Two Tangents

Its officially season two and 2021 has picked up right where 2020 left off. Washington DC was in absolute shambles as trump supporters stormed the capitol building in protest of the results of the presidential election. The images are appalling and they will certainly live forever, from the protesters shattering the windows, to the armed standoff in the house, there was even one guy who was seen putting his nuts on Pelosi’s desk, Mitch McConnell we see you. Beans Dad went viral so we have some fun with all the people real and fake who have been reduced to a two name epithet like that, wait till you hear about why milk maid and the bird whisperer are being cancelled. Cosmo puts out an absurd magazine, Pence stands up to trump, The real pollsters are lurking around DC, we’ll tell you how to spot them.

This is the 2020 recap episode. What an absolutely insane year it has been. We dive in to all the craziness- we’re talking the greatest moments from sports, pop culture, politics, the years the wildest cancels, those we’ve lost, the memories we’ve gained, the things we’ve learned and through it all we just want to say thank you for coming on this ride with us, hope you enjoy the episode as much as we did. See you in 2021. 

The stimulus package has been passed and the checks are being printed as we speak. Congress has decided to dish out 600 dollars this time around, trimming it in half from the $1200 checks given back in March. Also cut in half since march, the amount of times I've had sex with a girl, just kidding you can’t cut zero in half. Everything in our culture continues to be politicized with the latest on the list being the rollout of the COVID vaccine. AOC and Marco Rubio were some of the first Americans to receive the vaccine which angered many people, mainly all the ugly politicians who weren’t invited to the photo-op. Martin Shkreli breaks a heart, My retirement account grows, Americans are 600 dollars richer so make sure to stick around as we debut our get richer faster course for the one time fee of 599.99.

Pete Buttigieg has been announced as the new Secretary of Transportation in the upcoming Biden Administration Cabinet. The media was ecstatic hailing this moment as the first time an openly gay man was selected to a cabinet position. Only problem, Trump already did that when he selected Richard Grenell just a few months ago. Work Culture in America reaches a new low as a Teacher was celebrated for teaching her elementary school kids from a hospital bed after receiving emergency surgery. Her effort was appreciated by everyone except Denise, who was thinking about calling out next week. Bitcoin reaches a new high, Stimulus Checks could be on the horizon, If you wanna learn how to get rich fast, we’ll tell you everything you need to know, just Venmo us 30 bucks first.

A writer from the Wall Street Journal published a piece recently taking shots at Jill Biden for using the title Doctor, when she has a doctorate in education and not in a field of medicine. Media outlets were quick to call the article and author sexist and misogynistic but the truth he wasn’t any of those, he was just an asshole. The Cleveland Indians have announced that they will be changing their name and getting rid of their Indian logo. This comes after years of fans voicing their outrage with the team name, though fans were displeased to learn that the team will still be keeping the offensive word “Cleveland” in the name. Biden and Harris win person of the year, The Vaccine is being rolled out as we speak, We got new merch ideas that will either get us cancelled or make us millions, so you better believe we’re hustling to get it on the shelves ASAP!

Logan Paul and Floyd Mayweather are fighting on February 20 2021, and I am absolutely stoked as entertainment is going to reach a new all time high. Floyd has never fought a youtube celebrity before so it might catch him off guard when Bruce Buffer starts the fight with Dont forget to share like and subscribe. Cancel Culture is still infiltrating our society and we get into some deep discussion over the hypocrisy of some of its worst promulgators. So many of us are concerned that it could be us who gets cancelled next, but i guess if that happens worst case scenario is we get to fight floyd may weather in 3 years. Elon is moving to texas, Deblasio tries to fund the subway, we went viral on tiktok and united this country, someone tell Trump we want a medal at the least.

Cardi B faced a tremendous amount of backlash recently after asking her fans whether she should buy an 88 thousand dollar purse. Most her fans responded in anger saying Cardi should have read the room as so many people are struggling financially, though one account with the user name @notbenshapiro responded with resounding approval of Cardi’s capitalistic achievements. Apology culture has gotten completely out of hand as Chris Collinsworth was forced to apologize after making a statement that implied women may not know as much about football as men. Glad someone told Chris the truth, now if someone can just tell all of our girlfriends who keep asking us to go apple picking on Sunday's. Norway is on the hot seat, Stephen A gives a hot take, Logan Paul and Floyd Mayweather will be fighting, but maybe not if Cardi B fans have anything to say about The Money Team.

Ellen Page has come out as trans and now identifies as Elliot page and uses he him pronouns. Elliot hopes to continue his acting career which means you chalk another one up to a straight white male taking a woman’s role. President Trump is looking to preemptively pardon some members of his family, you know what you do with innocent people. He claims they did nothing wrong, but just wants to get ahead of the situation. Should Ed Snowden be pardoned, Does Trump still have a chance to win, and somebody let me know who the Designated Driver is for the woman at the Michigan hearing.

Vanderbilt’s Football team absolutely shanked one off the upright when they decided to bring on Sarah Fuller, the Goalkeeper from their women’s soccer team, to be their kicker against Missouri this weekend. The woke media lost their minds hailing this as historic and glass ceiling shattering, though if you saw her kick you’ll know the only thing thats shattering are the neighbors windows if Sarah Fuller ever decides to kick a football again. The Biden Harris Administration announced their White House communications team will consist of all and only women. The team has been tasked with deciding what food to serve at the inauguration and when asked for comment they each said “Idk, you pick”. Jake Paul knocks out Nate Robinson, Jordan Peterson makes the libs cry, and we’re packing our bags and we’re bringing this show to Ibiza in 2021, see you all there.

Sia was under fire recently as her new movie called Music, depicts a girl with autism who was played by a girl without autism. Which begs the true question of our generation which is can the thing thats not the thing play the thing. Collin Kaepernick was trending as the internet has been comparing him with Kyle Rittenhouse, the kid involved in the Kenosha Protests shooting. Video evidence depicts Rittenhouse running away from a mob of protesters on that night, and thats why it's going to be sent to a federal court to decide, and also teams around the NFL who are looking for a guy with speed. Charli hits 100, Cuomo gets an Emmy, The White House apparently has no money left for the Biden Harris transition, so Kamala has offered to bake cookies for the Federal bake sale.