We’re talking about the crazy Karen situation that went down in Central Park earlier this week. Ya just can’t be calling the cops shouting racist things, but you also can’t be bird watching in New York City. Trump is pissed that his tweet was fact checked, so he hopped on twitter to tell you about it (14:05). Jimmy Fallon is under fire for a past clip showing him dressed up in black face. No one seems to be complaining about him dressed up as a happy person for years. Stick around to the end for virgins on sex.

Joe Biden is still running for president, though Im not sure how much longer that is going to last if he keeps opening his mouth. Eli Manning joined twitter recently, Im sorry i read that wrong, Eli Manning’s social media manager has joined twitter recently (20:01). And for some Good News, John Krasinsky has sold Some Good News to CBS which he will no longer be a part of, I wonder where CBS is going to store all the oak tag set design. Christopher Nolan has a new movie about time travel, corporations are ruining the world, We’re interested in funding this podcast through sugar daddies.

Mika Bryzinsky wants Donald Trump to be kicked off twitter. Is she just being a Karen or should the president of the united states not have made up conspiracy rumors about her husband being a murderer. Joe Rogan just signed a contract worth upwards of 100 million dollars to move his podcast to Spotify.(16:06) Is it just a coincidence that we recently turned down the same contract. The Last Dance ended, Golf is still boring, We’re selling our skills in trash talk.

On Today’s Episode, Coronavirus is still here and Quarantine goes on another day. Are we approaching the end though? The park was packed to the brim this weekend and Daniel is pissed that I went. I’m just glad to know that he really cares about me. Jeff Bezos might become the worlds first trillionaire, because hating on the billionaires started to get boring. (14:36) Cant wait until he hits a bajillion. The Rooney Rule in the NFL is hitting new preposterous heights, The White house Press Sec is killing the game, and we just want to let you know how much we miss Game of Thrones! This is two tan gents.

On Today’s episode, The jersey shore is back up and running (00:00 - 12:30) so you know where to find the gents on Memorial Day Weekend. Greta Thurnburg is in the news because she will be appearing on CNN’s Coronavirus Facts and Information Town Hall. Glad to see CNN going to the experts on this one. We give you our Top Nostalgic Video Games of all time, and let you know why Crocs Kid deserves to be put in jail. This is Two Tan Gents.

On today’s episode Trump doesn't understand how coronavirus testing works. Katie tested very good for years, because the test is perfect. Just kidding its not perfect, but Katie is tremendous. Mike is on a plane far far away what? There’s a new white house press secretary and she's destroying the media (8:11) Maybe they deserve it for years of misreporting the news. We talk about the absurdity of Ms. Monopoly which found itself back in the news. and make sure you stick around until the end for some bonus UFC Talk. This is Two tan gents!

Elizabeth Warren is dismissing the allegations made against Joe Biden. Saying Biden’s denial is convincing. Nothing says convincing like the woman who pretended to be a Native American for a quarter century. Adele lost weight and people are mad (10:02), when did society vilify getting in shape. Elon Musk has a kid who’s name we can’t pronounce, The klan has infiltrated the grocery stores, and Jay Cutler’s wife divorces him saying he is lazy. Guess she never saw a single bears game.

On today’s episode, Coronavirus is still happening but it seems like more and more people are not taking it seriously every day. Did you see the picture of the park packed with hundreds of people? Are these even real? The sexual assault allegations against Biden are ramping up. (14:45) Its exposing the hypocrisy of politics and the lack of due process in the court of public opinion. Britney spears burnt down her gym, Lebron cheated on his wife, Kim Jong Un is back and better than ever, this is two tan gents.

On todays episode Over a decade ago, Tom Delonge caused Blink 182 to break up because he wanted to pursue a career in alien hunting. Well the pentagon has released footage of a UFO spacecraft and now we finally know aliens exist. Thanks Tom!

The government is flying fighter jets across the country to distract us from coronavirus (13:08), or were they really trying to distract us from Jameis Winston’s new contract.

The NCAA is allowing student athletes to profit from third party endorsements and Kendall Jenner wants you to know that she is in control of her coach, so its a great day for basketball players all around.

People are hitting the streets acting like Coronavirus is over, I think its time we start to bring fear back. Adam Schefter had to apologize for not acknowledging the WNBA draft that no one watched, hopefully the one person who took to twitter feels satisfied now. (11:00) Land O Lakes, the beloved butter and dairy company, finally took off the Native American woman featured on their logo for over 100 years. Land O Lakes die hards across the country are devastated. (22:24) Kim Jong Un might be dead, Kanye West might be a billionaire, and Lysol injections might cure Coronavirus. This is Two Tan Gents. We’re kidding about that last part.