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Coronavirus numbers are starting to spike once again, and second quarantine is looking closer and closer every day. The schools have shut down and remote learning is back, high school students everywhere are celebrating, but Jimmy is bummed that he won’t be able to flirt with mrs Tompkins anymore. Cancel student debt has been trending and we take a deep dive into the conundrum and what should be done about it. They’re literally willing to cancel Trader Joes pasta packages but millions of dollars of student debt is where they draw the line. Gavin Newsom is a fraud, Lavar Ball is a hero, Applebees is planning their world domination, and Ill be first in line for some half off apps.

Harry Styles appeared on the cover of Vogue Magazine wearing a dress which sparked some backlash from Candace Owens who called for the return of manly men(15:08) . We’re not so different Candace you and I, I liked harry in a dress, you want the return of manly men either way we’re both thirsty for one D. Donald Trump is still searching for his votes to win him the election, repeatedly taking to twitter to claim victory. It's unclear if the cast of La La Land has reached out to Don offering some coping mechanisms after a tough loss. The Weekend is performing at the Super Bowl, Anne Hathaway Apologizes for Limb Differences, We experience some technical difficulties and we’d like to apologize, to absolutely no one.

We are officially living in a post fact world as Twitter and the Washington Post were running headlines over the week that directly conflicted with a Project Veritas report regarding voter fraud in Erie Pennsylvania. Most people are angry that the truth no longer means anything, but my hinge profile is officially up to date. Norway has just passed new laws that could put you in jail up to a year for private comments made about someone in the LGBT community. Some people think that these laws make the world a better place, i think they suck dick. CBS goes woke, Shame is out the door, Against all odds this was one of our best episodes yet.

The country has erupted into celebration. The media has determined that Joe Biden will be the next president of the united states and all of our problems have officially been solved! Racism, solved. COVID f*** it. Convincing my girlfriend to have a threesome, we’re working still working on that one. Although the media projects Biden to win the presidency, Trump is still going to contest the results of the election. Twitter has been flagging all of Trump’s tweets that they deem to be misleading. The fact check reads Joe Biden is actually the winner of the election when it should be saying Stop getting your information from twitter. Vaccines are on its way in, Covid is on its way out, and no matter who you supported in this election, theres never a reason to be dancing in the streets.

Election Day has come and gone and we are still monitoring the results. After 72 hours its looking like Biden might have the electoral votes to put him over 270, sealing the win. Unfortunately, Nevada is still sleeping, so if someone could wake them up and tell them to finish counting because we have a Presidency to decide. Trump has voiced that he is going to contest the election in multiple states which will most likely drag this process on for months to come. Trump tweeted STOP THE COUNT on Thursday morning in which Melania responded, ENOUGH Im turning off Sesame Street. Half the country thinks the other is racist, Half the country might start a war, The third half has no idea how to account, which makes them truest American.

It is election day. The day has finally come where this country is going to elect its next president of the united states of America and hey Im just glad we made it this far. If you missed our Election Week Preview, give last Friday’s episode a listen, cause today we’re just jumping into topics. Kamala Harris endorses communism, Casey Neistat wants everyone to be friends, and we need at least two months to be able to acquire a set of stamps, so we won’t be voting by mail!

Welcome to the Election Week Preview. We are just 4 days away from Election Day and votes have already begun to trickle in. With the massive influx of Mail In voting this year it's looking unlikely that we are going to see a decision made on election night of who the president is going to be. With so many swing states up in the air, we are going to give you our predictions for what will happen in each scenario. What if Biden wins big, what if Trump wins by a slim margin, what if it comes down to Pennsylvania and Florida and the election must be decided through a WWE wrestle match hosted by Vince McMahon. All of that here, today, on Two TanGents.

60 Minutes aired its interviews with the two presidential candidates on Sunday and Donald Trump was seen walking out of his interview with Leslie Stahl midway through. Trump’s team released a statement after the interview trying to get ahead of the situation saying Trump thought he was on renowned CBS show 30 minutes. Khabib Nurmagomedov has defeated Justin Gaethje for the UFC Lightweight Championship winning by technical submission in round two. It was an awesome fight, but such a shame that Gaethje slept through the end of it. Kanye goes on Rogan, Bud Light wants you to vote, We are now 8 days away from election day, can’t wait.

The final presidential debates just went down and we are recording this episode minutes after the action took place. We give you our biggest takeaways from the night, the biggest knockouts, and who scored the most points with less than two weeks from election day. Fracking is back and its better than ever, Trump debuts the Baha men’s newest song, Biden wants to let you know that the Mexican Rapists are here to stay,

The Presidential Candidate Town Halls took place last Thursday and boy did Savannah Guthrie really nail her audition to join the ballot. She combatively fired at Trump right from the start while George Stephanopoulos seemed to have given Biden a walk in the park. Either way, we were beyond ecstatic that all of America got another opportunity to listen to only one side, the one that they think is right. COVID was a hot topic during the town halls, and with more and more questioning the legitimacy of a vaccine, the end seems farther farther out of sight. Who would’ve thought that they would ever normalize the Anti-Vaxer movement. Pumpkin patches are out, Gaining weight is in, we’re officially two week until the election, and we still don't know the rules.