment Rose lost the last of her marbles. Episode four is a wild ride, and we won't apologize for a single second.

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    44 min

About Two Philosophy Minors Walk Into a Bar

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Welcome to Two Philosophy Minors Walk Into a Bar, the podcast where two people who minored in philosophy and majored in stupid discuss your extremely pressing and altogether unimportant questions.