We stayed up late for the NFL draft- Joe Burrow is going to Cincinnati, somebody please call the mayor and let him know, cause we know for a fact he's doing absolutely nothing right now. Ben Schwartz and Thomas Middleditch have a new netflix comedy special and its all improvised (13:40), we’ll tell you our thoughts right off the top of our heads. White people are being arrested for not following the rules, its about time for that. If Mayor Deblasio decides to throw a parade on First Night Out, you better believe we’re going to be in attendance. This is two tangents.

Waddup bootlickers! Today the gents are talking about the new MJ documentary. Is it just a ploy by ESPN to have us rehash the MJ Lebron debate for the 5 millionth time. Boomers are mad that we’re wearing sweatpants while working from home (9:50), this is also coming from a guy in a rainbow striped button down who claims his style is "Vermont rural casual".  Joe Rogan and the NBA are hoarding all the coronavirus tests. Should we let Joe do what he wants or is it time to draw a line? Stick around to the end to hear about the ugly confrontation Daniel got into on the streets recently. This is Two Tan Gents.

Welcome To two tan gents the last rational place on the internet, today were talking about the office, easily one of the most universally loved shows of all time but would it be cancelled if it came out today? We’re debating Chris Delia’s new special (17:49) Daniel loved it, maybe thats because I told him it sucked. Wrestling is an essential business in Florida which makes zero sense, but the bribery it took to get it there means that we love it. The first night out after quarantine has the potential to be the biggest party night of the decade, are we going to risk a second wave of coronavirus for one night out. Duh.

Today we’re talking about SNL’s latest quarantine episode- was it awful or the funniest episode in the last ten years? (20:00) Why can’t the NBA find one decent video camera and are we serious with watching the greatest athletes play a fifth grade level game of horse. Bernie is endorsing Biden (28:50), we’re so lonely that we’re texting our Ex’s (32:30). We got a new challenge for all of you (38:35) so stick around until the end (you'll get some bonus content about Daniel’s controversial past as a teacher’s pet bootlicker.)

Two Tan Gents dive into the latest election news. Bernie is out (or is he), is Joe fit to be president, who can we blame for this absurd election process in the first place. Dana White is buying an island and we cant wait for Fight Island. Martin Shkreli is heading a start up incubator from prison. We hit you with the number one trend on Tik Tok that has to go and what in the world is going to happen with baseball.

Two Tan Gents dive into a whirlpool of topics from Louie C.K.'s return to Zoom happy hours. We want to know if "Karen" is a slur and also the biggest question of the day- Is the economy a hoax?