Trader joe’s is not backing down. The Supermarket company was accused of racism when a recent petition was started over their ethnic packaging names like Trader Jose’s. A spokesperson from Trader Joe’s released a response which said, the fuck you talking about , we’re a fucking supermarket. The FBI raided YouTube Jake Paul’s house this week over his potential ties to looting that took place across state lines (15:30). It was tough for Paul to deny the allegations after his “Look at me looting” vlog went viral. The press is urging Biden to stay out of the debates, NERF guns may or may not be cancelled, Yo Semites is now both my new favorite national park and way to greet my neighbors.

On Today’s Episode, It turns out the twitter hack was carried out by a 17 year old kid from Florida (18:44). Classic teenagers these days. Ellen Degeneres is under fire for how she has treated her staff throughout the past 20 years of the show, but she wants to you to know, that everyone on the staff will be going home with a brand new car. Microsoft is looking into acquiring TikTok, We decide which celebrities should actually be president, if you stick around until the end we’ll tell you which Kpop sensation made it onto the list.

Attorney General Bill Barr found himself in the middle of a House Judiciary hearing, in which no one wanted to hear the person that was brought in to be heard. Asked afterward of what they thought of Barr’s testimony, Democrats couldn’t recall a single line that was said. The tech giants also found themselves at the house judiciary hearing this week, being accused of having access to all of our personal data. We just want take this opportunity to mention how great we think Amazon, Google, and Apple are. Thank you guys keep up the good work. Alissa Milano loses her mind, NYPD are grabbing people off the street, and the Jeep Cherokee may or may not be cancelled. This is Two Tan Gents.

The Pentagon has confirmed the recovery of a UFO space craft which helps to corroborate Bob Lazar’s story that he's been telling since 1989. Thats right, only in 2020 does evidence of aliens existing not even make you think twice. The Chainsmokers concert out in the Hamptons this weekend is receiving backlash for not taking coronavirus seriously enough, Im not sure why anyone would think a bunch of chainsmokers ever cared about this respiratory virus in the first place. Charli D'amelio gets political, Nick Sandman gets paid, and just like that it looks like the Mets season is over

On Today’s Episode Portland is in shambles and its looking like the mayors are just going to let the city burn (13:30). I for one am just surprised that its taken them this long to realize we should get rid of Portland. Ghislaine Maxwell’s days are numbered as another person in connection to Jeffrey Epstein was murdered recently. We’ll be monitoring the situation, as we know for sure the prison guards won’t. Teachers are on the block, Sports are coming back, and Washington has a football team!

On Today’s Episode, The press ran wild with an out of context quote from White House Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany last week. Which leaves us all tied up at 300 a piece for who’s lied the most going into the 4th quarter. In other news, words don’t mean what they used to (14:50), Apparently defund the police doesn’t mean defund the police, Being A Man doesn’t mean you can’t give birth, and My girlfriend didn’t mean when she said shed never cheat on me. Kanye slams Harriet Tubman, Bubba Gets booed, Trevor Lawrence is getting married so there goes my shot

We got a packed episode today! We’re talking about the twitter hack that went down last night. The democratic nominee for president of the United States was hacked and the world thinks they were just trying to get a couple bit coins! Hell no! This is bigger than we think and the ramifications could be HUGE. Mike Pence is going against the CDC (32:30), Dan Snyder is being blackmailed, we’re losing our dam minds can someone just take my phone from me like my mom did in 8th grade.

After year’s of pushback the Washington Redskins are officially changing their name, unfortunately this won’t have any impact on their offensive record over the past decade. Wayfair, the furniture company, has been accused of trafficking missing children within their cabinets, but we’re not buying it (9:08). Olives are out, Disney is open, and to all the investigators looking into the Howie Mandell situation, it's time to open the case. 

On Today’s Episode-  This podcast is on the hot seat as talks are heating up about the US banning TikTok. We’re talking Hamilton who has fallen victim to the cancel culture mob over the historical accuracy of its portrayal of slavery, wait till they find out people didn’t rap in 1776 either. Terry Crews defends his twitter posts on Don Lemon (18:54) , Tucker Carlson flip flops over masks, Lady Antebellum gets serious about the black lives matter movement and is suing a black woman over the name Lady A. 

Joey Chestnut is back, breaking the world record for most hot dogs eating in ten minutes. We got so juiced watching, that we’ve already declared the stakes for the two tangents 2021 competition. The Washington Redskins are looking into a potential name change (8:56), we’ll tell you the other 8 teams on the chopping block. Kanye’s running for president, Fight Island is set, Keeping up with the Conway’s is the reality show I never knew how much I needed.