Two Tangents

EA Sports has released Madden 21, and right on par with the year 2020, Colin Kaepernick is not only in the game but rated an 81 overall, higher than the 74 rating he received while actually playing in the NFL. Fans were disappointed though, when they realized that playing with Kaepernick under center limited you to only one play on offense, the QB Kneel. The San Francisco skies have turned a bright red orange which some believe to be caused by the recent wildfires near the area. Others, mostly us believe this was a result of a Gender Reveal party gone wrong. Some were surprised when the sky lit up orange opposed to the more traditional gender colors like blue and pink, but when the couple was asked about it, Melania and Donald told them they thought this was the most fitting choice. Football has officially begun, Another book about trump is in the news, Odell Beckham Jr brings shit talking to a whole new level.

It's the Labor Day Hangover Podcast and it's full of banter. Football season is right around the corner and we’re talking all things fantasy. Daniel says his team is either destined for another championship or going to finish in last place, which I think is the essence of what draft day is all about. We’re officially past labor day which means everyone needs to start shifting into fall brain. We’ll give you our best advice on how to get started on your new years resolution a few months early to get ahead of the curve. If theres one person who should be taking our advice its none other than Joe Biden as we are now 3 weeks away from the first debate. Some are urging him to not debate, some are urging Cardi-B to take his place on the stage, either way we’re praying for some firework filled entertainment. 

Sarah Huckabee Sanders recently published her memoir detailing her time in the Trump Administration as the White House Press Secretary. The book mentions a crazy moment during the meeting between North Korean Dictator Kim Jong Un and President Donald Trump where Kim Jong Un started to hit on Huckabee Sanders and even gave her a wink. Huckabee Sanders considered taking one for the team, but the thought of a baby with the last name Huckabee Sanders Jong Un just didn’t roll off the tongue. Nancy Pelosi was under fire this week for getting her hair blown our in a San Francisco Salon meanwhile supporting orders to keep the salon industry on lockdown. Pelosi claims to be the victim of a setup in this situation, but I don’t know how she’s going to be able to work her way out of the photos of her at the chainsmokers concert. David Blaine goes up in a balloon, Kirk Cousins is willing to die, and we drop a textbook of life lessons for y’all in one of our best episodes yet

The VMA’s took place this past Sunday broadcasting the show virtually, with no crowd, from many different locations around the country. The show, the awards, and the commercials were all extremely political but if the show was anything like the music videos it honored, i doubt anyone saw it. Jim Gaffigan and Chelsea Handler both lost it over the weekend going on tweet storms railing on Donald Trump, Chelsea is the latest to be a member of our Celebs gone wild segment, but no she won’t be showing her boobs this time. Bella Thorne starts and ends only fans, Elon Musk is he a hero or really a fraud, we end the show with some cliches said too much, but like they say, we’re just being ourselves. 

On Today’s Episode We’re talking all about the recent protests in Kenosha, Wisconsin after Jacob Blake was shot by a police officer earlier in the week. There are real discussions that need to be had, was this another example of racial injustice, could there be a better system in place for our law enforcement to deal with these situations. While the media tries to lie to you and manipulate facts, we try to have an open and honest discussion about these recent events. We talk a bit about the NBA boycott as well as the 17 year old who showed up to the protest with an AR 15. This was a real in depth episode, but this is the kind of discussion that needs to be had and isn’t happening enough.

The Konways are back and Claudia is most definitely not trying to keep it all in the family. After her tweet storm this weekend, George and Kelly Anne have decided to leave their positions in politics to focus on keeping the family together. Claudia released a statement that said she wishes to become emancipated right after we finish dinner. The Postmaster General testified in front of congress today in what was set to be a firework filled event, but I was a little disappointed. Not as disappointed as AOC that Postmaster Dejoy didn’t reveal the grand plan that Trump is singlehandedly destroying our country, but still disappointed. Mommy and Daddy got their first interview on ABC, Batman returns, again, and Jeff Daniels begins his run of playing every role from the Trump Administration.

Susan B Anthony is the latest to be cancelled after a deep dive into her past showed that she made mistakes. I guess this is a lesson to all the future Susan B Anthonys out there, be careful who those who you give life long empowerment too. Robert O Neill, the man famous for killing Osama Bin Laden is facing backlash after he put out a tweet showing him not wearing a mask on a Delta flight. Robert hopes to gain the favor of the public back by killing Osama Bin Laden again. An ISU professor wants to limit free speech, Our Bible podcast is taking off, and if you stick around until the end we’re dishing out our Two Tangents Mega Pardons. This is Two Tan Gents

We all thought it couldn’t be done, but the USPS is still the hot topic in the news, as Democrats are accusing Trump for sabotaging the upcoming election by slowing down the mail. Trump, who some, mostly me, are calling the anti Santa Claus, was seen visiting houses across the country in the middle of the night and stealing packages. (Only from those who ended up on his democrats list). To the surprise of many, Cardi B interviewed Joe Biden on Monday. Cardi pressed Biden on a number of issues including the hunter Biden scandal in Ukraine, but Joe reassured Cardi that he was just trying to make some money moves. The UFC was rocking this weekend, The NBA Playoffs are back, Stick around until the end to find out how Ghengis Khan is still killing em from the grave. this is two tan gents.

The pick is in, Roger Goodell is at the podium, and the democrats have selected Kamala Harris with the first round pick to be Vice President of the United States of America. Fans, booing Goodall were not happy as they were looking to defund the police not elect a police chief as its VP. In other news, Joe Biden is accused of sexual assault and of racism. Im receiving word that these accusations were from current vice presidential nominee Kamala Harris. The Charlottesville Hoax continues, Drake Bell is accused, Hey Joe Biden, You suck, can i get a spot in your cabinet now too?

The United States Postal Service is the hot topic in the news this week, taking heat from both democrats and republicans as the election in November inches closer and closer. We wrote a joke about the USPS, but unfortunately the delivery is looking like it will be delayed. The Biden Bachelor is ramping up as we may have the selection for Vice President announced to us this week. Many in the media have been speculating why it has taken so long for the nominee to be revealed, but Im sure Biden must have sent the news by mail. All about that delayed delivery baby. Trump asks about getting on Mount Rushmore, College Football might be cancelled, Cardi B has a new video out, good thing that we’re still working from home.